View Full Version : just another epic story...

06-22-2012, 10:35 PM
Ill start off the story and you make up the rest. Try to keep it interesting.

once upon a time there was a very skilled archer named Ddragonslayer. One day....

06-22-2012, 10:36 PM
He came across a dangerous Serpent named Maltoy! He wielded his Dagger and Shield...

06-22-2012, 10:40 PM
He threw his dagger but missed O:

06-22-2012, 10:58 PM
Then he threw his shield AND HIT THE SERPENT RIGHT IN THE FACE...

06-22-2012, 11:08 PM
The serpent, looking confused, asked the archer if he had change for a $10 bill...

06-22-2012, 11:25 PM
The serpent, looking confused, asked the archer if he had change for a $10 bill...and he didnt even have a $10 bill. It was only a distraction cuz..

06-22-2012, 11:29 PM
2 larger serpents came. He quickly figured out that they were Maltoy's parents. They roared with fury as they charged at Ddragonslayer ...

06-22-2012, 11:41 PM
Then with a huge burst of energy ddragonslayer pissed his pants so hard he flew into the clouds

06-22-2012, 11:42 PM
He later landed on zues's cloud. Confused and with wet pants he asked where he was

06-22-2012, 11:44 PM
He later landed on zues's cloud. Confused and with wet pants he asked where he wasso zues kicked his *** for getting pee on his clouds rug

06-22-2012, 11:51 PM
and he ends up face first on ground very hurt and ther finds a Mage who....

06-22-2012, 11:53 PM
Is named samhayne :D who..

06-22-2012, 11:54 PM
happened to be the evil silknight the sorceress in disguise

06-22-2012, 11:57 PM
:O who screamed, the orb of nature is mine! :p then..

06-22-2012, 11:57 PM
Ddragonslayer WHIPS out his Combat Cane and gets to Whompin'!

06-22-2012, 11:58 PM
Lmfaoooo gets to whompin

06-23-2012, 12:06 AM
Siknight was defeated after a long, hard battle. ddragonslayer was still injured from falling off the cloud. If he didnt get help soon he would die ...

06-23-2012, 12:10 AM
A horrible lonely death without a family or friends

06-23-2012, 12:13 AM
So he did. And gugox came along and ate his dead corpse

06-23-2012, 12:25 AM
Some strange acid in gurgox's stomach brought ddragonslayer back to life. He found a dagger that gurgox had swollowed a long time ago. He grabbed the dagger and ripped a hole through gurgox so he could excape...

06-23-2012, 12:33 AM
With ddragonslayer free, Maltoy returned for his $10

06-23-2012, 12:59 AM
ddragonslayer didn't have any money though so him and maltoy made a deal. They would fight . if ddragonslayer won he didnt have to give maltoy 10$ if maltoy won ddragonslayer would have to become maltoys servant for the rest of his life....

06-23-2012, 01:12 AM
So Ddragon slayer WHIPPED out his Combat Cane and started Whompin'!

06-23-2012, 01:32 AM
but the fight came to a quick end when Samhayne jumped in (justg revived him) and yelled "PLEASE DONT FIGHT. I HAVE $10 YOU CAN HAVE. LETS MAKE LOVE NOT WAR" so they all start making love and then...


06-23-2012, 01:36 AM
SamHayne cheated Ddragonslayer out of his 10 bucks and took it back.

06-23-2012, 01:37 AM
whompin' time....

06-23-2012, 01:38 AM
Both Maltoy and ddragonslayer furious samhayne headed for the hills :p

06-23-2012, 01:41 AM
But before he could get to the hills ddragon casts thorn wall! Samhayne did his best to try and make like a tree and branch but since thorn wall is level 7 now it was just to strong to break free. But suddenly..


06-23-2012, 12:44 PM
The galactic overlord came and broke the thorn wall his plan was to destroy ddragonslayer and Maltoy ...

06-23-2012, 04:31 PM
Then he got womped by meathead on the head and he got knocked out...

08-07-2012, 06:38 AM
But meathead was flattened by a stampede of Mexican ice cows! :o

08-07-2012, 08:04 AM
the cows were then butchered and eaten on the side of the road

08-07-2012, 11:01 AM
Why would you kill the ice cows? Just why?

08-08-2012, 03:45 AM
Then, Entertaining came in and rushed everyone so they started crying, while...

08-08-2012, 08:04 AM
SamHayne appeared, out of nowhere, pimp smacked everyone for crying, banzored Livemau for slaughtering the ice cows, started whompin Entertaining for rushing, gave Saycred another new top-secret antennae and left, leaving everyone dazed and confused...

08-08-2012, 04:55 PM
...while uezaoki knelt by the melting bodies of the mexican ice cows, sobbing quietly