Random crap thread (100k contest)

[MightyMicah]

All around the cobbler's bench,
The monkey chased the weasel.
The monkey thought 'twas all in fun,
Pop goes the weasel!

Half a pound of tupenny rice,
Half a pound of treacle.
That's the way the monkey goes,
Pop goes the Weasel!

Every night when I get home,
The monkey's on the table
Take a stick and knock it off,
Pop goes the weasel!

(get the idea? Now share share your random crap! ;) )

~Update~
1st prize-funniest random crap 100k
2nd prize-wittiest random crap 50k
Special prize-(it's special I can't tell!)


http://i1133.photobucket.com/albums/m587/MightyMicah/75ba2e54.jpg

P.S. I put this in the general discussion section because the main idea is just fun, not the contest
~MM

UPDATE-

The contest is now over! Here are the winners:

1st prize- Aniybo! That whole Bob Marley thing just cracked me up haha

2nd prize- Chang Yao! That slinky thing was quite clever Indeed.

Special prize- Matutd! That Mario picture is what did it. The prize is a voodoo fire pin.

(prize winners add MasterMicah to get your rewards)

[LwMark]

A mighty person posted a confusin thread in the wrong part of a forum

[MightyMicah]

lol Lwmark, I'm on ios so I was hoping no one would see the thread till I finished editing it. You see there's a glitch that forces me to start the post on safari sts, then I edit it on my app sts.

[aniybo]

this is what a poor person in a garbage says " dont worry, bout a thing, cause every little thing gonna be alright!" ( like the song )

[dudetus]

Victory shall be mine with the help of laquint:


Well besides a llama that talks to me and the dude with horns and alien skin and red eyes that lives in my shoe I think I am physically the smartest person in the world my I.Q is 1 maybe....

[MightyMicah]

LOL guys awesome! Keep em coming!

[Swimmingstar]

Random Crap.

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I believe I win.

[Livemau]

shake that? or come n get?

[Kixxler]

www.9gag.com
Best random crap.

[Elitephonix]

I went to the bathroom,
A monkey was taking a bath in the toilet,
Pop goes the weasel!!!!

[Sryyoulose]

Bubbles Buubbles Buuubles Buuuubles buuuuuubles buuuuuuubles
Cookies Coookies cooookies coooookies cooookies cookies
Fences feences feeences feeeences feeeeences feeeeeencs

[Piosidon]

A B C D E F G, Barney is my enemy

[Swords]

Uh.......... Wheres the bathroom at?

[Swimmingstar]

Randomness.

What are you talking about?

[Stompy]

Night Night.... Sleep Tight
Don't let the bed bugs bite! :p

[silentdestiny]

In your face in your face in your pa-the-tic I'm-BA-sa-lis-tic face of poo! Yo!

[MightyMicah]

Lols good one's guys! I have laughed pretty hard so far. Keep em coming!

[cman123]

Shut the front door!

[Urqui]

Dora the explorer had come one day from exploring. It was late at night so the next day she overslept. She woke up past the afternoon and walked to the kitchen to get a redbull. She then said to herself "off to explore some more today" so she went her room took a shower and and get her backpack. She couldnt find it so she went to look for her mom to ask if she had seen it. As she walked to the living room she had saw her friends and family. Also that creepy guy from blues clues.
She immediately saw her backpack. She went to reach for it but the backpack hid behind Dora's mom. Dora told her backpack "it's time to go". Dora's mom said "Dora you have a problem. Dora replied"what are you talking about?" The backpack immediately yelled"You need to stop exploring!" then hid again in the back. "What are you talking about? I need to do this!" replied Dora. Dora's mom then said "No Dora, you NEED to go to school, you NEED learn that you have a problem." "Yeah Dora every time I see you I try to get you to go home but you just yell at me:(" said Swiper the Fox. "Ahh WTF SWIPER NO SWIPING!" screamed Dora. Her mom immediately slapped her and said not to be disrespectful. Her eyes filled with tears and asked where Boots was. "He was shot by the hunter from Jumanji last night" said the Map. "BOOTS NOO" cried Dora. "Don't you see how going alone to places like the woods or the mountains can be dangerous?" said her mom. Dora replied"No, I will never stop exploring! I will never stop like my brother Diego!" Her mom then said"actually, Diego has been in a exploring rehab for a month now"
After hearing this Dora tried to run away but was immediately blocked by the creepy guy from Blues Clues. So she ran at full speed and jumped put the kitchen window and ran to the street. Dora's mom had then called the police to come, but Dora had already stole a car driven by the old lady from Looney toons. The cops had quickly gotten there to her house and her mom told them where she went. As Dora was driving she heard the cop's sirens and quickly got 2 whine bottles that were left by the old lady and ripped a scarf that was also there and shoved it inside the bottles. She lit the scarf and threw the molotovs at the cops. The first one missed completely but the second hit the windshield of one of the cops and blinded him with the flames so he swerved off the street and crashed. Then Dora sped away through the jungle of cars she eventually lost the cops. But as she turned around to see if she was still being followed she was hit by a truck and completely destroyed both cars and knocking Dora out.
When Dora woke up she saw a man asking her is she was alright and as her vision cleared... She saw it was the hunter from Jumanji. She immediately attacked him knocking him down punching him and punching and punching while she was screaming BOOTSSS. A young girl tried to make her stop yelling "please stop he's already dead!" Then Dora was tackled by a police officer and hand cuffed. While the cop was putting Dora in the police car her mom looked at her and said "It's for your own good" Dora didn't reply

Dora was sentenced to a year in Exploring rehab and had to promise never to explore again. Also had to pay damages she caused to the cops and hunters she hurt and killed... She did none of these thing

Lol:p

[RaptorBlitz]

Yea hello so yea how are ya and man what a day it's been yea so I was shopping and crap for pikachu underwear and this thingy pooped out oopsI meant to post popped out but whatever so yea a pokemon card popped out and I was all like "awesome I can use it to cover my pikachu underwear with and like yea it was so awesome and then chuck Norris burst through the wall and falcon punched the sleazy salesman holding women's undergarments and like everyone was like 'OMG it's nuck chorris and like yea everyone was like that so everyone fainted and chuck norris put on the underwear the sleazy salesman who got falcon punched was holding and like yea the building collapsed and everyone died except nuck chorris and he turned into my lvl5 Mage wandbreaker and rezzed everyone so like everyone was like 'OMG WANDBREAKER HOWAWESOME HERE TAKE MY LVL2 DARK WAND OF SMARTS' and then Wandbreaker who was chuck Norris transformed broke the wand and like everyone died again because everyone knew how much the wand was worth and like yea Wandbreaker ran out of mana and didn't have any mana pots so we just sat there dead yeA then we turned into plankton and we won the game with a lvl1 Torch. So yea now we're in Humania and like we're being entertained by these devs in coconuts and yea the reception here is horrible so like bye and yea I'm still dead so yea


*Rambles everything off top of head*

[Back]

Freeedooommmmmmm

(as in Braveheart)

Sent from my GT-S5360 using Tapatalk 2

[cman123]

Has anyone ever noticed that dub step music sounds like robots doing it? :o

[cman123]

I wish Dora would get killed by sniper the fox!!!

[razerfingers]

I love you <3 :)

Sent front my HTC Evo 3D using tapatalk 2

[Matutd]

http://i1238.photobucket.com/albums/ff497/matutd/4039b2d7.jpg

Since the topic of the thread is to be random doesn't that mean that all this random crap is actually on topic?
http://i1238.photobucket.com/albums/ff497/matutd/55502418.jpg
http://i1238.photobucket.com/albums/ff497/matutd/22d49d2c.jpg

And here's a picture of mario that I drew. Redryder, your skills have been matched :p
http://i1238.photobucket.com/albums/ff497/matutd/b1ce7df8.jpg

[Noodleleg]

A guy was so dumb that he asked for the operator (911 person) for the emergency phone number...
His name was WEASEL...
Pop goes the weasel!

[MightyMicah]

Alot more good ones guys! My decision making is gonna be tough! I may throw in a second and third place prize. Haha

[NotYoCookiez]

Seriously their not your cookiez >.>

Lol flying cow ---->

Jk it's just a running banana <-----

Or a talking cookie?! ^^

[PownagePlus]

That's what she said...

[Swimmingstar]

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[Pwneverything]

Don't know what to say, don't know what to say.... Gotta get the prize..... And go to the bathroom

[Swimmingstar]

I do know what to say! I don't know what to say!

[aniybo]

Yea hello so yea how are ya and man what a day it's been yea so I was shopping and crap for pikachu underwear and this thingy pooped out oopsI meant to post popped out but whatever so yea a pokemon card popped out and I was all like "awesome I can use it to cover my pikachu underwear with and like yea it was so awesome and then chuck Norris burst through the wall and falcon punched the sleazy salesman holding women's undergarments and like everyone was like 'OMG it's nuck chorris and like yea everyone was like that so everyone fainted and chuck norris put on the underwear the sleazy salesman who got falcon punched was holding and like yea the building collapsed and everyone died except nuck chorris and he turned into my lvl5 Mage wandbreaker and rezzed everyone so like everyone was like 'OMG WANDBREAKER HOWAWESOME HERE TAKE MY LVL2 DARK WAND OF SMARTS' and then Wandbreaker who was chuck Norris transformed broke the wand and like everyone died again because everyone knew how much the wand was worth and like yea Wandbreaker ran out of mana and didn't have any mana pots so we just sat there dead yeA then we turned into plankton and we won the game with a lvl1 Torch. So yea now we're in Humania and like we're being entertained by these devs in coconuts and yea the reception here is horrible so like bye and yea I'm still dead so yea


*Rambles everything off top of head*

dude... gosh and dude...

[Arlandow]

Read this and get distracted!!

[Arlandow]

Whats the number to 911

[PL_Keaton96]

When I die, I want to die like my grandmother, who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the fire department generally uses water.

I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.


Hope these win it!:biggrin:

[PL_Keaton96]

Carl: Bro, why can't you ever pay attention to me when im talking to you?
Keaton: What are you talking about i always pay att-SQUIRREL!
Carl: THAT'S WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!!!!
:eagerness:

[Noodleleg]

Whats the number to 911

Why do I hate trolls =p and copiers...

[lilgangster]

Idk bout any of yall but if i had to choose between getting shot or a round house to the face by chuck noris... i would run c:

[Noodleleg]

John Wall and Chuck Norris unite!

[Irulelol]

Have you ever seen llama
Kiss a llama on a llama
Llama llama taste of llama
Llama llama DUCK!
I once was a tree house
I lived in a cake
But i never saw the way the orange slayed the rake
I one was an oldmans tale!!!!!
So hold on little child to the saftey rail!

Lol ahhh the llama song

[Rauekat]

guys u won't believe it!!
my train went swimming in the piano!
Rainbow Unicorn's for life!

[topskillz]

Little riddle for ya:

If I have 11 pancakes and you have 12 sandwiches... How many ice cubes does it take to stack them and touch the ceiling.










... Purple, because aliens don't wear hats! :)

[PownagePlus]

Don't know what to say, don't know what to say.... Gotta get the prize..... And go to the bathroom
All you have to say is "Can I plz go to the bathroom," nothin too complicated

[lilgangster]

It was not until the pig fell on its side tht it realized... it wasnt standing up anymore...

[Lavalamp]

Eminem is white.

[MightyMicah]

Lola many more good laughs guys! This is gonna be so hard!

[Rauekat]

How do Chinese people name their kids?
They drop a spoon and listen to what sound it makes! :P
Srry if I offended anybody.

[Mremad_297]

this is the way i live which makes me kill wat i see on a tree that looks great but a cake dosent make good laugh of a CRAZY GUY who is making sound of a funny horse that is going To be SmartPhone Of the craziest guy in the whole UniversitY . but taking good choice makes glitch of dark legends in an umbrella What Did I saiD ?!!!

[JTZ]

I love these pictures. :)

http://i1259.photobucket.com/albums/ii546/geojtz/3984fdf2.jpg


http://i1259.photobucket.com/albums/ii546/geojtz/9e6cc9cd.jpg

[diiroid]

/startrandomcrap

Teacher asks: What's 153916293619^2?
Student answers: Well, I know that it is a number.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLSPAMLOLOLOLOLOROFLCOPTE RLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLRANDOMNESSLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOTROLLLOL OLOLOLOLOLO

/endrandomcrap

[PownagePlus]

When is this contest gonna be judged???

[PownagePlus]

Srry if I offended anybody.

Offense taken lol

[Swimmingstar]

How do Chinese people name their kids?
They drop a spoon and listen to what sound it makes! :P
Srry if I offended anybody.

How did Rauekat get named? They dropped a fork and listened to the sound.
Srry if I offended anybody. :|

[lilgangster]

Lola many more good laughs guys! This is gonna be so hard!
(Last part) thts wat she said ^-^

[Roberto077]

There is a turtle on my clock....... Not sure what to do........ Now the turtle is on my ceiling fan.........













Barium Cobalt and Nitrogen's chemical symbols spell BaCoN

THE END

[Roberto077]

If you want random look up "asdfmovie" on youtube. It is so random. Either that or "supered86" the most random person on youtube.

[Rauekat]

How did Rauekat get named? They dropped a fork and listened to the sound.
Srry if I offended anybody. :|

Funny swimmy :P
actually i did random name lol

[Daozel]

Lol

[Griffinfan]

What happens when you sit on a grape? It gives a little wine(whine) lol ^^

[Daozel]

The moment when you look at a picture of you'r ex and wonder was I wasted the hole relationship -__-

[Daozel]

Drake: dude you were so drunk last night
Zach: No not really
Drake: You grabbed my parrot and threw it at my hamster and yelled. ANGRY BIRDS!
Zach: awesome

[plmafiaboss]

Don't eat soggy cereal. It comes out the same way but there seems to be more when it comes out :(

[cman123]

Squirrel!!! Where?!?!?!

[cman123]

Bank robber named weasel!!! Pop goes the weasel!

[cman123]

Rawr!!! Purrrr....bipolar bear.

[cman123]

Chinese Aflac. Spanish turtle! Fried panda? Flying squirrel~ Double stuffed Oreo cat$

[Livemau]

Plmafiaboss hada really funny one
My vote 100% goes to him

[PownagePlus]

When is this gonna be judged?

[Swimmingstar]

In Alterra... do you know how we get chicken wings? This is how...

When the bird meets the fire, there's chicken wings to be sold! We will sell each one.. For 5 cents each! 0% off! Mighty of thee! What the heck am I singing?


Better delete this post. o.O ._.

[PL_Keaton96]

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. :)

[MightyMicah]

LOL still cracking me up guys! I'll judge this whole deal probably Monday night.

[PownagePlus]

Okay!!!

[Iphoneington]

Nyan
Waffles
Hai
Your mom
Kitteh
Doggeh
Monkeh

[Iphoneington]

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Random?;)

[Iphoneington]

Can I has cookie nao?XD

[cman123]

Cracker with no cheese!

[Windwolve]

Penguin Harry: Wanna hear something scary?
Penguin Wilson: Sure lol, if you insist.
Penguin Harry: Imagine Santa...with a bikini!
Bottle: Eeeuw that's gross!
Bowling ball: Now imagine him without a bikini.

:O

Pop goes the weasel!

[PownagePlus]

Is there a max amount of entries

[MightyMicah]

Nope. Share whatever random crap you want!

[plmafiaboss]

Plmafiaboss hada really funny one
My vote 100% goes to himlol :p

[JTZ]

0100001100110100001110100110001101101011
010011100110111101110010011100100110100101110011
Don't be surprised what it translates into :)

[Chang Yeo]

Some people are like a slinky.
They are dead useless but you can't help laughing when you push them down the stairs.

Don't teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig

[Axelrod15]

Ok this is a true story (not joking)
So my friend was hiking with his friend and his friend saw a incredible view and stayed HOLY CRAP and my friend goes where?

Crappy isn't it

[MightyMicah]

The contest is over but feel free to add any random crap you wish!

I mean after all...Pop goes the weasel!

[Swimmingstar]

The contest is over but feel free to add any random crap you wish!

I mean after all...Pop goes the weasel!

You will be hypnotized just to accept this entry. 3...2...1... you have accepted this entry.

And pop goes the weasel?

[plmafiaboss]

Someone win?

[cman123]

To mightmicah... Who won?

[MightyMicah]

Refer back to my original post to find out who won! I updated it :)

[Matutd]

Woo! Finally won something for my art skills haha :) thanks micah