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NotYoCookiez
06-16-2012, 08:39 AM
Inspired by the one and only stephencobear ^_^ I wanted to put a thread up for fun. Wont be as funny as his but its better then a complianing thread :D

Like this thread? Check out my other one on how I killed the great legendary bird!
http://www.spacetimestudios.com/showthread.php?60487-How-to-Catch-A-Bird-gt-_-gt&p=678199#post678199

And also my how to catch a Mage: http://www.spacetimestudios.com/showthread.php?60521-How-to-Catch-Them-Mages-gt-_-gt&p=678617#post678617

Hello and welcome to Notyo's show on how to effectively hunt down those Bears.

http://i1073.photobucket.com/albums/w400/notyocookiez/cbc0853b.jpg

To be successfull like the great Hunter Notyopizza , you must have gear that will not only do damage but also hide your identity... Your duty is to Hunt and not be seen. Don't let those scavenger birds find out what you are up too!

http://i1073.photobucket.com/albums/w400/notyocookiez/f039c920.jpg

Well now that I'm all suited up I think it time we start finding the prey! As you can see blow I have cross paths with a rare species of bear... DO NOT STARTLE! I repeat DO NOT! To be an efficient hunter you must keep your distance while still having view on your target... Like so

http://i1073.photobucket.com/albums/w400/notyocookiez/d0a37502.jpg

Now I are in position and ready to attack with one shot with the bow and you hands will be cleaned. But that's boring. So move in closer to your prey while still keeping yourself out of his view!
WARNING: Make sure your prey is indeed a bear! You do not want to come across and angry Mage as they might revolt and set the whole forest on fire!!

http://i1073.photobucket.com/albums/w400/notyocookiez/bafcda23.jpg

Next you you have to create some sort of distraction to lure the bear in closer. Lucky I happened to have some TNT conveniently in my pocket. That should work fine.

http://i1073.photobucket.com/albums/w400/notyocookiez/764d281b.jpg

The bear might by confused o.O do not reveal your location!

http://i1073.photobucket.com/albums/w400/notyocookiez/f26e78a9.jpg

This bear happens to have some int in him as he doesn't fall for my trick. Patient is of virtue.


http://i1073.photobucket.com/albums/w400/notyocookiez/622d1daa.jpg

Then when he least expects it... Jump out and surprise him!


http://i1073.photobucket.com/albums/w400/notyocookiez/5bb14b4e.jpg

You must act quick! Quickly switch to close combat gear and slash the bear to completely knock him out for good!

http://i1073.photobucket.com/albums/w400/notyocookiez/0b3eaaad.jpg

And there we have it. I have successfully defeated the Lost wondering Bear, he has lived a good life however YOLO has just ended for him. Make sure the Bear is dead before leaving the scene of this dreadfull crime!


http://i1073.photobucket.com/albums/w400/notyocookiez/af29ba7f.jpg



THE END


Thank you all for reading ^_^ hope you enjoyed
Many Thanks to My friend Jmdestroyer for part taking in his own death :D

Rawrimafish
06-16-2012, 08:47 AM
haha make another! can u hunt the legendary bird? lol

NotYoCookiez
06-16-2012, 08:56 AM
That's a good idea ^_^

Should I do one for the other two classes o.O

Lol I didn't really plan this one

Rauekat
06-16-2012, 09:12 AM
i want to see u hunt a rambo mage and want the forest to catch on fire! :P

Rawrimafish
06-16-2012, 09:17 AM
That's a good idea ^_^

Should I do one for the other two classes o.O

Lol I didn't really plan this one

yea yea!!! do meh please lol

Skeletonlord
06-16-2012, 09:34 AM
This is really well thought out! Good job!

Would love to see another in the future!

Elegants
06-16-2012, 09:46 AM
haha cute lol

maneatingtree
06-16-2012, 09:58 AM
Funny

NotYoCookiez
06-16-2012, 10:00 AM
yea yea!!! do meh please lol

Haha I couldn't find you in game :,(

My friend asked and he's online now so I'll work with him ^_^

Sorry :/

Stephencobear
06-16-2012, 11:35 AM
My first "spin off" show! :) I could not be more proud, way to go Notyo(insert food name)!
I'm happy to give this the elusive Cobear bump
http://i1173.photobucket.com/albums/r586/stephencobear/b6e5bca5.jpg

You destroyed that menace to the nation like he was a snack size Doritos bag!
Keep up the good work, and stay truthy!

Bilaxman
06-16-2012, 11:49 AM
I love what half the chat log says :vlol:

NotYoCookiez
06-16-2012, 11:57 AM
My first "spin off" show! :) I could not be more proud, way to go Notyo(insert food name)!
I'm happy to give this the elusive Cobear bump
http://i1173.photobucket.com/albums/r586/stephencobear/b6e5bca5.jpg

You destroyed that menace to the nation like he was a snack size Doritos bag!
Keep up the good work, and stay truthy!

Thank you! Haha it means you much! Your my idol *.*

RedRyder
06-16-2012, 12:07 PM
Ran out of thanks >_>

okakabarah
06-16-2012, 12:09 PM
Rly funny!! :)

NotYoCookiez
06-16-2012, 12:41 PM
Ran out of thanks >_>

Haha thats ok, didn't do it for the thanks, but thank you for enjoying it! A simile on the forumers face is what my goal is !

Rawrimafish
06-16-2012, 12:57 PM
its ok

NotYoCookiez
06-16-2012, 06:40 PM
its ok

Cool. Sorry again :/

Sciazaratek
06-24-2012, 10:16 AM
LMAO I really lol'd .
Just this bear did not live only once .
See ? you killed him twice : 2-0 lol

NotYoCookiez
06-24-2012, 11:18 AM
lmao i really lold . just this bear didnt live only once . see ? u killed him twice : 2-o lol

Haha, I killed him once but he spawned on acident so we had to redo (:

I gave him two frees tho :D

thecrankybearsam
06-24-2012, 11:22 AM
this is hilarious!

Caiahar
04-28-2013, 06:42 PM
I know necro, but funnnyy!

EndlessPvp
06-30-2013, 03:05 PM
Lmao!!!

EndlessPvp
06-30-2013, 03:06 PM
Tfti cookiez...

NotYoCookiez
06-30-2013, 03:21 PM
Tfti cookiez...

You can be in my how to catch a noob one ;)

iiirootzz
06-30-2013, 05:15 PM
Lololol awesome

Reunegade
06-30-2013, 06:08 PM
Pew pokaymon!!! GO pikachu!! PEEK-ACHOO!!! Use thundershock!!! GARHHHUAEHIUEGIFYEGFAEIYVIEYG! Cmon master ball!!!!! Yahhhh!!!! Woot!!! caught a bear!! yahoo!!! yay pikachu!!! look omg look!!!


As you can tell, I'm bored.