Watch me defeat 5 cyberbears in pvp!!

[Stephencobear]

Good evening Nation!
Tonight I bring you a report from the grittiest of bearknuckle tooth and nail scrapping that PL has to offer,
Free for all pvp!!
Truthfully, I was just looking for an excuse to flaunt my inherent smexyness, perfectly set off with this new "veteran centurion armor"
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I'll give you a moment to pick you womenfolk off the ground. (pauses)

Now, Nation with this much swagger and a six pack of awesomesauce, I do expect heat! First thing I see upon atttemting to write "hello, FFA ?" is not one but 5 bears decked out with cyber gear, laser tallons, and more rank evil than an unwashed sith lord. I thought "whatdah-"
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Suddenly I felt it.
Was that the tender kiss of a maden true upon mine brow? NO!
These fools make me laugh!
http://i1173.photobucket.com/albums/r586/stephencobear/773499af.jpg

I Taunt- Come atmebrah!!!!
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I spam rage like it was Stephencobears thanks button! RAWR!
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Obviously I am Mensa level verbal contortionist, sigma six black belt in Kung fool, but I thought it better to fully lay down the bedrock of the altar of my pwnage in your own, first hand experience.

Herein I hand said bears their backsides!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJmWN1eMLi4&feature=youtube_gdata_player

All thanks to YOU Supporters, the feeble of mind and spirit will rest assured of the strength of the Cobear Nation!
<3

[LwMark]

Centurion!

Also y can i nvr watch youtube videos in posts!!! Only in sts app. Its so annoying

[Stephencobear]

I would have donned the helm and armor yet I find I covers my view of myself.
As to the inability to watch vid in post, that's news to me, I am able to. It brings me to the youtube site. :/ I will have a minion flog the video consultant until this issue is resolved. Thank you Nation.

[CrimsonTider]

You sir have talent! Haven't enjoyed a post like this in quite awhile. Thank you for the needed break from the constant whining and immaturity these forums are possessed with.

[Stephencobear]

Thank you, and know that while it is an honor to be recognized by the true (and truethiest) of some of the forefathers of PL, I stand by ready to protect and serve even the least of our proud Nations members!
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[Phoenixking]

Our leader will protect us! All hail stephen cobear!

[NECROREAPER]

You need to post more often, haha

[NotYoCookiez]

This is awesome! Haha this is amazing haha love the ties to Pocket Legends :)

[Stephencobear]

Thank YOU Nation for the warm responces. I however feel the need to warn the Nation that at least one of these miscreants may have escaped my holy wrath!
What's worse is he is a known thief!
Please tune into Notyocookiez exelent post as we make this great Nation and all of Alterra safe for derpiness!
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[RedRyder]

Your threads/posts are so full of win

[Stephencobear]

Too quickly I run out of thanks...
Thank you RedRyder! I know that I don't have to warn an individual of your vast abilities to take heed of, what must seem to you a minor threat.
For others made of less stout materials, stay vigilant!
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