What's the weirdest pm you ever received in game?

[Bilaxman]

I have received some strange messages recently....

For my example, I think the most random/weird pm I have received was:

"Fructose"

-Random person in FH while on Bienvenue
---

What about you? Also, keep your posts clean. Thanks and have fun!

[Cytokinesis]

"I love you babe"


-Random person in CS

[morfic]

"Oh wow! I can't believe you joined my game! You're like a celebrity!"

/blush

[Zamu]

"Hi beautiful :)"

Some random bear in CS, i have a skeleton mask that symbolises the complete opposite of 'Beautiful' :P

[Gaunab]

"Go step on a Lego"

~Dolloway

[Marrypoppins]

"Your purrty, wanna make a star legend?" random person in sewers

[Zeus]

"So you're Apollo! I've been stalking you!"

[Marrypoppins]

"So you're Apollo! I've been stalking you!"

Lmao

[Rauekat]

Me and my friend played a trick on my other friend and acted like we loved him. He didn't know it was us and called us and was freaking out!! It was fricking hilarious!

[Lowlyspy]

"ur a poopsniffer"

[Rauekat]

ummmmm whats that?? lol

[Sryyoulose]

Wanna go out with me? I'm a good looking guy!

I was like dude, I'm a guy to.

IT WAS FREAKKKY

[octavos]

Random player asks---->oh its you again, why are you here? aren't you dead?

My reaction: -_-"

[ExperimentNebulaCore]

"You wanna lick my toe"

I... I feel like... Ew.

[NECROREAPER]

"you too cupcake"

-CS random

[Ixillicus]

I'd make you holla for a dolla.

Some random in Balefort.

[captaintuttle]

"Do you know Morfic? If so can you introduce me? He's so dreeeeeeeeeamy..."

True story.

[Bilaxman]

Interesting messages.... Keep them coming! :)

[Rauekat]

i told my friend that i was a good looking guy and he said im a guy too. I told him perfect just what i wanted! He got so freaked out and the next hour i was acting gay and he was screaming to his momma after that! LOL

[WoundedEagle]

"Can you escort me to the bathroom." by some guy in CS

True story.

[Pinocciohh]

"Is it raining outside?" ..... I replied "Say waaaa?"

[undertheradar]

"Can I borrow some gold?

Me- "I'm sorry, I don't have much gold to give away."

"Oh it's ok, I'm a prostitute from Indonesia."

They then logged off. I was a little creeped out

[ninjaduck]

"and then he said its his now"

?????!

[Artemis]

"your hot."
"I didn't know elfs were hot.."

[Cahaun]

"Can you be my girlfriend?"
-Person I'm helping in the swamps


@_@

(I stopped playing for over a week)

[YYZ????]

While on YYZtwin, my cute little Enchantress all decked out with Holiday items.

Random dude: "You're Cute, you wanna BF"
Me: sorry dude I am a 43 year old guy.
Random dude: I am 43 too!!

I bolted fast. Did not know how or want to respond to that!

[plmafiaboss]

Well in DL someone asked me if I was gay and single

[Swampy]

"I know you but you don't know me."
Happened yesterday...

[Swimmingstar]

"Hi"

It was so weird.

[Lavalamp]

Omg swim I feel your pain someone just did that to me too! Maybe it was the same person? *mind blown*

[Buster]

Her (hopefully her)-hello bad boy
Me- who are you?
Her- doesn't matter bad boy
Me- WHO ARE YOU!!
She logged after that. And the birth of my second char! Lol

[Paar]

"Wanna ****."

No joke weirdest message..

[Bilaxman]

Some of these are really funny/creepy....

[dugantale]

" hey duggy, mind teachin me how to duggy? Id like it, it would make me happy, if ya know what I mean ;)"

Random chick in FH I was freaked out lol...

[kiitz]

The duggy one is kinda funny. There is a song, Teach me how to Dougie.

[Jugernugetx]

I don't get pm's. Except hi from my friends -.-

[Gaunab]

"Wanna ****."

No joke weirdest message..

What's weird about asking for a trade? :disillusionment: I get that all the time.

[Kaytar]

"Your skirt really turns me on, wanna go out?
Was wearing a mount fang robe...lmao creeper

[Buffedbear Pl]

Random guy in Balefort - "Wana be my GF?"
Me - "I'm a guy"
Random guy - "Me too omg!"

>_>

[birdmasta]

"wanna go out?" been asked that 5 times

[XghostzX]

"OMG, Bieber from forums!?"





-.-

[Mothwing]

"Are you like...the real Mothwing?"

...No i'm fake.

[birdmasta]

ya what a fake

[Late]

"I love you"
-randome guy

[Cahaun]

"Your skirt really turns me on, wanna go out?
Was wearing a mount fang robe...lmao creeper
It's the creepers like these...

[Bilaxman]

"OMG, Bieber from forums!?"





-.-

Lol

[Piosidon]

"black and white ur racist"

Was on my panda...

[Noodleleg]

"So you're Apollo! I've been stalking you!"

Is that me?

[Noodleleg]

You're the Noodleleg on forums? Omg your guides are awesome, but they suck!

Was like... -_-

[Roc]

"I HATE YOU" says some random to my int bear before booting me...how could anyone hate my int bear's fuzziness? :biggrin:

[Buddyf97]

Dolloway is such a character...
"Let's face it. I don't like you anymore.'
Tips for birds: "Buff blast run repeat."
*Gives me an item to give to a friend* "Try and scam him with it"

[fuzzylazer]

"Can I d8 you?"
Random pvp guy.

[dudetus]

Ooh phooey!

I've received quite a few interesting PMs mostly due to my "How to look" - guides... The best is on the other hand a total random in FH:

He pms me: "I like cookies"
I pm him: "Sry, I am more of a brownie guy"
He pms me: "GAY"

And after that he starts shouting that I am a scammer, racist, etc in public... That was interesting :D!

[Noobified]

I have a screenshot somewhere:

Random guy: Can I have some gold?
Me: Wow...crazy! I was just going to ask you the same thing! Can I have some?
Random guy: Uhhh...how much do you want?

[Riccits]

ive some where i made screenshots :D

http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/3426/img02441.png (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/36/img02441.png/)
http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/3699/img03011.png (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/16/img03011.png/)
http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/3640/img03051.png (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/232/img03051.png/)
http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/7738/img03061.png (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/834/img03061.png/)
http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/9885/img03111.png (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/441/img03111.png/)

[Cahaun]

Your biggest fan in pic#2? @_@

[Cheesecakess]

Random guildee pms me "nom nom nom i like babys"

And that was only today @_o

[Back]

Conversation between me and random guy in CS

Random Guy : Boot Me
Me: What?
Random Guy: Yes!
Me: What?
RG: You got eye sight problem?
Me: I don't think so..
RG: It doesn't matter what you think. Just Boot me.
Me: What?
RG: Stop this "What" trash.
Me: What!!

[Bilaxman]

ive some where i made screenshots :D
http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/3640/img03051.png (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/232/img03051.png/)


I thought Cinco was a dev.... Shouldn't his name be red? O.o Impostor?

[LwMark]

Today in cs

Was on lwmarkstash

Someone goes
Your not lwmark your copying wow
Next pm said
Noob

I replied yes I am

They said no you lie Noob

I switched chars to lwmark and added them

They replied

Wow it is you you are not fake

Funny thing I did not even know them

[Blind]

"Old lad. Don't ask what your country can do for you, but instead what you can do for your country." - Dolloway

[Cahaun]

Lol I wonder if Dolloway knows he's being quoted a lot here :)

[Riccits]

I thought Cinco was a dev.... Shouldn't his name be red? O.o Impostor?

ya, look at his gear, it was nuri! XD

[Elyseon]

They can turn off their red names

[Bilaxman]

They can turn off their red names

Why would they do that? O.o I feel like they would get reported by players lol.

[MightyMicah]

"rusher"

Oh wait. That's normal.

Lol weirdest pm is probably
"hey baby need a boyfriend?"
Then I'm like, "I'm a guy."
He's like, "lol". Then he left.

I laughed for a few minutes then continued playing.

[MightyMicah]

"rusher!"

Oh wait. That's normal.

Lol weirdest pm is probably
"hey baby need a boyfriend?"
Then I'm like, "I'm a guy."
He's like, "lol". Then he left.

I laughed for a few minutes then continued playing.

[Bilaxman]

"rusher!"

Oh wait. That's normal.

Lol weirdest pm is probably
"hey baby need a boyfriend?"
Then I'm like, "I'm a guy."
He's like, "lol". Then he left.

I laughed for a few minutes then continued playing.

Lol @ that pm and your double post!

[MightyMicah]

Oh gosh I'm sorry! I was in crappy wifi and couldn't tell if it sent. Can I delete it somehow?

[Skeletonlord]

I think the weirdest PM I have had in game is "Are you a dev?"

Was just answering some questions and "Are you a dev?" came up. Shocked me, wanted to say yes, but I told them a dev has a red name not blue. He didn't reply after that.

[Luvaria]

"Hey Delph what are you giving away today?"
I was twinning Delphina at the time... *facepalm*
"O.o Uhh... Go wave at HER not ME!"

[Xionskull]

Random Nub: "Want to be my gf?"
Me: "Sure"
Random Nub: "r u a girl?"
Me: "no"
Lmao

[dingermtb]

Random Nub: "Want to be my gf?"
Me: "Sure"
Random Nub: "r u a girl?"
Me: "no"
Lmao

When i first started, i was also asked "Wanna be my gf?" I replied with "since i'm a guy, you want me to be your giraffe's foot? Is that like a rabbit's foot?" I got no reply back. Still pondering, lol.

Sent from my AlienFusion-VM670 using Xparent Blue Tapatalk 2

[Bilaxman]

Oh gosh I'm sorry! I was in crappy wifi and couldn't tell if it sent. Can I delete it somehow?

Don't worry lol. You can delete your double post by clicking on the edit post button and then click on "Delete Post". After that, fill the reason why and the post will be deleted. Feel free to pm me if you have any questions. :)


"Hey Delph what are you giving away today?"
I was twinning Delphina at the time... *facepalm*
"O.o Uhh... Go wave at HER not ME!"

That's too funny. :)

[Atw622]

"I am an artificial intelligence from 50 years in the future sent back in time to stop you from spending $50,000 on this game, invest your moneys elsewhere"

Followed by:

"I am a Nigerian prince with a proposition for you! If you send me 1,000 US dollars I will give you the deed to my Nigerian Palace filled with wine, virgins and rubies! O accept Paypal or Moneygram, don't miss this opportunity of a lifetime! You will regret it 50 years from now!"

[cjswogkstkdg]

Blue pms from long ago..

~lowlvl

[Popular]

"flush"
~poop

[Hankomachos]

"you're ugly"


._.

[Elitephonix]

Omg your a green Santa link butterfly!

[Elitephonix]

"call me my number is 911"

[Urqui]

"Can I borrow some gold?

Me- "I'm sorry, I don't have much gold to give away."

"Oh it's ok, I'm a prostitute from Indonesia."

They then logged off. I was a little creeped out

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/cat-saturday-73.jpg

[Swimmingstar]

Ok "hi" wasn't the weirdest.

Maybe "Are you a dev?"

"Are you Parth?"

"Are you Apollo?" (if they say this I say no or I say no, I'm not a Greek God!)

"What's your position with STS?" (something like that) (What?? Player I guess?)

[StompArtist]

I have had someone tell me he knew how I was hacking and cheating in PL on a perfectly normal nothing special level 12ish toon :S

[Otukura]

"Are you on the pill? Or do I need protection?"

[Paladinslaya]

Can you change my diaper? Something green is in there... My reaction: Ummm...

Some random bear in CS

[bronislav84]

"Wanna be my stargirl?"

"Wanna btf?" Actually forgot if it was this or something else, but the person said it meant having sex with him. Yes, ingame.

Random people asking to buy the weapon or other items I'm CLEARLY using. Really, if I sell it to you, what would I use? Seriously.

[Jiven]

Pretty sure I said like 75% of these to you guys :)

[xxdarkxmulaxx]

"can i have your crafted sanguine xbow set or free?"- some lvl1 at cs


i was like quote "bwahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaahhahahahahahaahhah ahaha" unquote:)

[zentradi]

"I WILL GIVE YOU 10K" me: for what? "SHUT UP"

he/she proceeded to give me 10k.

[elfmasterz]

Someone I didn't even know said "chinchillas are my best friends, are you a chinchilla?" I said "sure" and left the party...Smh

[Jayboon]

Your a polar bear. Get out of alien oasis, the climate is all wrong! Random PM

[xfrzen]

"Are you an npc, reply if you are"
really lol

[cdfo]

I have received this pm : hey ... I think I must report you because of your coolness ! Received at mt fang towne.. from someone unknown. I'm use demonic glyph sets

[Kiwihawk]

When I Was On My Mage I Got...
Other Guy: Hey Sxy
Me: WTF
Other Guy: Wanna Go Out Some Time Ima Guy
Me: Bro Im A Dude
Other Guy: O Nvm Then Have A Good Day!

Strange People These Days!

[TheMatrixMan]

"Here comes another Chinese earthquake!"

[Agonyscene]

I was on cresentkilla, with those white bunny ears and someone just randomly said to me, "I want to eat your peeps"0.0

[Rittik]

"hi did someone ever spank you!?"
i was like wtf...and i said "maybe your gf" xD

-Rik(Rittik)

[dudetus]

"Are you an npc, reply if you are"
really lol

Bwahaha :D!

Offtopic: How did u make ur sig and what program did u use? I love it :)!

[Actona679]

ive some where i made screenshots :D

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/9885/img03111.png (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/441/img03111.png/)

This makes me laugh so much. Bamdefee is in my guild. You probably know him as Visionair. There is nothing he enjoys more than pretending to be an admiring noob. He makes new characters all the time, hunts us down in town and then starts messaging us with admiring comments and all sorts of noobish questions. Innocent fun, I guess :)

[Dragonrider023]

why did u crack me? said some guy in FH

True story

[Dragonrider023]

When I Was On My Mage I Got...
Other Guy: Hey Sxy
Me: WTF
Other Guy: Wanna Go Out Some Time Ima Guy
Me: Bro Im A Dude
Other Guy: O Nvm Then Have A Good Day!

Strange People These Days!

dat is true cuz some ppl thinks u r girl if u use mage.

[Chopper]

As i was getting close to my next level bump up, one of the other players asked me something like:

'When you Level, can i have your bow'?

Since when does gaining a level mean i have to discard everything i am using immediately, and by giving it away to random people?

[Bilaxman]

"Are you an npc, reply if you are"
really lol

This is too funny! xD

[Kiwihawk]

dat is true cuz some ppl thinks u r girl if u use mage.
IKR!!!

[Nick41324]

No offence bargainpanda :-)
1.5 years of playing and this was the weirdest message I've gotten lol

http://i1181.photobucket.com/albums/x428/nick41324/PicsArt_1336437408242.jpg

[Kixxler]

"Are you one of Josie's old boyfriends out to get me?"
I still don't know who Josie is.

[Phoenixking]

"hey I was waiting for you"
"huh?"
"don't you remember me? I was the one with the rain coat"
"what?"
"I was outside your window screaming at you"
"uhh.... Wrong person?"
"NO I know IT'S YOU!"
"uuh...leave me alone or I'll mute you...bye"

[KingFu]

"Make me a toe sandwich"

?

[Sluntz]

Hey! I've been stalking you for the past 20 minuites!

my reaction - get away from meeeeee D:!!!

[Kanitall]

Somebody i dont know:"hello adam"
My reaction: "who the hell are you?"

You know whats funny? -.- it happens almost everytime im in balefort.

[Otukura]

Somebody i dont know:"hello adam"
My reaction: "who the hell are you?"

You know whats funny? -.- it happens almost everytime im in balefort.

You know when it started happening?

Around the same time I suddenly had a bunch of free character slots.

[Luvaria]

Somebody i dont know:"hello adam"
My reaction: "who the hell are you?"

You know whats funny? -.- it happens almost everytime im in balefort.

You know when it started happening?

Around the same time I suddenly had a bunch of free character slots.

Lmao. Don't encourage him!

[Register]

My weirdest was when Zeus said Hey Reg right when I entered Balefort Castle. I had no clue who he was so I said "Um...Hi! Who are you on the forums?"

"Apollo."

-.-

[KingFu]

Somebody i dont know:"hello adam"
My reaction: "who the hell are you?"

You know whats funny? -.- it happens almost everytime im in balefort.

Just the life of a leet snowboarder.

[Windwaiker]

"Its windy"

Yeah, it was windy that day!

[Marinemaraudermedivac]

They told me "hey do you like pokemon!!!!!!" i was like "i used to" and they said "pokemon is stupid" i was wondering why they even started the convo with me lol

[Nick41324]

"I love you"
-randome guy
:-)

[Pakax]

I've got quite a few odd ones...

"how much plat to buy all your items?"
"Are you old?" (that took me by surprise but what they meant was that I had been playing for some time coz I was wearing COP, shield and armor)
"Can I have 250000?" (without a 'please', not that it would have made much difference tho...)

and a recent conversation altogether was funny:
He asks: "how you do that?"
I reply: "do what?"
he replies: "that thing!"
I reply: "what thing?"
he replies: "the shile"
I reply: "shile?"
he replies: "shield"
I reply: " oh shield! it's a vanity and shield"
he replies: "what?"
I reply: "what you see is a shield below a vanity, looks cool hey? :-)"
he replies: "no"

Then I got annoyed coz I was pretty please with my looks on that twink until that point. :-D