The other 3 million gold contest!

[Randomguy]

Same rules as last time blah blah one winner of 3 m. I'm quitting, pm me if ya win Waebahki
No racism, etc. Just make me laugh you win 3 m I post winners in 2 weeks

[TEOKILLO]

So...am i supposed to post something funny?

[Jcyee]

i got the same story since i deemed mine to abide by sts forum rules ;)

once upon a time, there was a little doggy that pooped on a sidewalk. after a few days of sitting there, lots of people stepped on the poop and fell to the ground. the constant stepping on the poop eventually formed into a figure: a GINGERBREAD MAN. so one day, a little boy noticed the "gingerbread man" on the ground and picked it up. by that time the poop had hardened in the sun so it felt like a cookie. the little boy proceeded to consume the poop. he thought to himself "mmmmmmm yummy." the next thing he knew, he was flying! and was being propelled by his own poop into the sky. then another flying object in the sky hit him sending him all the way to london and to the olympic games. the little poop-propelled boy finally landed in the diving pool and all the judges gave him a 10 for his dive and he won an olympic gold medal. THE END

ign yeejc

[Bless]

I hope my entry does not offend anybody. Sorry for the profanity. My ign is Miraclebird. Ps. Other entrants don't post more than one entry/joke make it fair.

Entry:

[Waug]

So who was the winner of your previous contest, sorry if I am lazy didn't read properly.

[TEOKILLO]

I hope my entry does not offend anybody. Sorry for the profanity. My ign is Miraclebird. Ps. Other entrants don't post more than one entry/joke make it fair.

Entry:

Your post offends me

[Randomguy]

No one won this is new post

[KingFu]

I hope my entry does not offend anybody. Sorry for the profanity. My ign is Miraclebird. Ps. Other entrants don't post more than one entry/joke make it fair.

Entry:

That's a bad word. Change it pls.

[Waug]

No one won this is new post

o boy, you better read the old entries too including mine.

[Tuomaz]

bananaphone!

[Thelastblink]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9UQSUHHdtA

:)

[fetishs]

heres mine again :) ign: Fetishes

[cookiez]

10 Facts About You

1) You are reading this right now

2) You are realizing that was a stupid fact

4) You didn't notice I skipped three

5) You are checking now

6) You are smiling

7) You are still reading this even though it's stupid

9) You didn't realize I skipped eight

10) You are checking and smiling about how you fell for it again

11) Your enjoying this

12) Your paying close attention to the numbers on the side

13) But you didn't realize it's only surprised to be 10 facts;)

Haha:D

[caijiazhong]

simply look to the mirror and you will laugh

[Victorhm]

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
-ign victorhm

[KnightSkye]

Lmao, Keeping with my original submisson ;)
My apologies if this offends anyone at all

http://gifs.gifbin.com/112009/1257946416_banana_man.gif

Original Link :
http://www.gifbin.com/983646

IGN : Knightskye :)

[giojery]

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''haha ;)

[Roc]

http://silentmercenary.tumblr.com/post/34235800828/blueflame91-harpeaux-shattered-earth-is#notes

Is nothing easy?

[Hanguard]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw&feature=relmfu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3Nj1pf5fY7g#!

[BlueSkied]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBXQlGNAx_Q

New thread, new video.

[ThePhantom]

Wins 3 million coin contest, Banned

~Phantom

[Azataso]

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[RedStapler]

Hey all,

This thread is closed now.

All joke contests in the future will be shut down immediately, as they are only magnets for infractions.

Sorry for being a fun sponge, y'all.

Feel free to PM me if you have any questions.