Once upon a time...

[Chickdigcookies]

the goal is to start a story, and people add to it. I will start with on 3 sentences and leave it for you guys to continue. Lets see what our minds come up with after 30(?) posts.

-Only 3 Sentences long per entry.
-You can post again AFTER 5 posts have passed.
-The last sentence should be left incomplete for the next person to start.
-Keep it clean.
-And have fun.



Once upon a time there was a Warrior in the world of Alterra. He was strong, intelligent and agile. He was lost and in need of...

[oreoman]

A giant sword to kill zombies with in the land of forest havin

[jonboy]

But being a modest Warrior and true to his heart he decided to hang up his sword and take up knitting.

[Cascade]

Because his mom told him to.

[Furrawn]

Using his two dark ursan blades as knitting needles, the warrior knitted pink socks for his mom until an elephant appeared.

[Vynnr]

It actually turned out that the elephant was evil. He then picked up his faithful knitting swords and...

[Rebel]

Edit: I was too slow.

Sun that was wearing a bandana. Too bad the sun was in the middle of fighting Saturn.

[Chickdigcookies]

he dialed 911, and the voice on the other side was familiar. it was...

[Potawto]

Leeroy Jenkins in need of his help. His sandwich had been

[Cascade]

Eaten by a giant flower.

[Prest87]

Which had also ate the king who was going to...

[Furrawn]

See an elephant about his problem with being afraid of

[Yardsalez]

how awesome Leeroy Jenkins is...

[Raxie]

when chuck norris came along and took...

[Chickdigcookies]

the kings victoria secret hand lotion. the king jumped with such anger, he screamed at...

[Vynnr]

Chuck Norris, who did a roundhouse kick to his face...

[jonboy]

and missed...thus destorying a long held internet meme about Chuck Norris, Suitable chuffed the Warrior dothed his knitting swords and went forth to.

[Arjun]

Chuck Norris never misses. As the warrior dothed his knitting swords to go forth he noticed that he was missing his front teeths. Which Chuck Norris had round house kicked - in super slow motion.

[Kickurtail]

Which the teeth were sent down his throat,

[Potawto]

And tasted like little white pieces of chiclet gum, but something strange was arousing in his stomach, something...

[Arjun]

After Chuck Norris inadvertently kicked them in, Frogmar had placed an ancient curse on his teeths. And now they were about to eat him from the inside out.

[Furrawn]

So the warrior called on Le Chomp the dentist to remove the teeth in his tummy by

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Then le chomp the dentist turned out to be an evil dentist and he yanked some teeth out, and laughed an evil laugh. The warrior was thinking about suing, but instead....

[jonboy]

Went to see a very expense denist and had the lost teeth replaced with platinum implants from the in game store. Feeling dapper he wandered out into the street and encountered....

[Raxie]

jubjub, the god of chickens. jubjub then...

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Skele-meathead!! The deformed meathead and skeller crunch combined. So the warrior was running around in the streets crying, when suddenly....

Dammit too slow.

[Potawto]

Granted him a spoon only with "you will know when to use it" as his last words before he vanished. The warrior continued on until he encountered a..

[GaZz]

...fish called Raymond. Who was eating..

[Ibmk]

Himself until...

[Violentsaint]

the warrior sent spacetime a screenshot saying "this is what happens when u make us wait a month and a half for ao3"

[Ibmk]

And then he ate a pie which actually was a...

[KingFu]

Giant fish eating squirrel, named Pablo. Pablo then left off to a journey to Hollywood to try to accomplish his dream of being a...

[Raxie]

a wannabe justin bieber until he found out that...
(man, lightninglord is retarded; his sentences don't make any connection and link to the previous post)

[GaZz]

...justin bieber was actually a cyborg sent from the future to destroy human ears. This plan seemed to be working until...

[jonboy]

A small rabbit called Timothy questioned the Warriors quest, the Warrior replied...

[Violentsaint]

were the bloody hell is ao3! ive done all the noob quests in a day including the collect 1024 tomes quest, and all i got was 512g... this is BS!

the warrior gets sick of farming ao2 and desides to walk around wearing a purple sombrero and pimping encantresses until....

[KingFu]

And than a turkey named Tony walked up, and told Violent to STFU cause AO3 will take some time :) then Tony....

(Tony said it, not me!)

[jonboy]

Screamed "leave the devs alone" and then pondered Thanksgiving.

[GaZz]

and said. "I'm going to hatch a plan so people don't eat Turkey for thanksgiving. Maybe I'll get people eating Duck, or possibly Goose. Hmm, where to start - I know, I'll go to the....."

[vulgarstrike]

gun store and buy some bullets to shove up peoples noses. because I prefer shoving things up noses rather than up their...

[Theremin]

nosy neighbor's chimneys. Meanwhile, Sparky attempted to shed some light on the situation by...

[GaZz]

purchasing a MASSIVE torch.... but the box said batteries not...

[vulgarstrike]

edible. so sadly, sparkly shoved them up his nose and purchased a real torch. but the lighter was gone. so he had to go and shove it up his nose. later he found his friend dead eyes who was busy shoving things up his...

[GaZz]

....sweater because he landed himself a role in a new show playing the role of a pregnant woman. Which didn't bother him really because..

[vulgarstrike]

he had shoved a pregnant woman up his... um... sphincter. every night he was in pain and moaned, "...

[Rarefew]

Oh ***k make it stop

[Chickdigcookies]

Oh ***k make it stop

even thou deep inside he loved it, thewarrior went on facebook to look for...

[Furrawn]

a knitting group to enlist help knitting a kilt for a giant troll who

[vulgarstrike]

shoved furrawn up it's nose and began to..

[Furrawn]

Yell at vulgarstrike for being so reprehensibly gross in his posts in this thread & OCD about his nose and then the warrior

[vulgarstrike]

shoved it up his mouth and then he

[KingFu]

Went, and jumped off a cliff, and died. The end :)

[vulgarstrike]

but alas! he had yet to shove down the cheeshamburger which he had...

[Chickdigcookies]

been saving for AO3. But then he heard rumors that mysticaldream was actually a....

[KingFu]

Chicken! Then his character Hotpocketleg popped up wearing a....

[Furrawn]

Santa hat from the PL store and thoughts of the mighty hotpocketleg made the warrior throw down his cheeseburger and dream of

[Chickdigcookies]

rachel bilson, and..

[Furrawn]

the warrior also dreamed of chickens, trolls, hotpockets, knitting, and smurfs then he woke up and

[vulgarstrike]

shoved a smurf up his mouth

[KingFu]

Then Papa smurf attacked that guy like a MOFO and than Smurfette....

[Cascade]

Fainted from seeing such a brave warrior...

[Prest87]

die by a...

[KingFu]

School bus traveling 98 MPH, then all the kids flew out of the bus after the impact, but they were OK because....

[vulgarstrike]

they were shoved up a giant's mouth and ended up exiting through the...

[KingFu]

........arse!...... :d

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

...then suddenly....

[KingFu]

Lightninglord feel into a boat that was about to go down a 78 foot waterfall while traveling at 68 MPH

[vulgarstrike]

which was just one mph less than what lightning lord could never get... sadly he shoved a cheesestick up his

[Ibmk]

Nostril which did not...

[Cascade]

Explode....sadly he crawled home to his mom where he...

[Ibmk]

Gave up on being a professional knitter

[Ibmk]

For ever...

[Cascade]

...he then decided to start up his own business...it was...

[Potawto]

A pizza joint in Idaho, and it was called...

[Ibmk]

The sandwich place

[KingFu]

Lightning Trolling Rolling Pizza Place! Where it was later shut down because...

[Ibmk]

His mum died from...

[Prest87]

a evil migit with a alien...

[Ibmk]

Who was called gary but..

[Cascade]

He had alienitis...a horrible disease that....

[vulgarstrike]

made people shove things up their noses, but luckily there was

[Ibmk]

A noob called ibmk who everyone could shove stuff into him but he got angry and...

[Furrawn]

Got an alien named Harry, Gary's brother, to open up a "knit which you eat pizza shack" but then an evil

[Prest87]

alien with a taste for revenge shot a...

[Azrael]

mongoose name fink which he ate and then..

[Cascade]

Farted on a match and made the towne blow up.

[Ibmk]

But then!!!! An awesome Noob called ibmk appeared and died suddenly but then...

[Prest87]

The King appered and...

[Ibmk]

Died aswell of course

[Furrawn]

But respawned and bought new ursan dark blade knitting needles to knight new warriors and build new shacks but alas a crooked old

[Cascade]

Geezer that always said..."Get off my lawn you stupid kids!"...

[Ibmk]

But a powerful int mage called harry potter appeared and shouted expelliarmus!!!!!! And that made the old man puke over a noob called vienershnitzel.

[Potawto]

Vienershnitzel screamed at the horrid sight of a


Edit: too late

[Prest87]

Giant man eating...

[Ibmk]

His own mother who weighed...

[Ibmk]

Too much to go on the childrens roller-coaster in forest haven

[Ibmk]

And all the kids laughed but ...

[KingFu]

then Frogar came, and ate them all. Suddenly JustG banned the warrior and...

[Ibmk]

He blew up the spacetime studios building somewhere in america which turned out to be...

[vulgarstrike]

something shoved up someines nose. their brown nose, which was attached to..

[Cascade]

Their arm...

[Potawto]

So the warrior looked at his blood and smoke stained hands. The spoon! He remebered the spoon, and held it in the air hoping for...

[Iambirdman]

Michael Jackson to be risen from the grave and...

[tjornan]

For michael jackson to dance and dance thriller while dancing the mambo with him. But alas it was not meant to be. So he....

[vulgarstrike]

shoved it up his nose to continue...

[Furrawn]

looking up in the air remembering the spoon but also the great black fork and knife of death gotten from the warrior table of

[PvpLegend]

the baby echidnea who decided to hang out here for

[Potawto]

Finally dark clouds formed in the sky and lightning struck him, thus giving him SOOPUR PAWURZZ!!!! So he..,

[PvpLegend]

took the baby echidnea to find shelter under a giant humpbackwhale who..

[Furrawn]

sang a song about knitting and smurfs while swimming and taking the baby echidnea to an island to see the kookaburra witch doctor because

[Ibmk]

He was actually an evil...

[Tvis]

Copy of Chuck Norris...

[Ibmk]

's sister called chuckina norris and chuckina...

[Flamin]

Dufus 'O Mic Norris, who with her mighty yet mighty mighties frighty the warrior by shoving...

[Iambirdman]

A finger up her nose, and yelling Karumba!! But it was not enough because...

[GaZz]

Her nose was HUGE. Suddenly...

[Flamin]

The warriors nose started growing larger yet the chuckina's nose grew more powerful, so The Epic Nose War began, with snot firing from both sides...

[Ibmk]

Then ibmk came along with a lightning nose and killed everyone apart from...

[Flamin]

Everyone...

[Ibmk]

Everyone was a whale who was immune to nose attack but he was running out of...

[Furrawn]

snot and needed a new nose like Chuckina's nose, so Everyone the Whale got out his ursan dark blade knitting needles to

[bmc85uk]

Knit some Mittens of Thoth, only to find that...

[Furrawn]

there were Mittens of Isis that had nightmare snot proc so Everyone the Whale had to

[Potawto]

Go get his pie out of the washing machine, which

[Chickdigcookies]

requiered you to travel in time to the year...

[Flamin]

1719 the age of noses and people nosing around.

[PvpLegend]

the baby echidnea, who miraculously survived, traveled through many galaxies when...

[Flamin]

He met up with the PROFESSIONAL knitting warrior who...

[PvpLegend]

decided to use the baby achidnea as a new wool for an advanced armor.
but the baby echidnea, who hid a ryloxx blaster in his pants...

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

...got a Ray gun from cod zombies and shot everyone here who made fun of lightninglord, his mother, and everything else he knew. The Ray gun was so deadly, everyone died.

The end! Bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

(By the way that wasn't funny guys)

[Potawto]

Alt. Ending:and then all the trolls in this post fell off a bridge

[Flamin]

Yet the warrior survived, so he then decided to...

[Furrawn]

not have nightmares starring trolls and cod Ray guns so he took the baby echidnea to see Gandalf the Grey to get an anti-troll potion that is good for five minutes and then

[jonboy]

Imagined that if his life was a forum game thread that a there were snippets of his life that could get users banned.

[Furrawn]

but the warrior knew his heart was true as was that of the baby echidnea and life is in the water with his friend, Everyone the Whale, knitting some Mittens of Thoth while drinking a vanilla latte until the wicked

[Flamin]

2:40 AM forum poster came in with his jedi apprentice Jarjar binks...

[PvpLegend]

as the baby echidnea and the happy bear where talkin about whales type, suddenly, out of nowhere...

[Furrawn]

an orca whale appeared and said he needed a Santa hat fast so the happy warrior bear and the baby echidnea hopped on a yellow bicycle and went

[PvpLegend]

in santas factory to make a hat, but the walrus cudnt fly there so the echidnea...

[Ibmk]

Kicked him from the party and then...

[Flamin]

Used a Mr. Teleporty to...

[PvpLegend]

santas factory when suddenly...

[Furrawn]

there was a fierce blizzard that blew them all to the small island of Bora Bora where they were given a hut on stilts in the blue lagoon and then

[PvpLegend]

drove em down to meat eating penguins, but the baby echidnea had no more ammo for his ryloxx, so he...

[Ibmk]

Killed himself by...

[Furrawn]

becoming a vegetarian and asking for some celery but the ursan warrior worried that

[KingFu]

.......
Furrawan beat me -.-

[Ibmk]

The celery was too blue for the baby so he...

[KingFu]

Colored it orange with a crayola marker. But then.

[Furrawn]

mystic wouldn't make a post and the baby echidnea would stay dead so the ursan warrior quested to see the great mysticaldream to ask for

[KingFu]

A donut...

[Ibmk]

Covered in celery juice..

[KingFu]

With a pickle on it

[Ibmk]

And grated cucumber on top

[KingFu]

With a Philly cheesesteak on the side

[Ibmk]

But mystical dream wasn't very good at cooking so instead the warrior ended up with a...

[KingFu]

The duck from the Afflack commercials and the gecko from the Geiko commercial fighting over a pair of tube socks. Then, the geiko gecko...

[GaZz]

EDITED - too late

[Ibmk]

Ate a fly which was very unusual for a gecko because...

[Furrawn]

he usually only eats green socks and sunflower seeds but today he

[KingFu]

Died. The end

[GaZz]

.... or was it? ....

[KingFu]

It was

FIN!

[Ibmk]

But the warrior used cpr on himself because for some wierd reason he died and he lived again only to find that...

[Flamin]

Powered a car by...

[KingFu]

fin:) :) .....

[Flamin]

Finy the monstar was to face the warrior bear.

[Ibmk]

And then the evil noob mysticaldream who was trying to end the quest suddenly died w00t!

[KingFu]

The ibmk (aka the biggest noob EVER) walked up, and got one shotted by the might warrior! ;)

[Flamin]

And then Mysticaldream raised from with grave to help continue this story which is destined to never end....

[Chickdigcookies]

and the redbulls uncle tripped over a cable at STS and assomers didnt know what to think o...

[KingFu]

Then ibmk ate the disgusting donut, then how mandel walked up an....

[Flamin]

Stuffed Ibmk up his nose..

[KingFu]

Who's off topic? I'm not! So, you guy like football?;)

[Chickdigcookies]

the da bears did the super bow shuffle and the waorrior joined only to know that the princess had been kidnapped by the evil...

[KingFu]

By the evil chickdigcookies for starting this thread

So

Let's get this off topic

Anyone excited for ao3? Or you still digging the hats?

[Flamin]

Darth sidious who says this is fun we want to stay on the story...

[KingFu]

Darth sidious...

You were too late! I beat you! Ha! :)

[Flamin]

So you did, but lets continue the story though please?

[KingFu]

Ugg, it's not even a story Nymore lol, everyone ban the person above you! Jk that thread was awful

[PvpLegend]

wheres the baby echidnea dudes ?

[Furrawn]

Mandrake Martian who used his alien blaster to help him kidnap the princess who had fallen in love with the baby echidnea so the ursan warrior rescued the princess and

[PvpLegend]

the baby echidnea was saved! end of story
-claps-
but a new threat arroses... the rise of giant killer whaleswith blue velvet phones! so the baby echidnea...

[Furrawn]

met up with Everyone the Whale to hatch a plan to steal back the blue velvet headphones to thwart the killer whales so they made the baby echidnea a sea captain and decided to

[PvpLegend]

free the kraken!! but they first needed to free mr. echidnea sparrow, who was prisoned in a giant cookie island by killer wales cubs.. so they sailed to that island and...

btw guys good night ;)

[jonboy]

sung "Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
Everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together,
Brighter than a lucky penny,
When you're near the rain cloud disappears, dear."

[Ibmk]

But it was a stormy day...

[Ibmk]

It was a windy day

[Ibmk]

Someone had beans for lunch...

[GaZz]

....with cheese and

[jonboy]

But really it was a dark and stormy night.

[Ibmk]

And michael jackson was singing thriller...

[Ibmk]

So he ate beans, sprouts, cheese, and a boiled egg

[Furrawn]

which caused him to have to run to the bathroom but along the way he and the baby echidnea met snoopy wearing a kilt looking for the great Mittens of Thoth and so

[Flamin]

Snoopy decided to do something...

[GaZz]

to try and shake the 'homosexual' label he got from going out every night and...

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

...and something really strange happens!

[Furrawn]

singing Copacabana with Charlie Brown and the ursan warrior but it was time to set singing aside and go on a new quest w Everyone the Whale and the baby echidnea so they

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

They skipped like little girls to buildings demanding for quests. Unfortunately, he went into a factory and everyone was chuckling when they sounded heroic. right when one guy told him off, the ursan warrior....

[Furrawn]

pulled out his dark blade knitting needles and began to knit a new shield for their new quest which would begin at the factory and

[Chickdigcookies]

with tiny jumbo shirmps...LASTLY, the shield was done, it had a special procc that turned anyone who hit him into...

[PvpLegend]

bio baby echidnea food which..

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Would have a scent that would attract a sea monster!

But, right when the ursan warrior was ready to fight...

[Furrawn]

he realized that he had left his ursan dark blade knitting needles at the marshmallow factory so he got the baby echidnea and

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

He sprinted towards the factory like people running the marathon. The thing is - he didn't know he was experiencing an illusion! The baby echidnea wanted to tell him that he was going the wrong way, but....

[PvpLegend]

the bear couldnt stop! finally , the bear hitted a palm tree and fainted, so the lil baby echidnea did...

[Furrawn]

what any friend would do- the baby echidna got ice cold water that smelled like strawberries and poured it on the mighty ursan warrior who

[jonboy]

awoke from a terrible nightmare, that staring at his knitting needle swords and baby echidna that is was no nightmare at all.

[PvpLegend]

then suddenly, out of nowhere, a giant panda pirate arises, so the baby echidnea and the ursan, with the help of the giant humpback whale...

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Start to dance in dance dance revolution with the panda.

unfortunately, the panda didn't get it, so he ATE the ursan warrior.

[Furrawn]

but luckily the ursan warrior had a minuscule time machine in his helm so he went back to an hour before the panda pirate ate him and gave the pirate panda eucalyptus leaves to eat instead while he and the baby echidna sailed to

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Noob-noob island! The ursan just had to lightly swing his sword on a noob and the noob would die. this was a good thing to train on. The down-side is,..,

[Ibmk]

He didnt have enough mana to eat a banana covered in...

[PvpLegend]

shock lances which would give him and the baby echidnea enough power to free mr. echidnea sparrow and free the kraken so he could stop the killer whale invasion! so the baby echidnea...

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Killed everyone in the entire world and sliced himself in half.

The end? O.o

[Furrawn]

No. It was not the end.
There was a big bang.
The two pieces of the baby echidna, in the following order, became a new baby echidna and a new entire ursan world that was...

[giayuan]

destroyed was reborn. The most worshipped egyptian god in Alterra, Thoth, dropped a basket with a to-be ursan warrior in it, along with a thoth plasma sword and buckler. Time eventually passed and...

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

The ursan warrior was born! He was clever enough to equip the armor. And as soon as he had it on, he went to....

[DawnInfinity]

a fiesta, where he was blindfolded and given the Swampy Stomper to hit the pinata. He went to hit the pinata when...

[Furrawn]

the baby echidna began to cry for his yellow bicycle equipped with an alien blaster so the warrior quickly annihilated the pinata (so much candy!) and boarded a spaceship to go to

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Noob-noob planet! A planet full of newbies! But the yellow bicycle was hidden somewhere in the planet, that's why he went there. So he got his shovel and rode to the planet. He had a tough time though. he encountered in space....

[KingFu]

R'loxx! Who fired his Alien Blaster at the warrior! The warrior quickly pulled out his trusty Zuraz Shock Lance and began to attack but suddenly...

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

He realized rloxx has a 100% defense against alien weapons, because he's an alien!

So he grapped a Ray gun from cod zombies and shot rloxx with it. The alien suffoocated from too much toxication. therefore, he is saved! but suddenly....

[KingFu]

CODWAW sold it's company to Apple who shut it down for being such a lame game. Then suddenly the Warrior fell into a black hole and...

[Raxie]

travelled back in time to...

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

To when ants ruled the world. So he fell from the sky and fell face down on the ground. One gigantic ant grabbed him with it's antlers and clawed him until he died. The baby anchelada suddenly transformed into a survivor from cod zombies and Used the electric gun on every ant there! (Sorry mystic, lol)

That would suck because, if the future has been altered, then....

[Ibmk]

The space-time continium would be disturbed causing a gastronomic disaster which usually involved...

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

The big bang to happen all over again!

[Ibmk]

So that happened and evveryone died. The end...

[KingFu]

But suddenly, everyone realized the big bang was a myth, it was really the bug bang, and everyone turned into bugs. Mystical (me) became a scorpion, IBMK became a beetle and Lightninglord became a ladybug, and suddenly someone stepped on lightninglord, and then he.... ;)

[Furrawn]

EDIT: mystic beat me lol

borrowed the ursan dark blade knitting needles from the warrior and jabbed the foot of the person stepping on him... Because of this, bugs everywhere began to

[KingFu]

Furrawn, you may wanna edit, I beat you t it ;)

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Uhh....the story has been discontinued due to the fact that one of the characters died.

[bmc85uk]

borrowed the ursan dark blade knitting needles from the warrior and jabbed the foot of the person stepping on him... Because of this, bugs everywhere began to

Dance the Fandango while simultaneously pushing sausages up their noses and screaming...

[KingFu]

(Ignore Lightninglord, he is just a sore dead bug ;) )

Look out! Someone is wearing football cleats! Then they bugs crawled on his face, down his throat, but they couldn't do anything because the person pooped them out.....

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

(Ignore Lightninglord, he is just a sore dead bug ;) )

Look out! Someone is wearing football cleats! Then they bugs crawled on his face, down his throat, but they couldn't do anything because the person pooped them out.....

:(.

/10chars

[bmc85uk]

(Ignore Lightninglord, he is just a sore dead bug ;) )

Look out! Someone is wearing football cleats! Then they bugs crawled on his face, down his throat, but they couldn't do anything because the person pooped them out.....

Into a lasagne made from radioactive beef mince, they began to eat it, and the radiation made them...

[KingFu]

Chickens! Then KFC tried stealing them, but then they ran away, but then...

[GaZz]

...it turned out to be a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream, thus going below the limbo level and they were unable to wake up, even when things started to blow up and Non, Je ne regrette rien began playing.

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Suddenly everything around them exploded and then they got blasted into the year 1912 as normal, formal, humans.

[KingFu]

Then, suddenly, he met Lucy from I love Lucy, who later...

[GaZz]

admitted to a previous career in hardcore pornography to fund her...

[Furrawn]

need to buy Snoopy coffee mugs so the ursan warrior and Lucy decided to

[PvpLegend]

adopt a baby echidnea and a seal to...

[Ibmk]

Ao2 where they died again!!!!!! Facing a nooby mummy

[Furrawn]

but then ALS and JustG waved a wand and the mummies became evil Djinns so the ursan warrior was brought back to life to fight by the baby echidna who was secretly a pure Mage and then

[PvpLegend]

the baby echidnea buffed the warrior and they were able to defeat the mummies!
so, back to their quest, the ursan warrior and the baby echidnea along with the baby seal...

[Furrawn]

traveled to the lost city of Atlantis because the baby seal was looking for...

[bmc85uk]

The secret to upside-down pogo-sticks, only to find that trying to bounce off of the ceiling resulted in...

[Chickdigcookies]

time travel...he was now in the year...