Once upon a time...

[PvpLegend]

but the ursan warrior was prepared to tht, and took the baby seal b4 it entered the vortex, so as they met up in atlantis with a giant prnguin whos in hes mid life crisis, they stumbled at...

[Ibmk]

How newby this penguin was, he had 45 str 45 dex and 45 int. And he weilded a dolphin as a weapon. The warrior realised that he could mabye just about beat him in a pvp to earn some money to buy a...

[Ibmk]

Green top hat.

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Why is pvplegend banned? And fabz? What did they do???

[Hamby]

The flower could swallow him whole

[Flamin]

but not before the warrior shoved the flower and green top hat up his...

[Survivorfan]

friend's...

[Flamin]

nose... The message you have entered is too short. Please lengthen your message to at least 10 characters.

[bmc85uk]

His friend screamed as the flower tickled his brain, but nobody really understood what he meant, and so the warrior took his friend to see the psychiatrist, who said....

[Chickdigcookies]

"what you talking about willis?" as they left the shrinks office, they saw the craziest...

[Ibmk]

Wizard called ron weasly

[Furrawn]

who said that flowers tickling brains was the latest craze in Atlantis so the warrior and the baby echidna got a lot of flowers to sell for money so they could

[Potawto]

drink up on some good ol fashun cola. then as a new born baby came falling from the sky at such a high speed that

[Chickdigcookies]

A new update made the baby tranform itself into the new Race/class of PL...he was a...

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

A werewolf that ate everything in it's path.

[Vyvin]

But little did he know hd had copitition, apep was after him he need to prepare as his little claws wereno match for his..

[Raxie]

absolutely huge... ~.~

[Arterra]

... hands... and so they fought.

[tjornan]

A giant nipple screaming monster, and had exploding nipples, so they battled using a djinn blade of osiris

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Lmao!

/seven_billion_characters

[Flamin]

But then the warrior woke up and saw that all this had just been a dream, a very peculiar dream...

[Furrawn]

that had been filled with frightening exploding things...luckily it was just a dream...so the ursan warrior picked up the baby echidna and his zuraz shock lance and went to

[nattissen_88]

The store to get some diapers and some Formula. When he had payed for the stuff he went out the store, and there stood a big rhino waiting to strike.....

[bmc85uk]

"Hi babe! That Echidna is like, sooooo cute!" the Rhino said in a strangely camp voice. The Echidna's eyes began to glow, steam shooting from it's nostrils. With a loud rumble the Echidna mutated into a...

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Into a puddle of water! The Rhino didn't know it was toxic, so he drank it. Suddenly...

[Jcubes]

He gave birth to a baby potato!

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

He gave birth to a baby potato!

Congrats on first post :p

[Jcubes]

thanks man :)

[gstarrr]

And they all lived happily ever after?

XD LOOL Funny **** 28 pages...

[Furrawn]

In fact, sadly, they did not live happily ever after... The toxic puddle was actually a portal into another dimension. The ursan warrior drank the portal which left the baby echidna stranded In the 10th string dimension... So the ursan warrior and the baby potato, named Achilles, set off to find Stephen Hawking who could

[bmc85uk]

Realign the space-time continuum through the manipulation of dehydraxylmonoaltonive sub-spatial anomalies with reversed quantum vortices, thus bringing the echidna back.

[TwinkTastical]

Then after the enchinda being mind raped by all those HUGE *** words, it went to a mental hospital...

[nattissen_88]

where the doctor came to the conclusion that she was never to be the same, always be a bit different.
The years pases by and Enchinda grew up to a young beautifully women, and so one day she found her gift....

[Hotndots]

Of foresight and she went on to become a..

[nattissen_88]

Canman who sheets at the lottery and so....

[Furrawn]

she went on to become clairvoyant zoologist who had constant dreams that her true self was a baby echidna protected by a mighty ursan warrior with dark blade knitting needles... An Egyptian archer ghost told her the space-time continuum was imbalanced because of dark matter particles which had the odd causal effect of making baby echidnas appear human... So she went back to the mental hospital and

[KingFu]

Flew across the...

[Furrawn]

strawberry patch straight into the arms of

[nattissen_88]

Her long lost.... Teddybear...and then....

[Hotndots]

The Teddybear came alive, she became very confused and ran for the..

[KingFu]

Monkey wearing a tuxedo who...

[Furrawn]

was singing an aria about baby echidnas and Teddy bears... So the monkey, the echidna, and the Teddy bear decided to visit the moon walrus oracle so they could

[gizerbeam]

learn the ways of the Monkey King, but..

[Jcubes]

The monkey king was actually lebron James in a costume

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

But suddenly, lebron James ripped off his costume and he was actually Chuck Norris!

[Jcubes]

then chuck norris proceeded to roundhouse kick any one to the face who....

[PvpLegend]

wanted to eat his fake bb gun!
so the baby echidnea epicly...

[Violentsaint]

transformed into a real bb gun!!!

[PvpLegend]

and then the real echidnea gun pwnd chucks fake bb gun so the monkey king took out his banana laucher and..

[Raxie]

blew up the...

[Furrawn]

fake bb gun and shot a banana at the real echidna gun which then turned back into the baby echidna who then threw up pea soup on the monkey in the tuxedo who whirled around with a

[Raxie]

monkey vortex, super, hyper bazooka who unfortunately had the disease, pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (a lung disease caused by the inhalation of very fine silica dust, causing inflammation in the lungs) so he...

[Furrawn]

had to pause everything and use his nebulizer and then he

[KingFu]

Jumped down a hole and discovered....

[Furrawn]

a white rabbit and a bottle labeled "drink me" so

[Raxie]

he drank it. little did he know it was...

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

An animal of any sort.

Once he drank it, the rabbit munched his flesh from inside out and the monkey king died,

[Raxie]

meaning that his son would rule over the country and...

[Violentsaint]

his name was donkey kong, and nintendo made a verry popular string of video games in his honour. but when donkey kong found out nintendo created this thing called a 'game cube' he...

[Raxie]

found dragon ball and transformed into the great ape. however...

[jonboy]

She needed her great staff of destruction to open the portal of doom.

[Raxie]

what? great ape is a guy!
(sorry this post doesn't count)

[Ibmk]

Donkey kong had secretly turned into a woman. Then he threw a humongous, gigantic, abseloutley H U G E...

[Violentsaint]

barrel... and killed jesus... jesus then respawned 3 days later, lag was pretty bad back then, jesus then set forth for a faster data plan when....

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

The narrator of this story died!

So they were frozen in the moment they are in now because the narrator(s) aren't creating anymore events!

[bmc85uk]

But thankfully BMC came along to help. Lightninglord soon realised that no matter how many times you try, you can't end a never-ending story, and so in trying to do so, created a paradox, causing his entire face to turn inside out. Scarred from watching the whole ordeal, Jesus moved to Las Vegas and got a job as a...

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

But thankfully BMC came along to help. Lightninglord soon realised that no matter how many times you try, you can't end a never-ending story, and so in trying to do so, created a paradox, causing his entire face to turn inside out. Scarred from watching the whole ordeal, Jesus moved to Las Vegas and got a job as a...

My face turned inside out???? Oh dear... O.o.

And he got a job as a janitor. Even though he got $1 per hour, he was singing about his joy at work.

[nattissen_88]

hoping that one day his followers would come and rescue him, and the days passes by when suddenly....

[Chickdigcookies]

He got married in a chapel with an Elvis impersonator, which to his surprise it was actually...

[nattissen_88]

Satan dressed out to be Elvis, Satan now had a way back in to heaven. And when they got there God....

[yesIManoob]

put him in a state of never-ending Frozen Nightmares. Then Satan equipped his Vynaxxar helmet. Later, he encountered...

[TwinkTastical]

Allah, With paper and a ground up plant... the time was.... 4:19....

[Ibmk]

In the morning...

[KingFu]

I just realized, why is this in general discussion? Haha

[Vyvin]

n then Vyvin came wooped all the Noobz Die satan Die!!!
...
/Vyvin

[vulgarstrike]

then vyvinn died forever since hes so dang random and i can never understand the point of his posts. so rarefew came back and returned to the shoving up the nose theme that occurred about 20 pages ago.

[Ibmk]

then it exploded.

[Chickdigcookies]

only to serve as a distraction for the aliens of AO3 to..

[cry]

But wait for cry, they do not exist as he did not pay twenty plat! *Camera Zooms* theres STS crew pulling a towelie!

[Chickdigcookies]

THE HALLOWEEN CAME...and all the tricks and treats were the beginning of the...

[cry]

christmas season...

[itzyou]

with santa and elvs

[CanonicalKoi]

...wearing pumpkins on their heads and reindeer antlers that caused.....

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

...that caused the entire world to explode. The end.

[itzyou]

but then itzyour mom

[CanonicalKoi]

Came out of the of the door with a carton of eggnog and a plate full of.....

[Rarefew2]

Cheesecake

[Fatpigwarrior]

and then ate the cheese cake. after that he shoved eggnog up his pants and nose. after that he did some

[MAGICAL POCKET LEGEND]

FIGHTING.While singing everybody its kungfu fighting FAST AS LIGHTNING.It was also faster than lightninglord67..........

[Jespo]

And then..... Royce came over and showed him how it's done

Edit: waiting for autograph bro

[MAGICAL POCKET LEGEND]

SUDDENLY out of nowhere the warrior appeared with his dark ursan blades and knitted some cloth for itzyour mum but...

[Fatpigwarrior]

then a fat pig named taro came and ate the knitting needles and shoved the warrior up his nose......

[Cormz]

where he slurped up the pigs brains. he then climbed out through the ear and fell onto a pile of...

[BlueMagma]

the pigs poop which smelled like...

[Phoenixking]

A mad cow the poop really was a mad cow then

[Chickdigcookies]

go on...

lololol