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Zaheris
11-01-2012, 09:01 PM
There once was a boss called Gurgox
He always would knock off my socks
But I used a green orb
The damage did absorb
Now I, not he was Fort Knox :D
While farming one day in the sewer
I met a player who was newer
The barrels went BOOM!
His death count went ZOOM!
I only used him as a lure.
Do you like them? I can write one about you if you want.
There once was a guild: Yiches B*ches
'Twas owned by a mage who had riches
When Samhayne came along
He found the name to be wrong
Now all of my guildies are sandwiches.
Your poems are so-so Imo.
AresDamage
11-03-2012, 09:33 PM
I was wanking down 7th street
Looking at dis mage X2
She looks fine but she just aint strong, Strong
So i pvp her, i own like a bawse, then she comes back,
with a forgotten bow
she owns, ownes me
Lol this is soooo much fun!
Bloodmage
11-06-2012, 04:45 AM
With the Red flags, they came from behind
And the blueswere dealt with in kind
But the best was for last
As the Blues was swept past
And a PvP victory enshrined.
Bloodmage
11-06-2012, 04:47 AM
I started a dubstep party the other day
I got some people in a hangover with beer to stay
I decided to run away with my mage
But the devs caught me in a paper cage
So thus i never dubstepped again
AresDamage
11-06-2012, 08:07 AM
That is not a limerick.
*Cough Cough* oh *Cough Cough*
I started a dubstep party the other day
I got some people in a hangover with beer to stay
I decided to run away with my mage
But the devs caught me in a paper cage
So thus i never dubstepped again
Neither is this.
RedStapler
11-06-2012, 12:56 PM
Please keep it clean, guys.
I know how easy it is to make limericks raunchy...
There once was a man from Nantucket
He really liked taking his boat to Martha's Vineyard
Please keep it clean, guys.
I know how easy it is to make limericks raunchy...
There once was a man from Nantucket
He really liked taking his boat to Martha's Vineyard
Tis not a limerick. My poem has been approved by multiple mods though.
Sushen Kaw
03-14-2013, 10:55 AM
I made one fore level Capping in lost valley(THE WORST LEVEL EVER):
Grind grind grind till you're out of your mind,
Here we have no loot to find,
All the enemies will flank you from behind,
But grind grind grind coz Capping is on your mind
Grind, grind grind, no time to chat,
Take out your best gear... Wait kick that Bat,
Nice, that mage has a real cool hat!
All kinds of random thought going through my head,
Oh no! our mage just dropped dead
Thinking this level is so boring, "it needs a boss spawn",
Wait WTH, all my party is gone! :D