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vintus
06-29-2012, 04:07 PM
Think of a sad joke,story and post it the winner gets a surprise
Overkillzzz
06-30-2012, 01:18 AM
I was at the spelling bee, spelled "I" wrong
The End
Zelthox
06-30-2012, 01:25 AM
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Cuz he didn't have the guts to do it!!!
I can't believe their together after all that crap!
Who?
My buttcheeks!
*Sorry if this is inappropriate*
A bird hits a window. What's the last thing that goes through its mind?
It's butt.
Why Did Little Susie Loser her Icecream Cone?
... She got hit by a Bus. ):
"Knock, Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Not Susie!"
ancestor
07-02-2012, 08:17 AM
My grandma always said slow and steady wins the race...
She died in a house fire.
between
07-02-2012, 01:56 PM
"knock knock"
"who's there"
"to"
"to who?"
"no idiot, its to whom."
Bless
07-02-2012, 02:17 PM
Knock- knock:
Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Aaa dont cry it's only a joke!
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A guy went to compete in an UGLY CONTEST..
Guy: can I take part I'm sure I'm ugly
Boss: no professionals allowed!!
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Yo mamma:
Yo mamma's so fat that when she sat on an IPOD it became an IPAD xD
Yo mamma's so fat that when she sat on a box tv it became an LCD xD
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Random joke:
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other off. Geddit?
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Lol enough joking around now the sad joke:
lilgangster
07-02-2012, 02:19 PM
What's green, red, and goes 100 mph c:<?
A frog in a blender ^-^
lilgangster
07-02-2012, 02:21 PM
Question: wait so can we put a heart breaking story? and if so can we post more thn once?
TechniShock
07-02-2012, 02:24 PM
What happened to the girl on her sweet 16th birthday?
She died in a roller coaster crash...
Bless
07-02-2012, 02:25 PM
Question: wait so can we put a heart breaking story? and if so can we post more thn once? postin more than once would be unfair I suggest u edit
lilgangster
07-02-2012, 02:35 PM
Question: wait so can we put a heart breaking story? and if so can we post more thn once? postin more than once would be unfair I suggest u edit
...how would.it be unfair? I mean it's the same thing either way ain't it?
Blknylw
07-09-2012, 07:27 PM
What do you call a cop dressed in bronze?
A copper!
Jblazer
07-11-2012, 01:23 AM
Here's a one xD.
I love my best friend,he's a chicken.
We call him my Chicken WING MAN.
:)Hehe
undertheradar
07-11-2012, 01:40 AM
A long time ago, there was a girl with not many friends. She marched through her first 18 years with a determined smile and a burning hope that she would one day be accepted. During her college years, she was teased and tormented, but still kept that ever-glowing smile on her face. She never married, never had a boyfriend, and lived out most of her time alone. As she laid in the hospice bed, dying of terminal stage three pancreatic cancer, one last thought crossed her mind. "What did I do to deserve this?". She cried herself into a sleep in which she would never wake up. No one attended her funeral.
SexyIsland
07-15-2012, 09:55 PM
There was a dog name Joke, got hit by a car and the joke ended.
Matutd
07-15-2012, 09:59 PM
http://a2.img.mobypicture.com/1290dbc92147daf47773d967c3710863_view.jpg
Famouse quote from the one and only, Dr Sheldon Cooper