Vacation on Scatterbear isl

[Stephencobear]

Good evening, Nation!*
First off a belated happy fourth of July everyone. I trust that this years firecracker related fingerloss is at an all time low. I just returned from visiting family, this particular tan did not originate from an aerosol can. Why the spontaneous hiatus you ask? Well it began in Balefort, I'd had it up to my Yankee doodle with these lazy beggars!

http://i1173.photobucket.com/albums/r586/stephencobear/fd4ebf8f.jpg

It's like I'm walking around like this..

http://i1173.photobucket.com/albums/r586/stephencobear/286f4ffb.jpg

So I tapped into a clause in my contract which involved my claws in front of my managers contacts until I was given a all expense paid vacation. I was more than delighted to return home to...
SCATTERBEAR ISLAND :)
I was lured by local establishments to quench my legendary appetite*

http://i1173.photobucket.com/albums/r586/stephencobear/f3d44b33.jpg

However I had my sights set on a traditional *scatterbear meal. Where we're from us scatterbears eat a lot of boot.
http://i1173.photobucket.com/albums/r586/stephencobear/2d87ac13.jpg

I spent a lot of time unwinding poolside with some of the other (obvious) out of towners

http://i1173.photobucket.com/albums/r586/stephencobear/74b6fc79.jpg

When my time had come to return, I found I had been gone so long the studio was forced into making the set a lego theme park in an attempt to make money in my absence.*
http://i1173.photobucket.com/albums/r586/stephencobear/92c25b51.jpg

Nation, it seems I have some work to do.*
So now when I run across those beggarfort castle leeches, I just remind them, I'm not made of money, I'm just important enough to be printed on it.
http://i1173.photobucket.com/albums/r586/stephencobear/44cfcc73.jpg
Thank YOU Nation!*

:victorious::victorious::victorious::victorious::v ictorious::victorious::victorious::victorious::vic torious::victorious::victorious::victorious::victo rious::victorious::victorious::victorious:

[dudetus]

U sir need post more often. Thanks for the laughs once again

[1337]

stivin kulbert pls

[Glad]

Your post's are so entertaining

[FluffNStuff]

Effin epic as always! Thanks!

[Stephencobear]

Thank you all for your support. Just a reminder that Scatterbear meals are not for the faint of stomach, such as this desert,
Whip cream fried chicken.
http://i1173.photobucket.com/albums/r586/stephencobear/58407e78.jpg

And one again I am quickly out of thanks. :(
I move that myself and Stomp be given administers access to surplus amounts of thanks (to give out). Until then....
http://i1173.photobucket.com/albums/r586/stephencobear/611977b2.jpg

[Suentous PO]

Found this one for the nation,
Ronald reagan on a velociraptor, I assume he's killing Communist zombies.
http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t500/suentous/th_0c7e0230.jpg (http://s1062.photobucket.com/albums/t500/suentous/?action=view&current=0c7e0230.jpg)

[Sryyoulose]

Not many posts get me to literally Lol... But this one did :)

[Buffedbear Pl]

How much boot do you eat a day? :)


Hilarious

[Stephencobear]

I'd like to mention also Nation, that for a limited time, you too can have your photo taken with the life size Lego simulacrum of myself.
http://i1173.photobucket.com/albums/r586/stephencobear/579fe427.jpg

*consumer alert* Scale model, 98% less swag than real Cobear.

[Stephencobear]

How much boot do you eat a day? :)


I've seen more boot than a honkeytonk dance floor on dollar beer night.

[KingFu]

The world needs more yous.