View Full Version : I hate Sparky
AmonRaa
04-24-2010, 11:14 PM
You all know Sparky, the diminutive zomb roaming the dungeons in search of Sociopathic fun... Half my death count belongs to him, and I thought that being an exalted lvl30 playing in the North now would suffice to heal the deep emotional scars of the earlier campaigns.
But last night, I took a female friend for a spin to help her level up in a lvl10 or so dungeon, and after telling her she was 100% safe cause I'd be tanking for her, we met Sparky... he took me down in 2 shots, high end armor and all, she somehow managed to take him down on her own by the time I had respawned and run back there. She gave me a "u suck" wink and finish the dungeon on her own.
I hate Sparky
Deathshock
04-25-2010, 12:00 AM
You all know Sparky, the diminutive zomb roaming the dungeons in search of Sociopathic fun... Half my death count belongs to him, and I thought that being an exalted lvl30 playing in the North now would suffice to heal the deep emotional scars of the earlier campaigns.
But last night, I took a female friend for a spin to help her level up in a lvl10 or so dungeon, and after telling her she was 100% safe cause I'd be tanking for her, we met Sparky... he took me down in 2 shots, high end armor and all, she somehow managed to take him down on her own by the time I had respawned and run back there. She gave me a "u suck" wink and finish the dungeon on her own.
I hate Sparky
Haha nice.
Leave the tanking job to the real tanks ;)
LordRaid
04-25-2010, 12:30 AM
Haha nice.
Leave the tanking job to the real tanks ;)
:P Agre- I mean um, oh noes!
xD Feed sparky a blast shot and hope for better results next time?
Deathshock
04-25-2010, 12:35 AM
I cant help but think of a dog whenever I see this thread title haha.
Banned
04-25-2010, 01:01 AM
I can't help but think of a Pikachu when I see this title.
Chronical
04-25-2010, 01:17 AM
A level 30 player got pwned by level 10 girl? awww.
beester
04-25-2010, 01:25 AM
Haha. I got to admit, sparky is pretty good!
Puretwin
04-25-2010, 02:20 AM
On ratio of doing Mega Maze Mash-Up 20 times, Sparky has kill me once. The other 19 go to Dead Eyes...enemy to all. :(
Splurd
04-25-2010, 02:31 AM
Evade is very helpful. It is no small feat to be nimble enough to dodge lightning. :cool:
AmonRaa
04-25-2010, 05:24 AM
Lol yeah, I guess I wasn't using evade there since it was like 20lvl below....
Later on she texted me "hey, I didn't know there was a "lie down and pretend to be dead" emoticon!
Snap...
Dizko
04-25-2010, 05:42 AM
Ouch. Oh well. I think you are going to have to play the 'cute' card, cause she wont be going after you for your masculinity no morez.
Viruz
04-25-2010, 06:30 AM
Dead Eyes is deadlier than Sparky.. D:
Still need my Sniper's Battle Crossbow =(
Splurd
04-25-2010, 10:37 AM
Dead Eyes is deadlier than Sparky.. D:
Still need my Sniper's Battle Crossbow =(
Yeah, dead eyes has focus I think, and has a higher chance of crits.
Sparky is only dangerous when his lightning crits. Then its major ouch.
Sayishere
04-25-2010, 10:44 AM
yea i definately saw dead eye use focus, pretty much 1 shot killed me, forgot to put evasion on :/