The 3 million gold contest give away!!!

[Randomguy]

Before I quit for awhile, I'm going to raffle off 3 million gold.
There is only only one prize and only one entry.
So, how this contest works is that you have to post anything really funny (DL PL SL Real life)
that can make me laugh, post your toon's name above your picture so u can claim your money.
If it's really funny i might give 3.5 instead or there could be a runner up.
Good luck trying to post something funny
(I am Waebahki in the game, add me if you win)
I will post winner(s)one day before Halloween.
Have fun!:highly_amused::highly_amused::highly_amused:: highly_amused::highly_amused::highly_amused::highl y_amused::highly_amused::highly_amused::watermelon ::watermelon::watermelon:(btw there might be a 500k prize for the runner up)

[TEOKILLO]

Uh...is this a giveaway thread??

I can't read

[cookiez]

OMG! I must win! Reserved

[Randomguy]

true

[Luvaria]

Eating at a restaurant...
IGN's in signature.

[DXDARKXSOULXD]

:banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::b anana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::ban ana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana:

PL Player name: DXDARKXSOULXD

This is my jokes:I HOPE YOU LIKE IT :banna:

Elf:Hello 2nd Elf.

2nd Elf:Hello, did you finished the banner for Santa{Devs or the people made the game} yet, so we can suprise him after he finish delivering prices in PL?

Elf:Yea sure you can check it if you want and also i will take a break it been a long day TRYING TO HANG THAT BANNER AND I FELL COUPLE OF TIMES TRYING TO REACH THE HOOK TO HOOK THE BANNER!!!!!!, SO CYA.

2nd Elf: AW MEN I GOTTA WALK ALL TH WAY THERE WITH MY TINY FEET??? I WISH I HAD A FOOT LIKE BIG FOOT.

MEAN WHILE AFTER 10 HOURS OF WALKING THE ELF ARRIVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2nd Elf:THANK GOD I AM HERE {COFF} {COFF} WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!!! WHO THEE MISS SPELLED SANTA TO SATAN. NOW HOW I AM GOING TO CHANGE THAT IF I HAVE 1 HOUR LEFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ThE eNd

[DXDARKXSOULXD]

PL Name:DXDARKXSOULXD

Here is another One Watch gangnam style my favorite part is in the elivator thats the funny part of the video try it watch it in youtube {Gangnam style} you should see a animated guy with sunglasses. This is a recomended video for my jokes

[Urqui]

I'm Urqui and I encourage you to be adopted by a squirrel

[Bloodmage]

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My in game name is Bloodleviosa

[azisarra]

unemployed guys are talking. One says, "I'm going to become a lion tamer."

The other replies, "That's crazy, you don't know nothing about no lion taming."

"Yes I do!"

"Well, OK, answer me this. When one of those lions comes at you all roaring and biting, what you gonna do?"

"Well, then I take that big chair they all carry, and I stick it in his face until he backs down."

"Well, what if the lion takes that big paw, and hooks the chair with them big claws, and throws that chair out of the cage? What do you do then?"

"Well, then I takes that whip they all carry, and I whip him and whip him until he backs down."

"Well, what if that lion bites that whip with his big teeth, and bites it in two? What you gonna do then?"

"Well, then I take that gun they all carry, and I shoot him."

"Well, what if that gun doesn't work? What will you do then?"

"Well, then I pick up some of the dump that's on the bottom of the cage, and I throw it in his eyes, and I run out of
the cage."

"Well, what if there ain't no dump in the bottom of the cage? What you gonna do then?"

"Well, that's dumb. Cause if that lion comes at me, and he throws the chair out of the cage, and he bites the whip in two, and my gun don't work, there's going to be some dump on the bottom of that cage, you can bet on that."

[BlueSkied]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmxSk0wZxss

IGN: Contrasted

[Superduper]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eYxYbSSCjco

Follow this link

IGN: Duper

[cookiez]

10 facts about you

1) You are reading this right now

2) You are realizing that was a stupid fact

4) You didn't notice I skipped three

5) You are checking now

6) You are smiling

7) You are still reading this even though it's stupid

9) You didn't realize I skipped eight

10) You are checking and smiling about how you fell for it again

11) Your enjoying this

12) Your paying close attention to the numbers on the side

13) But you didn't realize it's only surprised to be 10 facts:)


Haha:D

[Waug]

ok here's my story but no pics.
the story starts when humia came live, in my main I was 66 already and was playing newly arrived humania map I knew about the glitch but suddenly I realize that I had a toon near 65 but due to the glitch I can still get the fang vanity armor, well after a bit work I got it, I was like wooooooohooooo.

But u know the godly power of those, who we know as devs, took my sweet looking vanity armor from my inventory, when I was sleeping, this how the sad story ends.

[Daueden]

18571



Daueden

[Tuomaz]

_____
l $ $| omg!
| > l green dragon helmet!
| () | im so rich now!!!!!!

ingame name: elflegend

[WoundedEagle]

Just a few from my folder of everything funny.

I created a folder. The password is wordpass. Everything in there is hilarious. May add more.

photobucket.com/passwordiswordpass

EDIT: Username is WoundedEagle..

[Bless]

Ign ~ Miraclebird

Sorry for the profanity :/ but it's hilarious and ill put more up when Im free.

[ThePhantom]

Farms blue dragon, Quick sell

[MightyMicah]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsvAj6qfmFQ&sns=em

Ign-Micahreturns

[connerlee12]

hi these r mine

http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/0f5/193/9dd/resized/success-kid-meme-generator-bear-reaches-level-76-le-scatter-bear-5ff77d.jpg
http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/6fe/f1d/079/resized/success-kid-meme-generator-obtains-red-dragon-helm-liquidates-for-gold-2e6e26.jpg
http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/643/bdb/799/resized/success-kid-meme-generator-100-exp-left-for-level-76-buys-another-4x-combo-31a1ea.jpg
http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/c2f/c18/188/resized/success-kid-meme-generator-needs-gold-uses-plat-at-tori-for-gold-35a5c9.jpg
http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/cb2/c52/00d/resized/y-u-no-meme-generator-ffa-birds-vs-mages-y-u-no-blast-shot-78b634.jpg
http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/e99/e32/a05/resized/y-u-no-meme-generator-dex-bird-obtains-best-gear-gets-one-shotted-by-n00b-mage-7984eb.jpg
http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/04b/a95/68a/resized/y-u-no-meme-generator-finally-obtains-50-plat-renames-character-from-ihaveplat-to-zeroplat-9b3eba.jpg
http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/dba/4c4/f54/resized/y-u-no-meme-generator-player-obtains-5mil-gold-spends-all-on-torches-5972df.jpg
http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/aac/af8/194/resized/y-u-no-meme-generator-gets-hacked-on-pl-brbjumpingoffcliff-310f6f.jpg
if i win ill pm u my character name xD ty and enjoy!

[Zheusked]

My PL name is Zheusked and my brief jok is:
After much thought I have found the greatest guild name ever, <BEEPBEEPIMAJEEP>

[Zheusked]

My name is Zheusked in PL,
My guild name is <BEEPBEEPIMAJEEP>

[Zheusked]

My name is Zheusked in PL,
My guild name is <BEEPBEEPIMAJEEP>


My PL name is Zheusked and my brief jok is:
After much thought I have found the greatest guild name ever, <BEEPBEEPIMAJEEP>

Oops I might have double clicked

[Zheusked]

OMG! I must win! Reserved

Someone's out of name Ideas

[Bless]

Please refrain Quadruple posting. Edit posts :)

[TEOKILLO]

Please refrain from not posting I bes burd

[Jhood5]

a pig fell in the mud

[MasterGT]

IGN Mastergt/ True Story

I was asking my guildmaster/friend sokoy why he wasn't online and why we didn't t have an officer meeting, and he replied.

MasterGt: Where were u last night, though we had a meeting?
Sokoy: Oh yea sorry, I was on a date xD
MasterGt: oh haha how did that go?
Sokoy: Well...let's just say...I scored a pink xD
MasterGt: Nice!!!!! xD
Sokoy: Yea it took a lot of runs for her to drop, but when she finally did, all that worked paid off.

[Memene]

Ign: Memene

I was farming meat head when i was lv 70 and i died.

THE END

Note!
no one was hurt during the farming just memene lol

[cookiez]

OMG! I must win! Reserved

Someone's out of name Ideas
...?

[Dodo365]

IGN Mastergt/ True Story

I was asking my guildmaster/friend sokoy why he wasn't online and why we didn't t have an officer meeting, and he replied.

MasterGt: Where were u last night, though we had a meeting?
Sokoy: Oh yea sorry, I was on a date xD
MasterGt: oh haha how did that go?
Sokoy: Well...let's just say...I scored a pink xD
MasterGt: Nice!!!!! xD
Sokoy: Yea it took a lot of runs for her to drop, but when she finally did, all that worked paid off.

LOL!! I love this one

[Sparterous]

Sends trade request:
Opens trade:
Can i have gold!! Pleassse:

[Noodleleg]

Aww! I didn't know that was you :/... You told me how you'd get to 76 fastest D:! Next thing I see... You're quitting -_-... Gonna enter anyways meh...

Friend: Steven, you got a girlfriend? I'm sure you'd get one if you tried!
Me: Hmmm... I don't know... Shoe shopping etc. ew!
Friend: Naw, don't worry! Us girls aren't that mean!
Me: Uhm... You know I'm pretty smart...
Friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: Shoe shopping.
Friend: You're confusing me!
Me: I want to go to a good college.

[fetishs]

haha ign :Fetishes

[skrapicoco]

Reserved

[hotpimp]

watch them... u will laugh!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeDd61n0Kqs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR6DaBawsZI
hope u enjoy ;)

ign- ibesbehr,postulate

[Randomguy]

[QUOTE=Noodleleg;823651]Aww! I didn't know that was you :/... You told me how you'd get to 76 fastest D:! Next thing I see... You're quitting -_-...

i still play like every saturday and sunday a bit

[Randomguy]

i wonder who's gonna win

[Roc]

A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could have only one book, what would it be? I always say "How To Build A Boat." ~

[Twinklaser]

So 2 years ago in science, our teacher fell down and got tangled up in a pile of plastic buckets. He flopped around for a couple of minutes but couldn't get up. no one of the 30 or so kids helped. We sat and stared silently at him. Bell rang, we got up and left. Next day, we found out he was stuck in the buckets til 5:30pm until a janitor found him. Our class ended up with a nice assignment of copying down chapter 1-3 word for word.

[PatsoeGamer]

http://youtu.be/SaA_cs4WZHM

[XRenmartX]

http://www.spacetimestudios.com/entry.php?774-Beggar-Funny-Meme-Stories!

IGN: Renmart

[Ubernewber]

Cookiez one about facts is so funny....

[25thninja]

IGN:Leiekueboz
http://i1070.photobucket.com/albums/u483/2525s/b5db15094617c6203f33a0738b7e0dbf.jpg

[Brybert]

18620 pl name Bryberty

[Aressgodxx]

Funny thing down here i hope i win! Luck to all.

( Look at rules only ONE entry ) Wait do you mean one entry or one post with many entrys? lol

Character name: Aressgodxx - 71 see ya in game!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwz0CzEXUII

[Redsorccer]

Oh hell naw!!!! Ur not quitting on me!

[kcimythgim]

kcimythgim
18623

[Redsorccer]

Name: redsorccer

When Alexander graham Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from chuck Norris

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people...then the grenade exploded

When the boogeyman goes to sleep he checks his closet for Chuck Norris


P.S Dear bro,
Please don't leave! You've been a true friend to me and everyone else in PL! PL needs people like you (Leader,Kind,honest, and true friend) If you do leave I'll understand :( I've already lost plenty of good friends on PL and I hope you don't leave! C ya bro and maybe when you come back (which you will!!!) we can hang out? Like good old times ;)

[Randomguy]

i still log :) lol

[KnightSkye]

http://gifs.gifbin.com/112009/1257946416_banana_man.gif
lol, I don't know if you can see this on whatever device you're using but it's supposed to be animated :|

Original Link:
http://www.gifbin.com/983646
IGN: Knightskye :)

[Jcyee]

once upon a time, there was a little doggy that pooped on a sidewalk. after a few days of sitting there, lots of people stepped on the poop and fell to the ground. the constant stepping on the poop eventually formed into a figure: a GINGERBREAD MAN. so one day, a little boy noticed the "gingerbread man" on the ground and picked it up. by that time the poop had hardened in the sun so it felt like a cookie. the little boy proceeded to consume the poop. he thought to himself "mmmmmmm yummy." the next thing he knew, he was flying! and was being propelled by his own poop into the sky. then another flying object in the sky hit him sending him all the way to london and to the olympic games. the little poop-propelled boy finally landed in the diving pool and all the judges gave him a 10 for his dive and he won an olympic gold medal. THE END

ign yeejc :)

[Trollingcookie]

Found some pics and gifs. Hope youll like it :).
http://i.imgur.com/xLYWp.jpg
The Brown Noise - http://i.imgur.com/ebok2.gif
Up, and away! - http://i.imgur.com/FgyUM.gif
The statue - http://i.imgur.com/xY2tu.gif
Same faces - http://i.imgur.com/IF0ys.jpg

My toon name is Scythearrow.

[RedStapler]

Hey everyone,

A lot of these jokes have descended into racism, misogyny, fat shaming, and other stuff that's not funny if you stop and think about what you're saying.

I am closing this thread down.

If anyone has any questions, they are welcome to PM me to discuss it.

Sorry to be a fun sponge.

-RS