How to Farm! (Like a Pro) :D

[Elyseon]

http://i1129.photobucket.com/albums/m513/ThePhantomCow/20120428-214327.jpgso probably nearly everybody's life goal is to be a farmer. But due to obstacles some people do not meet this aspiration, they may possibly end up as mere sucessful businessmen, heads of states, master scientists, or even walrus tamers. But now you will no longer have to worry about any of those fearful futures. With a few steps you will know how to overcome the problems that land you in the previously stated positions. Here are some personal testimonies:
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http://i1129.photobucket.com/albums/m513/ThePhantomCow/20120428-220533.jpg
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now to solve this terrible problem
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Look for an open area, with good soil :D see it was right behind me
http://i1129.photobucket.com/albums/m513/ThePhantomCow/20120428-210352.jpgWell now you have your own farm...or do you? o_O Actually you still need more right now u have ... land
http://i1129.photobucket.com/albums/m513/ThePhantomCow/20120428-210644.jpgnow you have to plant seeds for your beautiful chunk of territory, easily obtainable from a handy seed barrel *note* look out for the fire you could burn yourself :/
http://i1129.photobucket.com/albums/m513/ThePhantomCow/20120428-211012.jpgspread them thoroughly over your rich soil...but it could be richer...(read next step)
http://i1129.photobucket.com/albums/m513/ThePhantomCow/20120428-211251.jpgwith the extra nutrients of beast flesh, your pumkins will develop faster and larger
SUCCESS!
And there u have it ladies and gentlemen-- a farm of your very own :D
http://i1129.photobucket.com/albums/m513/ThePhantomCow/20120428-211722.jpg
You will have millions of pumpkins for all types of recreation
Or if you're feeling really bold...sell a few!
Soon you will have made a killing! Rich beyond belief! Maybe you will even be able to buy a great barn and more farmland!

Good Luck, Farmers!
---->Get out there and farm now, my friends!
Special thx to--
Shelby
And that guy who died

[Artemis]

Have you not seen the threads from Devs and other players saying not to make stupid guides for thanks.?

[Otukura]

Have you not seen the threads from Devs and other players saying not to make stupid guides for thanks.?

He's just getting a head start :D



Maybe our next forum contest should be to write the funniest troll guide? Or, is that just adding to the problem?

[Artemis]

He's just getting a head start :D

"Or is that just adding to the problem?" yes. it is. :p

[Elyseon]

Have you not seen the threads from Devs and other players saying not to make stupid guides for thanks.?
Actually i just thought it was funny lol
I think ur just mad cuz u went down the walrus tamer path

[Artemis]

Actually i just thought it was funny lol
I think ur just mad cuz u went down the walrus tamer path

..what?

[:-D]

Whos that lady with u ely:3?

[Elyseon]

Whos that lady with u ely:3?
Lol idk o_O

[Elysony]

Actually i just thought it was funny lol
I think ur just mad cuz u went down the walrus tamer path
LOLOLOL omg Ely...LOL!

[Elysony]

Also, I love people's guides that they make for a laugh. I don't think a person like Elyseon is doing this for Thanks... Now dudetus on the other hand... Haha Jk none of them do it for thanks which they have stated, I think it just gives the community a good laugh. Nothing wrong with that, cease the hatin'.

[Bebsi]

Lol, I was just thinking not another great post on farming... xD
U got me

[dudetus]

Also, I love people's guides that they make for a laugh. I don't think a person like Elyseon is doing this for Thanks... Now dudetus on the other hand... Haha Jk none of them do it for thanks which they have stated, I think it just gives the community a good laugh. Nothing wrong with that, cease the hatin'.

Yup. I think this guide was creative because fo sho most of us thought this was some item farming guide.

What's the bad thing to post funthreads? I have fun time making my own funthreads and I think at least a few ppl have enjoyed them as well. Like it hurt us or something..

[LwMark]

Sticky!

I lold reading it..nice

Also when reading made me think wut if we had to dig like iron to make iron plate or somethin..would make crafting items in more depth

[TANKKAAR]

http://i764.photobucket.com/albums/xx287/Tedpotter3/400468_2551200504129_1377380070_31971284_105816908 5_n.jpg

[Jig]

Oh so apparently this is stupid? Maybe stop being so serious in life and have a joke its funny as xD

[:-D]

Everypmes forgetting about his assistent D:

[Jespo]

http://i764.photobucket.com/albums/xx287/Tedpotter3/400468_2551200504129_1377380070_31971284_105816908 5_n.jpg

Perfect.

[Elyseon]

Everypmes forgetting about his assistent D:
I didnt forget u fellow pumpkin farmer :D


http://i764.photobucket.com/albums/xx287/Tedpotter3/400468_2551200504129_1377380070_31971284_105816908 5_n.jpgi guess i need to fix the problem of wild snakkaars invading ur farmlands :O