Kavanah's Casino

[kavanah]

So I've decided to continue with my casino though we can't roll in towne. If you want to give your luck a shot, then message me and I'll make a game and we can roll some dice!

Rules:

Minimum bet is 10k. Rolls are out of 1-100 or the in game /roll function. If you roll 65 or higher you will recieve doubled your bet back. IE if you bet 10k and roll a 65 you will recieve 20k back. If you roll a 95 or higher you will win tripled your bet back. IE if you roll a 95 you will recieve 30k back.

Maximum bet is currently 75k

How it works:

1) You message me and say "Hey I want to play Casino"
2) I host a game and invite you
3) You place bet by giving me through trade window the money you wish to bet
4) After I recieve it you get to roll by using /roll function
5) Please only roll once per bet and do not roll between bets as it will get confusing, simply only roll once after your bet is placed
6) Win big! Or maybe not? Who knows!?!?

[Royce]

Nicely put together. I like that the odds only slightly favor the house (when you consider the triple pay too). They need to put /roll back for town. I never understood why it was removed...
(BTW, anyone else met all these noobs who think that rolling above 90 will improve your drops? One guy was really upset when I told him that was bunk :D )

[kavanah]

I'm sort of glad roll isn't in town anymore, though I had a feeling after the initial wave of "WOW HOW DO YOU DO THAT?" was over, it would have settled down a lot of the spam problems. Too bad everything chat wise is global in towne, and its not just in a particular area.

Oh and Royce you wouldn't believe the crazy things people come up with about drops! I'm actually still surprised that we each have our own rolls on drops. That's different than pretty much any mmo that ive played!

[Justg]

Sorry, we don't allow or encourage gambling. Please don't do this. We will ban you for it.

[Royce]

Sorry, we don't allow or encourage gambling. Please don't do this. We will ban you for it.

Oh wow, I didn't realize that. Does this include lottery type things as well?

[FluffNStuff]

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Kavanah: How can you close me up? On what grounds?
JustG: I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!
[a croupier hands JustG a pile of money]
Croupier: Your winnings, sir.
JustG: [sotto voce] Oh, thank you very much.
JustG: Everybody out at once!
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No offense intended to any party, I just love Casablanca.

[vulgarstrike]

that's surprising. I was always thinking it was approved, since it was mentioned Many times and not reacted to.

[Justg]

Sorry, don't want to be a big damper on the party here. It was mentioned, but never promoted like this. Consider our position:

Little Johnny has a gambling problem
Little Johnny gets addicted to Kav's Casino
Little Johnny uses mom's credit card to buy a ton of plat to feed his addiction
Johnny's mom does not like this at all, and decides to pursue legal action

So we can't condone this... sorry.

[KingFu]

Sorry, don't want to be a big damper on the party here. It was mentioned, but never promoted like this. Consider our position:

Little Johnny has a gambling problem
Little Johnny gets addicted to Kav's Casino
Little Johnny uses mom's credit card to buy a ton of plat to feed his addiction
Johnny's mom does not like this at all, and decides to pursue legal action

So we can't condone this... sorry.

Anyone here named Johnny? ;)

[TwinkTastical]

Sorry, don't want to be a big damper on the party here. It was mentioned, but never promoted like this. Consider our position:

Little Johnny has a gambling problem
Little Johnny gets addicted to Kav's Casino
Little Johnny uses mom's credit card to buy a ton of plat to feed his addiction
Johnny's mom does not like this at all, and decides to pursue legal action

So we can't condone this... sorry.

Hahahahahhaah funny :o is jonny 9?

[Royce]

That makes sense Justg, but could you clarify whether running a lottery is also bannable since it is technically gambling?

[Justg]

I will say that we can't condone gambling. If someone causes problems they may be banned. But then again, if it does not come to our attention, then we won't know about it, will we?


Hahahahahhaah funny :o is jonny 9?

He may be... he may also have a serious nicotine addiction. Poor little Johnny :(

[kurl]

I will say that we can't condone gambling. If someone causes problems they may be banned. But then again, if it does not come to our attention, then we won't know about it, will we?



He may be... he may also have a serious nicotine addiction. Poor little Johnny :(

lol but they can pursue legal action .. your offering something in return though

[jonboy]

Good move, gambling is for idiots, it designed to part money from those that can ill afford it, to line the pockets house.

Sorry but I have strong feelings about this.

[kavanah]

I hear ya Justg!

[Justg]

Thx for understanding guys :)

[vulgarstrike]

I love subtle hints and people who subtly expose them

[cry]

Sorry, don't want to be a big damper on the party here. It was mentioned, but never promoted like this. Consider our position:

Little Johnny has a gambling problem
Little Johnny gets addicted to Kav's Casino
Little Johnny uses mom's credit card to buy a ton of plat to feed his addiction
Johnny's mom does not like this at all, and decides to pursue legal action

So we can't condone this... sorry.

There are so many reason why this would never happen...

[Royce]

There are so many reason why this would never happen...

OMG, he's trollin Justg :D
BTW, I can't think of a single one...

[Justg]

OMG, he's trollin Justg :D


Duh! :P

[jonboy]

There are so many reason why this would never happen...

and even more reasons why it could, nuff said.

[cry]

and even more reasons why it could, nuff said.

Little timmy could also;

Little timmy finds the secret cabinet where his daddy keeps his secret supply of "water" for when he gets sad.
Little timmy stumbles across the secret cabinet where his daddy keeps his "water pistol", then him and his friend little jimmy play "splatter".
Little timmy finds his mommy's secret stash of "sugar", which is so neatly lined up in little rows.
Shall I go on?

[vulgarstrike]

no. no you shan't.

[Royce]

Little timmy could also;

Little timmy finds the secret cabinet where his daddy keeps his secret supply of "water" for when he gets sad.
Little timmy stumbles across the secret cabinet where his daddy keeps his "water pistol", then him and his friend little jimmy play "splatter".
Little timmy finds his mommy's secret stash of "sugar", which is so neatly lined up in little rows.
Shall I go on?

Uh, no cuz that's just stupid, little Jimmy could also watch as an asteroid crashed into the earth. Point is STS, can't do anything about these things. Stop trying to be a troll, you're just plain sloppy at it. First you say there are reasons it could never happen, then you switch tactics to all the other things a person could suffer. You have displayed a complete lack of intelligence, and are wasting space on the forum. Please stop ;)

[cry]

WHAT! Why?

[KingFu]

I thought his name was johny!!!! Who's jimmy and timmy? Someone tell me!!! :(

[bmc85uk]

Because the fact that 'little timmy' could find other hazardous non PL related things around his home is irrelevant.

[cry]

I thought his name was johny!!!! Who's jimmy and timmy? Someone tell me!!! :(

Johnnys buddys, they all go to the same school; The school of hardknocks.

[jonboy]

Little timmy could also;

Little timmy finds the secret cabinet where his daddy keeps his secret supply of "water" for when he gets sad.
Little timmy stumbles across the secret cabinet where his daddy keeps his "water pistol", then him and his friend little jimmy play "splatter".
Little timmy finds his mommy's secret stash of "sugar", which is so neatly lined up in little rows.
Shall I go on?


if you want to, knock yourself out.

heres another

Little Timmy finds the internet, which makes him brave.

[cry]

if you want to, knock yourself out.

heres another

Little Timmy finds the internet, which makes him brave.

Little timmy's sudden burst of confidence is suddenly shattered when he gives the nice man on the internet his address.
Little timmy doe not feel so good after finding some strange images on the internet.

[vulgarstrike]

seriously, let's stop right there.

[kavanah]

My thread is hijacked! Blegh!

[Banned]

if you want to, knock yourself out.

heres another

Little Timmy finds the internet, which makes him brave.

Or it makes him a chronic wang wanker that preys on wounded pigeons for pleasure.

[vulgarstrike]

Or it makes him a chronic wang wanker that preys on wounded pigeons for pleasure.

banned, there are many things that make you my idol.

[KingFu]

I think this thread is going to be locked. Where lightning? Rofl. I kid. I kid;)

[cry]

/Request lock, due to my own actions.

[jonboy]

Or it makes him a chronic wang wanker that preys on wounded pigeons for pleasure.

like this ebil man.
http://www.parents.com/blogs/goodyblog/wp-content/themes/Goodyblog/tpgoodyimages/6a00d8341c30cf53ef011570de8b57970b-pi.jpg

[Antiturmoil]

acctually the whole game is a sort of gamble, we all run like idiots to kill the boss and get the instant reward, maybe a Pink wich we will drool over and then we do the run over and over, just like a addiction. But I agree that setting up regular casions might be over doing it...

Love this game cant stop playing ;)

[giayuan]

so no casino? :(
awhhhh i was lookin at title and i was like, yay! another lottery thingy (i absolutely luv those things)

[Justg]

Nice conversations all around, gonna lock up now!

*click*