just another epic story...

[ddragonslayer]

Ill start off the story and you make up the rest. Try to keep it interesting.



once upon a time there was a very skilled archer named Ddragonslayer. One day....

[Paar]

He came across a dangerous Serpent named Maltoy! He wielded his Dagger and Shield...

[dugantale]

He threw his dagger but missed O:

[geray776]

Then he threw his shield AND HIT THE SERPENT RIGHT IN THE FACE...

[CrimsonTider]

The serpent, looking confused, asked the archer if he had change for a $10 bill...

[plmafiaboss]

The serpent, looking confused, asked the archer if he had change for a $10 bill...and he didnt even have a $10 bill. It was only a distraction cuz..

[ddragonslayer]

2 larger serpents came. He quickly figured out that they were Maltoy's parents. They roared with fury as they charged at Ddragonslayer ...

[plmafiaboss]

Then with a huge burst of energy ddragonslayer pissed his pants so hard he flew into the clouds

[WarTornBird]

He later landed on zues's cloud. Confused and with wet pants he asked where he was

[plmafiaboss]

He later landed on zues's cloud. Confused and with wet pants he asked where he wasso zues kicked his *** for getting pee on his clouds rug

[geray776]

and he ends up face first on ground very hurt and ther finds a Mage who....

[plmafiaboss]

Is named samhayne :D who..

[ddragonslayer]

happened to be the evil silknight the sorceress in disguise

[plmafiaboss]

:O who screamed, the orb of nature is mine! :p then..

[WarTornBird]

Ddragonslayer WHIPS out his Combat Cane and gets to Whompin'!

[plmafiaboss]

Lmfaoooo gets to whompin

[ddragonslayer]

Siknight was defeated after a long, hard battle. ddragonslayer was still injured from falling off the cloud. If he didnt get help soon he would die ...

[geray776]

A horrible lonely death without a family or friends

[plmafiaboss]

So he did. And gugox came along and ate his dead corpse

[ddragonslayer]

Some strange acid in gurgox's stomach brought ddragonslayer back to life. He found a dagger that gurgox had swollowed a long time ago. He grabbed the dagger and ripped a hole through gurgox so he could excape...

[lilgangster]

With ddragonslayer free, Maltoy returned for his $10

[ddragonslayer]

ddragonslayer didn't have any money though so him and maltoy made a deal. They would fight . if ddragonslayer won he didnt have to give maltoy 10$ if maltoy won ddragonslayer would have to become maltoys servant for the rest of his life....

[WarTornBird]

So Ddragon slayer WHIPPED out his Combat Cane and started Whompin'!

[phrosts]

but the fight came to a quick end when Samhayne jumped in (justg revived him) and yelled "PLEASE DONT FIGHT. I HAVE $10 YOU CAN HAVE. LETS MAKE LOVE NOT WAR" so they all start making love and then...

-Phrosts

[WarTornBird]

SamHayne cheated Ddragonslayer out of his 10 bucks and took it back.

[ddragonslayer]

whompin' time....

[lilgangster]

Both Maltoy and ddragonslayer furious samhayne headed for the hills :p

[phrosts]

But before he could get to the hills ddragon casts thorn wall! Samhayne did his best to try and make like a tree and branch but since thorn wall is level 7 now it was just to strong to break free. But suddenly..

-Phrosts

[ddragonslayer]

The galactic overlord came and broke the thorn wall his plan was to destroy ddragonslayer and Maltoy ...

[Daueden]

Then he got womped by meathead on the head and he got knocked out...

[Uezaoki]

But meathead was flattened by a stampede of Mexican ice cows! :o

[Livemau]

the cows were then butchered and eaten on the side of the road

[Uezaoki]

Why would you kill the ice cows? Just why?

[Entertaining]

Then, Entertaining came in and rushed everyone so they started crying, while...

[GoodSyntax]

SamHayne appeared, out of nowhere, pimp smacked everyone for crying, banzored Livemau for slaughtering the ice cows, started whompin Entertaining for rushing, gave Saycred another new top-secret antennae and left, leaving everyone dazed and confused...

[Uezaoki]

...while uezaoki knelt by the melting bodies of the mexican ice cows, sobbing quietly