Guide on the Process of Recieving Gold while Initiating the Item Liquidation Sequence

[Elyseon]

So imagine yourself, in a land known to most as CARVINA
You are cool, maybe snazzy plat gear with a firebrand or some level 3 pink promo item
But anywayz there you are--your wallet empty--ur inventory full-- You feel helpless.

Never Fear(well there are certain cases when you should, but thats a topic for another time)

There happens to be a way to get rid of items from you inventory WHILE gaining goldz for your wallet. Just follow these awesome steps!
1--------(if ur inventory is already full skip to step #3) Find an item, who cares where it came from, u just see it laying there run and snatch it before another party member gets it *note* read 'How to be selfish: the guide'
http://i1129.photobucket.com/albums/m513/ThePhantomCow/20120420-153225.jpg

2----------- you will see the name of the item, remember it, write it down on a peice of paper if you need to, remember, No one said this was easy
http://i1129.photobucket.com/albums/m513/ThePhantomCow/20120420-153359.jpg

3----------(start here if your inventory is already full) Select the elusive 'menu' option in the upper left corner
http://i1129.photobucket.com/albums/m513/ThePhantomCow/20120420-153510.jpg

4---------A massive threatening menu will pop up, do not be scared, It is your ally. Gently select the puzzling 'inventory' option (top center for those of you that are visually impaired)
http://i1129.photobucket.com/albums/m513/ThePhantomCow/20120420-153704.jpg

5--------- Browse through the different equipment slots and look at your peice of paper with the item to name to locate the hidden object, tap its name to select it
http://i1129.photobucket.com/albums/m513/ThePhantomCow/20120420-153826.jpg

6--------Hit the 'Sell for:_____' button below
*note* not all items sell for the same price
http://i1129.photobucket.com/albums/m513/ThePhantomCow/20120420-153925.jpg hint- note how much gold i have

7-------once again a threatening box will pop up, again this one is also peaceful and will not attack. But it is very clever and will try to fool you with its cryptic pattern. Do not hastely react as you may hit the wrong choice as it deceives you, resulting in the reinstatement of the Soviet Union, instead calmly press the [SELL] button
http://i1129.photobucket.com/albums/m513/ThePhantomCow/20120420-155013.jpg congratz u passed hardest step

8-------*note* it added gold to my total
Repeat steps for infinte wealth
http://i1129.photobucket.com/albums/m513/ThePhantomCow/20120420-155209.jpg




Thank you for reading!
Thank me for writing

Im happy to take down the most difficult topics for you guys, glad i could clear up the toughest topic first!

Note- Positive Feedback Only
Note #2- otherwise you will hurt my feelingz
Note #3- special thanks to:
-Myself (for being awesome)
-Several Werewolves i killed
-The one that dropped that rare gem
-Myself for killing the were wolves
-Walkhardd who message me calling me sexy and i had to retake one of the screenies
-Myself for being sexy
-Justg for standing in towne after i finshed the screenies
-Me for seeing justg
-Various others who were standing around with firebrands
-Me who then proceeded to get my own firebrand on around the 23rd attempt
-My cute dragonz from PL that I love alot
-Me for having a 66 int bear and int bird (i r intelligentz
-Girl character in DL with revealing outfits
-STS for making DL 18+
-the non-existent few who obey the above rule
-Me for being so greatfull to all these people

*fortune of the day* to be sure of hitting your target, shoot first and call what ever you hit the target.

[Takezaki]

Very helpful, would read again.

[ninjaduck]

Lol I like how STS copied the Chicken Skull helm from a TF2 item called Buckaneers Beak

[Walkhardd]

Y u no keep tha hey sexy screenie in guide?

[Beanmachine]

Very informative guide. I look forward to your next ones Elyseon!

P.S this deserves a sticky.

[Swimmingstar]

You can't steal drops, drops that appear are for you only.

[Iaceden]

Seems legit...

[Elyseon]

You can't steal drops, drops that appear are for you only.
Oh rly? Thanks lol i am noob,


but back on topic
Thank you all, i am glad to help you in such a serious issue!



Y u no keep tha hey sexy screenie in guide?
Tbh im not sure why it seemed like a good idea to delete it

[angeldawn]

Ely Ely Ely

This cracked me up. I love it and I'm still laughing.

And Steve is right, you are sexy ;p

[Fyrce]

LOL! VERY informative. I especially love the precise and so amazingly careful picture edits.

And yeah, the drops you see are yours personally. Probably cuts out a bunch of stuff server has to keep track of.

(gotta remember to thank this when I get do that again)

[morfic]

You know, I thought this was going to be another nonsensical guide...but then i saw all of your pictures. That completely saved it.

A+ Off to make some gold.

[Elyseon]

Ely Ely Ely

This cracked me up. I love it and I'm still laughing.

And Steve is right, you are sexy ;p

U are on forums, and i didnt have to stalk you to find out. Mission Complete.

[Irony]

lol that is sick! XD