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Arcanee
02-01-2013, 08:42 PM
I am not really a rapper just something to do untill New Pirate expansion Arghhhh! If you get offended play it off or message them nicely if it gets worser I recommend talking to Delphina she the best hehe! It might get a little over rated but!??? I guess thread would get closed. End of Discussion lets spit some bars :)

Darthmase
02-02-2013, 01:34 AM
I will time shift your whole sphere
Chop off your left ear
Laugh and fireball you
While i slam a whole beer
Lightning strikes
Will put your guild in shock
"dont tell me what i cant do"
Like i was John Locke

Haha!!

Vilified
02-02-2013, 01:39 AM
You get a thanks because that saying was the only good part of that show XD

Darthmase
02-02-2013, 02:11 AM
I will take that.
Anyone else wanna step up?

Arcanee
02-02-2013, 10:29 AM
Darthmase get sprayed with the mace
Crunch you like a cheeto Munch on you like a burrito Breathe smell like fritos You small like a mento close your journal I bring horror I am your nightmare beat you so bad you want to fight on the mic keep it tight I shine like light ucking right Its Mc canee my vorpal sword bang you lame you must for got my name Put my guild in shock you a rock get knocked back like that take your hat you not even caped run a lap you fat and crap look real slap now ima take me a nap!!!!!!

BodMaster
02-02-2013, 10:36 AM
:thumbs up: Darth (Sorry Arc, maybe next time)

Arcanee
02-02-2013, 10:37 AM
Thumbs downnnnnnnnnn

Darthmase
02-02-2013, 11:09 AM
You got no experience
My level's capped out
I laugh and slap you back
Charward rod in yo mouth
Arcane's a rapper from KOTD
You a fake in his place
Im a dark jedi son
The original DARTHMASE
Show you the dark side of the force
And dismember your corpse
Your bars aint hitting hard
Cuz your styles fully forced

Let's go!!!

Darthmase
02-02-2013, 02:04 PM
C'mon. Im just getting warm.

LvlCap
02-02-2013, 02:15 PM
Sorry dude but Darthmase wins.

LwMark
02-02-2013, 02:22 PM
Ye Darthmase killed that one

Arcanee
02-02-2013, 02:37 PM
Hit you with a skyward smash make you crash
Vorpal sword on my side Am the lord You dont want to start a war Im hardcore

Arcanee
02-02-2013, 02:38 PM
ign is arcanee for 1k

Lalarie
02-02-2013, 02:46 PM
Ok, ill take a shot

You got no skill
I take all the kills
My Mage will take you down
You my puppet, I make you fall
My fireball will make you stall
My freeze will freeze you right down to the ground, cause you got no skill and Ill make you chill

Darthmase
02-02-2013, 04:10 PM
You dont want it with me
You should know im a vet
Im the black magic demonlord
Up in your set
I'll put up 1000 plat
Against your 1k gold bet
Feed you then trick you
Like you was my pet
My intellegence is to wild
You cant comprehend with your mind
Your strength could never match
I run game like SPACETIME
Your girl look like snaggletooth
But i know she got wrath jaw
She go low-low like meep moop
She bop and she gnaw

Lalarie
02-02-2013, 04:43 PM
That aint no rhyme
You dont even run like spacetime
Your dreams of being the best are fake lies
I take the whole crowd, I take prize
Hand over the plat cause you know you are over
My skills outbeat any of your 'rhymes'

Arcanee
02-02-2013, 05:02 PM
Its about time Mc canee got up
You corrupt when you mess with me
I play pvp on my tv
Your girlfriend probably look like a he/she
With a mouth like ripmaw
Her breathe is real raw
She probably dont even have a jaw
Nails like a beast
I run things in the east
Freaks in the sheets
You live in the streets
Everyone trys but not everyone rhymes
You can walk off and kiss my behine! lmao

Darthmase
02-02-2013, 05:05 PM
My mana is so hot
I leave smoke in the room
Leave you buried in lvl 4
Of the watchers tomb
I promise you'll get snuffed quick
If you step up homie
I solo elite rooks nest
You still farm jarls for loki
Blast and pull tha trigger
21 freeze gun
Leave you frozen in your steps
Teach you the meaning of stun

Aeroflame
02-02-2013, 05:10 PM
Add me ign is Arcanee I am Mc canee lmao I am not really a rapper but I spit some bars (:


you're really gonna go through with this huh..

Anuvastar
02-02-2013, 05:17 PM
Now listen,
Lemme teach you a lesson,
When you say these words,
You only make things worse,
Lemme say you're worthless,
Don't quote me on this,
You can't even kiss,
Oh, forget it, i'm out.

Damn son, I just suck at it.

Arcanee
02-02-2013, 05:19 PM
Hes hating
He sees me he starts shaking
No need for the pirate expantion
Darthmase is already a pirate
Pvp me? Now hes quiet
I walk through windmore and start riots
Matter fact you cant even get in watchers tomb
Boom clean Genesis with your broom
I bring doom into the room
You hiding inside a cacoon
I dont need a platoon
I beat you butt naked
No gear make you disapear
Have you running like a deer
And you still can kiss my rear
You probably cant hear no need to cheer
Ill bust your ear
Oh no the end is near!

Darthmase
02-02-2013, 05:20 PM
Big up everyone for participating.

Anuvastar
02-02-2013, 05:21 PM
Hes hating
He sees me he starts shaking
No need for the pirate expantion
Darthmase is already a pirate
Pvp me? Now hes quiet
I walk through windmore and start riots
Matter fact you cant even get in watchers tomb
Boom clean Genesis with your broom
I bring doom into the room
You hiding inside a cacoon
I dont need a platoon
I beat you butt naked
No gear make you disapear
Have you running like a deer
And you still can kiss my rear
You probably cant hear no need to cheer
Ill bust your ear
Oh no the end is near!

Now that's the way to rap! :eagerness:

ManDiDi
02-02-2013, 05:21 PM
Shhhh aero shhhh I'm having fun following this

Arcanee
02-02-2013, 05:21 PM
you're really gonna go through with this huh.. Lmao I am bored as a mf just waiting on the New content

razerfingers
02-02-2013, 05:29 PM
Shoulda said im having a nursery rhyme contest. Lol, you have to rhyme to rap just sayin xD

Sent using blood on a bathroom wall

Arcanee
02-02-2013, 05:36 PM
Well if you can rap without rhyming on a computer with no beat then go for it!

Darthmase
02-02-2013, 05:37 PM
"Arcanee"??? Something's wrong
Cant you spell your own name?
Thats the name of the game, stupid
All you had to do was spell it the same
The definition of arcane:
Mysterious, understood by few
Id be arcane myself
If i rapped like you do
Id beat you in pvp
Just like i do in text
Smash the logo in your face
And scream out NOW WHO'S NEXT
Windmore aint yours
Find somewhere else to hide
Kick you off Kracken Isle
Cuz the Southside iz MINE.

JEDI guild...
830 ........
DARTHMASE.

Arcanee
02-02-2013, 06:07 PM
Southside is yours? You must mean Texas
Where I got the lexus with the rolexs.
You a goodwill store shopper
Got you hopping like a grasshopper
I am a show stopper
No mic but you still choke
I type and drink coke
You rapping on a float in the ocean
No potions when I battle you
Matter fact aint it past your curphew?
Mouth like a goose
Head like a moose
I spit lava im a volcano
I kick like lu kang!
-Bang your girl(Gangnam Style)
Now her hair wild
This dude got no style
You a foul to the forums
Deformed
You rap and watch porn
You come out like lint
Fwm get a dent
You got internet but cant pay your rent
What is a Darthmase I rap with no rage
You probably fun size like a mage
Dont mumble you not humble
Want to rumble teeth yellow
But you still screaming yolo
I dont solo elite cause that dum
You a bum
Need gum cause your breathe stink
You soft like a cussion or a marshmellow
I dunk on you like im carmello
I dont speak russian end of discussion
No rushing
Get to hushing
You a disfunction!

Aeroflame
02-02-2013, 06:22 PM
hehehe
Never been the type to subtlely poke at your ego
I'll show you true lyrical prowess and blow you down like el nino
Arcanee, you know better but the rest of u who don't
I'll show you why they call aerostar> Heir to throne

emcee? please, do u have what it takes to be one?
know how to gas em up and stay cool, like freon?
boy I'm the iconic mastermind, hear me roar like leon
eating this sandwich while I emasculate you peons

never hafta make an attempt to rhyme, im just good at it
my rhymes so hot I'd knock you out cold, like sudafed
crazy like I'm looney tunes, more puzzlin than a rubix cube
no hard feelings if I ever made it sad to be... "you"

Darthmase, what's up with the hate bro?
it seems to me your rhymes more outdated than kaypro
no but for real though. you should try me so...
lemme stop rhymin before I make this thread a warzone

Arcanee
02-02-2013, 06:22 PM
Wait someone go get Delphina
Theres a cheeta
Laugh like a hiena
Ring ding dong he has on a thong
Whats wrong? Guys I left him with a frown
Hes a clown
His doodoo not even brown
Hunt you down like a hound
I get around
You hiding in town

Arcanee
02-02-2013, 06:29 PM
Bring a heater my flow so cold I am a reaper You cheaper than the budgets hes on No phone Go home Im on the throne Better watch your tone Drip blood like a faucet drip water Everyone knows im hotter!

Lalarie
02-02-2013, 06:34 PM
Aero you think you got stlye?
Well your wrong
My mage kick out of gear
My rouge snap into fear
My warrior sneers at your pain
Well me? I'll just say you have no game

Aeroflame
02-02-2013, 06:39 PM
Aero you think you got stlye?
Well your wrong
My mage kick out of gear
My rouge snap into fear
My warrior sneers at your pain
Well me? I'll just say you have no game

Sorry bud, I expect more from my peers, not being offensive
but I really can't stand this AL themed bs, say something comprensive
come at me one by one, I'll go "tekken" on you all
keep the gloves on homie don't make this a brawl

Tilax
02-02-2013, 06:51 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hOaQtQqRnI

BOSSED YOU ALL!

Arcanee
02-02-2013, 06:51 PM
Lalarie Your real name is Larry You believe in fairys
I put your mage in a cage
I beat your rogue 10 times in a row
Your warrior? He like men on the low
Knocking down doors and rapping on the floor you so ashy you need olive oil you dirty like soil fold you up with alumium foil You rap against me and become spoiled

Arcanee
02-02-2013, 06:55 PM
Tilax that video is out of date You are a slice of cake please dont hate I am great but at the same time I am insane That why I am Arcanee you are lame coming to the forum with no rhymes You can kiss my behine :)

Worship
02-02-2013, 07:02 PM
...

Aeroflame
02-02-2013, 07:06 PM
...
this what we do when you're not here.

Aeroflame
02-02-2013, 07:37 PM
we're not allowed to mess with worship bro. that's the fifth wall thar son

Arcanee
02-02-2013, 07:41 PM
lol (:

GodzSoldier
02-02-2013, 08:05 PM
Walking through rooks nest
stitching these bitch3s
Boom!
Two men jump out from the bridges
Bam ! There goes my pit sword slamming there faces
Near de end dat old wizard man is dying
i say no and crush his face into the dirt just to see go take down mofo bael who bieleves that standing in the middle of nowhere saves him.
Dead! I spit on him and a malison pops outa his bum...


Ps: i cant rap. I cant afford a pit sword. i love bael

Arcanee
02-02-2013, 08:40 PM
But did you beat Lord madrome ? I am epic you defected I wreck it I beat bael 100 times on elite I am the shii I bet I knock pirates off board even if its a horde I am bored oh lord Im hardcore

Darthmase
02-02-2013, 10:00 PM
Epic al thread!!!
Get at you cats tomoro when im sober.
The return of DARTHMASE gonna be brutal!!!!
Brace yo selves...............

Aeroflame
02-02-2013, 10:46 PM
lemme go get some more peanut butter

Arcanee
02-02-2013, 11:50 PM
Omg Yall 2 made me laugh XD Aero needs peanutbutter and Darthmase gonna be sober lmao

Arcanee
02-03-2013, 02:54 PM
wellllllll?

Darthmase
02-03-2013, 04:41 PM
U gon get this WORK!!!!

wait for it....

wait for it.........

Aeroflame
02-03-2013, 09:29 PM
Couldn't find the peanut butter

Aeroflame
02-03-2013, 09:33 PM
Okay, scew you Jew. Gf.

Classy...

mysticmagicc
02-03-2013, 09:43 PM
Hes hating
He sees me he starts shaking
No need for the pirate expantion
Darthmase is already a pirate
Pvp me? Now hes quiet
I walk through windmore and start riots
Matter fact you cant even get in watchers tomb
Boom clean Genesis with your broom
I bring doom into the room
You hiding inside a cacoon
I dont need a platoon
I beat you butt naked
No gear make you disapear
Have you running like a deer
And you still can kiss my rear
You probably cant hear no need to cheer
Ill bust your ear
Oh no the end is near!
Nice!! That's real rappin!!

elbowroom
02-04-2013, 12:48 AM
I'm from the outskirts of Rook's Nest
where just to look fresh, kids out here push chests
young bucks keep grinding til the boss appear
and I'm the boss up here, you can check the office wear
you see me in PVP, I bet you'd push back
they call me young Mardrom, get your crew pushed back
real trill cat, don't matter how the skills mapped
usually on a solo run, but best believe the guild's stacked
you can catch me at the top of the leaderboards
...I guess somebody gotta keep the bleachers warm
you on an elite map? probably need a speedhack
you're just that weak cat that people tell to keep back
bout to get smoked, but nobody's rolling swishers
one hit will open up your chest, no elixirs
there's no contenders, this game's like crack rock
shouts to Spacetime... go get that number 1 app spot

LwMark
02-04-2013, 03:28 AM
I'm from the outskirts of Rook's Nest
where just to look fresh, kids out here push chests
young bucks keep grinding til the boss appear
and I'm the boss up here, you can check the office wear
you see me in PVP, I bet you'd push back
they call me young Mardrom, get your crew pushed back
real trill cat, don't matter how the skills mapped
usually on a solo run, but best believe the guild's stacked
you can catch me at the top of the leaderboards
...I guess somebody gotta keep the bleachers warm
you on an elite map? probably need a speedhack
you're just that weak cat that people tell to keep back
bout to get smoked, but nobody's rolling swishers
one hit will open up your chest, no elixirs
there's no contenders, this game's like crack rock
shouts to Spacetime... go get that number 1 app spot

Ding ding ding winner, this is what ive been waitin for! +1

Arcanee
02-04-2013, 04:36 PM
Wait I got no elbow room! Someone go get Elbowroom I be chilling like a villian You in rooksnest you need healing how you feeling I got your squad kneeling! I gotta ask what the hell is a mardrom? Dont cross the margin I got drones over rooksnest Im the best Split your chest I call it a Chest split like a banana split I spit Get wit the program I go ham see me in kraag and you flee I am big uncle D you a want to be G I gotta pee Slice your neck and leave you on one knee

Joubag
02-04-2013, 06:56 PM
The only real rappers are Darthmase and elbowroom,
Arcane, your deep in spit, and you're about to drown soon.
Yup you, you lack flow, yet you still put me in shivers.
If you could check out my flow, it's like the Nile River.

You think rap is just rhyme? That shows how much you know.
Rappin aint for girls; I see your menstrual flow.
Your rhymes are bittersweet, so get off the fast lane.
A more appropriate username would be: Candycanee.

You think you're from the hood?
Let's make it understood,
That your raps support the fact-
That to rhyme- you never could.

Sorry, but I don't, rap about little games.
I wouldve beat you either way; you know it's all the same.
Sit down kid, you know I just put you to shame.
It'd be a dream to imagine you in the rapping hall of fame.

Don't spit back with "BUT DREAMS DO COME TRUE"
That actually depends on the perception and view.
I can see your still a child, hanging on to a loss.
You may have made the thread- but now you know that I'm the boss.

I make solid raps- they don't break and never broke.
Your at a loss of saliva- check this kid, he's gonna choke.
Sorry, but tonight, I made the first kill.
You wanna man up, take a testosterone pill.

Ah well, you could say it was my first-post of the night.
Put a kid to sleep, and not even worth a fight.

Arcanee
02-04-2013, 07:35 PM
If I was ever deep in spit I promise someone would get lit Hurt your feelings make you catch a little fit make the label hand me your budget Ive been better than I ever been so focus like a sniper when he zoomed in might have to get a room at holiday inn crushing little battle raps punchlines I did that in 99 shatter your dreams it aint always what it seems sleeping on a recline bed with a thin pillow with a white chick butt like a black widow I read your shid like it has no rythem you a gangbanger/rap igga I am that igga I am lethal squeeze juice out a beetle yeah I got put on blast but you still wont last 1k for a winner hell naw your broke self not getting shid and I know you got a composition book beside your keyboard but I still come off top when I type this dont get slaped silly with ill battle raps 2 seats 1 car all you hear is yes daddy & snapped bras you a *itch a female poodle you couldnt stick to the script with hand paint I dont aim to please shop tags get ripped off you a lip gloss a** rapper leave you froze like a spacetime glitch then like trench foot you get trech mouth and if you still shine bright ima blow out a fuse now you on the nbc news you lost like you got no clue someone call blue clues its Mandatory! !!!!!

xcainnblecterx
02-04-2013, 07:55 PM
Bubble gum

Arcanee
02-04-2013, 07:57 PM
lol

Matutd
02-04-2013, 08:04 PM
At first I thought I'd rap
Then I realised I'd be crap
But then I realised you just make words rhyme like tap
Then another one: lap
Woah, I'm pretty good at this, please don't knock me down
Don't turn my :) into a frown
If you don't have nothing nice to say then don't say anything at all
That's what I'll leave with
Another rhyme: crawl

Ps, don't take this seriously :p

xcainnblecterx
02-04-2013, 08:09 PM
At first I thought I'd rap
Then I realised I'd be crap
But then I realised you just make words rhyme like tap
Then another one: lap
Woah, I'm pretty good at this, please don't knock me down
Don't turn my :) into a frown
If you don't have nothing nice to say then don't say anything at all
That's what I'll leave with
Another rhyme: crawl

Ps, don't take this seriously :p

^^^^ this we need.get you on a label ;)

Arcanee
02-04-2013, 08:10 PM
Nice!! That's real rappin!! Thanks & Lol Well with out rhyming on a key board with no beat no sound it would sound like you just talking :)

Matutd
02-04-2013, 08:15 PM
At first I thought I'd rap
Then I realised I'd be crap
But then I realised you just make words rhyme like tap
Then another one: lap
Woah, I'm pretty good at this, please don't knock me down
Don't turn my :) into a frown
If you don't have nothing nice to say then don't say anything at all
That's what I'll leave with
Another rhyme: crawl

Ps, don't take this seriously :p

^^^^ this we need.get you on a label ;)
Sorry man, I'm already signed up. This agency caught me buying tupacs of eminems for 50 cent, he knew I was a real rapper from then on.

Arcanee
02-04-2013, 08:28 PM
This thread is getting better and better lmao (: 63 post now!

Joubag
02-04-2013, 08:48 PM
What kind of rap is that...please go back to school.
Without stops or pauses, you look like a fool.
Littering slang around...it doesn't make you cool.
You're out of lines and it's the end to your intellectual spool.

My flow is spot on- it's just something you can't reckon.
Dashes mean continue, and commas mean seconds.
I showed your little rap, to two clan members.
They stumbled and were lost- but it's a laugh that they'll remember.

You silly little redneck- "ya'll" don't talk with your mouth.
I could tell you can't rap, bro you come from the South.
Turn off your country music- and listen to the music of life.
Instead of being illiterate, brandishing your knife.

I came from the hood- the darkest corner of this Earth,
Where there was the origin of legitimate rap's birth.
I hope your reading maps is better than you writing raps,
Get a tissue kid- I sense an emotional collapse.

I know why you're called 'Arcane'- people don't know what you're writing.
I put you on the floor- it's just the tears that you are fighting.
It's kind of sad now- I have to lower my level,
Just to battle you, make your life so mis-uh-rable.

As for the rap, I don't need your reward.
I'm only writing this, because I got bored.
And as for your white mother, I bet that she mourned,
Since the very day that doctors- detached your umbilical cord.

You think you're good, well consider changing your profession.
I hope a simple burn won't put your mind into depression.
Let's play a game- hmm, a game of confessions!
I clearly see 'rap' on your list of transgressions.

You'd win a medal, as an entry for "create".
You'd get none for "rap", I guess that's just fate.
You abuse the English language, call it "profane".
I can see right through your soul, I guess you're no longer Arcane.

Arcanee
02-04-2013, 09:19 PM
Why bring mothers into a rap battle you said it your self you live in the ghetto I just might knock off your halo Matterfact You a sherm head I spit so raw I make a black man red looking half way dead.

I switch the way I rap because each one of you has their on flow of rapping.Stop rapping! You better get to capping and jump jacking because I know all you do is read forums on your couch you over weight mf.

I am mixed with white and black so I do like fishing I do like hanging with ashy dark skin people. Get poped like your 300 pimples your mom probably has a long nipple.

I hit you in your temple so hard you form a dimple. I clearly said I wasnt really a rapper but I guess the word didnt deliver to your mind this mf cant even count to nine This thread is mine I got a question Are you even a guy?

Dont even lie you got problems in life you probably even got a deformed wife I dont sweat when you send threats cause I am correct when I say these words Its crazy how you dirtier than your left ear.

Made me put two Interjection in one sentence Oh no Omg he made me shed a tear but I still do not show no fear & you can rub my rear .

Joubag
02-04-2013, 09:20 PM
Alright, I won't be rapping Arcane until the very next day.
Don't take it and think like I have no more words to say.
If you have a thoughtout rap- then type it- go ahead.
However until then, I guess I'll be on my bed.

Joubag
02-04-2013, 09:30 PM
But shoutout to Arcane, you little childish girl.
Stick to dressing dolls, and playing with your pearls.
I like you made your rapping, much more easier to see.
Still a rapping crime, to the fifteenth degree.

Your rap is weak, all it has are pathetic little rhymes.
I rapped in corporate studios, over a thousand times.
You don't think, you just say whatever comes first.
If you wanted a brutal delicacy- then you should've pre-rehearsed.

Before you say crap, think for a while,
Before laying down an unrecognizable style.
A style that's weak, and just doesn't hit hard.
I see your hand- looks like there's no aces in your cards.

Arcanee
02-04-2013, 09:31 PM
Its a freestyle not supose to be thought out! But remember you live in the dark corners how tf you have a bed you should be sleeping in the streets and if you did have a bed you wouldnt go to sleep you would probably be up at 3 in the morning beating your meat matterfact I am just kidding get your sleep you 5 year old havent hit purbety yet!

Arcanee
02-04-2013, 09:33 PM
Listen yo yo yo This is just for fun dont join if you cant handle it. If someone says something that hurts you just private message and let them know if it get worser I recommend talking to Delphina the admin hehe ^_^

xcainnblecterx
02-04-2013, 09:36 PM
https://soundcloud.com/search?q=psychodelic480

There ya go. Listen to some oxycontin poppin kinda music. Especially last track on that list

Joubag
02-04-2013, 09:36 PM
If I got you to write that comment, then I'm pretty sure you've given up already. Playing the final card, thinking your the boss of everybody. Hey, you're pretty funny, for a rapless sinner. Go ahead and ask the people for the winner. If you want a real freestyle, PM me for gmail. I'll voice chat you so bad, your dad'll think you're a fail.

Arcanee
02-04-2013, 09:41 PM
For real gmail? Get up to date We got smart phones I beat you so bad I leave you prone and have them looking at you like you unknown I am bad to the bone ok ok ok ok I am done for now hope more people join. & btw I am not the only one to rap against gee -_-

Joubag
02-04-2013, 09:47 PM
Oh you must be that young generation, growing up with smartphones. It's a fact that in the future, you'll be allllll alone. I go original, stick to gmail. At least, I don't go online to look at hot males. Alright brah, I'm sorry if I targeted you too strong. I'm just as good as apologizing- saying that I'm wrong. Arcane, you're pretty cool since you absorbed all my heat. Just know that next time, my rhymes will defeat. Since you just submitted, I guess I'll stop hitting. Lemme go to mah bathroom for a clean a-ss sh.iting.

Arcanee
02-04-2013, 10:17 PM
I like that last part but its the fact that I just let out a huge fart I need toilet paper I am on my way to walmart I might buy 8 rolls and let dookey drop like swish rolls since I didnt pay the bill I let the dokey sit and grow old and form mold lmao

Joubag
02-04-2013, 10:35 PM
Now that's just nasty lol.

LvlCap
02-04-2013, 10:48 PM
Uh uh uh
Your guys trying to rap brings a smile to my face
You guys think your good?
Your in a turtle race.
If you try to rhyme at me you can forget it, take those rhymes and return them for store credit.
When I spit you'll know
You'll all be like, "oh no, he's about to blow...from HIS BIG TOE"
So this is the part when I say, "this is all in fun" so excuse me, but imma take a run.


LMAO

LwMark
02-05-2013, 12:10 AM
U kno wher to find me
Catch me off in Kracken
Chillin on the beach
Gold an platinum stackin
Always got it on deck
Like a Kraken captain
Servin those hammerjaws
ye i really get it
Gettin them for the two five
flippin for seven fifty
They movin over the Southern Seas
To the Windmoore Harbor
Cappin my toons with gold
Cause i know how to barter
U still over in dead city
You need to step it up
Even doin w4 runs
Youll neva level up

LvlCap
02-05-2013, 12:18 AM
Dannnnng marky!

LwMark
02-05-2013, 12:52 AM
Dannnnng marky!

Thats that 561 fiiiiiiiii ;)

LvlCap
02-05-2013, 01:00 AM
Dannnnng marky!

Thats that 561 fiiiiiiiii ;) yaaaa!

LwMark
02-05-2013, 01:09 AM
Dannnnng marky!

Thats that 561 fiiiiiiiii ;) yaaaa!
I wana hear some more!

Arcanee
02-05-2013, 08:07 AM
This afternoon lol

LvlCap
02-05-2013, 08:38 AM
I be throwing down like its easy
These rhymes give you chills your queze
My lyrics are inspirational
But not a bit educational
My skill is sporadic
It's like use some magic
The fact that your still trying
Is funny but you might be lying.
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Your names Lwmark
Somebody said you smell like bark
I like bark, but it breaks to easy
Stop, get your breath cause you sound wheezy
Your rhymes are ok, but i beat you easy peasy lemon squeezy.
Your rich in game
But to me your pour all the same
You got that blue dragon
But for real you are just laggin
Your a great friend of mine
So come, let's GO DINE.

LvlCap
02-05-2013, 08:39 AM
LOL

LwMark
02-05-2013, 12:53 PM
This is for u Cap

I smell like bark
Cause im made of money
U got that pooh bear flow
And all my raps are honey
I sound kinda wheezy
Cause i rap like weezy
That lemon line you said
Dam that shi* was squeezy
You say that i be laggin
Well Cause my pockets saggin
They over flow with gold
I aint even braggin
Talkin bout my blue dragon
I was one of the first to get it
Sold it for 35
U didnt even know where to get it

LvlCap
02-05-2013, 03:56 PM
Nice nice, here we go

I like honey, ya your rhyme was pretty sweet
But now how will you do against a eelite
You'll choke before you will
Even hear the DJ through the the beat
Im a prodigy
Im writing this while studying geology
Im the sickest on the block
You better just quite
Move back to Bangkok
You rap like a child
Come on bro They wild
And bizarre
You might as well learn to play guitar
Cause you defiantly arnt good a this
Maybe you should go try
To get your first kiss
Anyway im out, got to go
Study for a quiz.

LvlCap
02-05-2013, 03:57 PM
I love you Mark! No hard feelings(:

LvlCap
02-05-2013, 04:00 PM
No homo either

LwMark
02-05-2013, 04:15 PM
Alright when i get home il put aoemthin together,....wheres everyone else , who rappin?

LvlCap
02-05-2013, 04:31 PM
You and me, the main men!

Joubag
02-05-2013, 04:45 PM
I'll rap battle, but i won't rap about arcane legends. Just hardcore lines, all the way.

LwMark
02-05-2013, 04:57 PM
Ok well ill still mix it with arcane, cause this is arcane legends general section ;)

Arcanee
02-05-2013, 05:00 PM
lol Ill go in a little bit

LwMark
02-05-2013, 05:26 PM
lol Ill go in a little bit

Alright

Joubag
02-05-2013, 05:52 PM
Yea but i dont know jack about arcane legends lol. I only just got into Kraag.

LvlCap
02-05-2013, 05:53 PM
It's just been LwMark and I lately

Joubag
02-05-2013, 06:01 PM
Did you not see like five raps I posted before you guys. Which was just a day ago.

LvlCap
02-05-2013, 06:05 PM
Yes we saw them...did you not see the word lately in my post just now...

Joubag
02-05-2013, 06:16 PM
Apparently a day ago just isnt 'lately' im guessing.

LvlCap
02-05-2013, 06:22 PM
Nope, not to me.

LwMark
02-05-2013, 06:30 PM
Haha ya joubag i liked ur raps
Everyone has their own style
I like talkin bout money and the bad stuff ;)

Arcanee
02-05-2013, 06:40 PM
Today I got a splinter in my right butt cheek
Its ok Because Ill take it out on some players lamer than me
I knock players down and leave them on one knee I get around like assasians creed its called Stealth I am bad for your health I dont even gotta ryhme I just like to do it and kick behines Bend your spine You know its time for the most anticipated mc to step in and just wreck it a moderator would come in and put your trash inside a recycle bin I dont sip no gin I dont raise no hens I dont use no pens Ill freestyle with out my chin!!!!!!

Arcanee
02-05-2013, 06:41 PM
lmao

LvlCap
02-05-2013, 09:40 PM
I have liked mostly everybody's style in hear!(:

sci3ntific
02-06-2013, 12:49 AM
I Rage with my Mages/ flame strikes flame kiss rib cages/vanquish whole mobs with patience, as I leave tombs vacant/ then vacation to the guildhall for a chatroom statement/ "Calamitous awaits a nearly expired CS payment”/ gold obtainin super saiyan/ at times my money making is flagrant/ pot guzzlin', opponent puzzlin', sometimes I leave myself in amazement/....that's all... Rage of MAges

LvlCap
02-06-2013, 07:23 AM
Nice. ^
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Darkgenocide
02-06-2013, 07:55 AM
They call me DarkGeno
Ill tear you Up like a Cheeto
Dont come PVP against me
Youl be Missin like Findin Nemo
Find ya runnin with the Flag
Ill haveta booty smack ya with a wet Rag
Return that sucka to my Base
go back and PK ya with my +10 Mace

haha that was reetarrrdeddd LOL

LvlCap
02-06-2013, 03:12 PM
Everybody has their own flow.

Arcanee
02-06-2013, 07:26 PM
I cut you open and drip red
I have you dead now scentist think you ate led
I am not afraid to say tonight I wont get laid
But if I wanted to I can **** my maid
I drink milk it makes your bones strong
Have goons at your door all you hear is ding dong
Rob you and take your house and your yard
I retire from rap like I am brett
Your rhymes are out of date like a atari
I am not sober I am a smoker
Bud kush and soda
I say **** sosa
These players are super lame
No beat 30 chains
No I aint 2chainz
I got a 100 rangs
That aint shid mane
Call me slick rick But I am really a ruler mane
I am Arcanee
Yall ****** no names
Yall dont like a black man
I got two hands
I got two nuts
Hold them for your girl dawg
I spit to raw
I can buy the whole mall
I can buy the whole hall
I am 6ft tall
Lmao I am done (Sosa beat)

Busterbiebe
02-06-2013, 08:09 PM
Eatin the candy will finish off the candy, Making u an empty rapper. Remember that. Important life lesson.http://i1352.photobucket.com/albums/q650/coolwiz/77A67CB7-C3F3-4932-BC65-11B4767F2F7B-708-0000011DEA5C96BD_zps4e20b053.jpg

Busterbiebe
02-06-2013, 08:27 PM
So: I will will break it and ill shake it on the dance floor all night long. I will know it when I show it while I sing my rhyming song. I just said song cause its more throng and with long it really rhymes. I will steal when I feel it, those old golden dancin times. It's so cool im out of high school school cause a weekend just began. Do u luv me: text: yes, da, cè can i dance? Oh yes I can. Am I handsome , Well, not ransome, but ill try and get a tan😡 hope u guys liked it!!!!!😃

Arcanee
02-06-2013, 09:09 PM
Yep (:
You say you gonna sing your ryhming song? You gonna mess around and get stung I will not hold my tongue I couldve sworn I said rap battle you deserve to get hit by a paddle & if you want to dance go play dance dance central where the songs will make you mental. You better sit down boy before you decade boy I aint no toy Get munched on like chips ahoy!

LwMark
02-06-2013, 09:13 PM
I have work for another 5 hours then i be backkkk

Arcanee
02-06-2013, 09:43 PM
I bite & send venom through your chest You just a hot mess I kilt the rest Where the caskets go ahead burry your self I dont sleep I just lay down and think Dont allow cats around big dawgs I got big balls get smoked like menthol Spray suckers like bug spray but they break through the defense I might have to build a 10ft wall ugly ol boy looking like oswall Post pone your post and Get your notes but you probably will still choke Black tinted running over civillians Aint no such thing as half way crooks act like you hard core knowing you dont want war find you on the bottom of the ocean floor

LwMark
02-07-2013, 02:39 AM
Dont do it for the name
Addicted to the game
Some people merch
Some people train
Do whatever To maintain

When a devs in town
Beggers can be found
But When the servers down
The CS dont make a sound

Auction slots are empty
Dailys are almost through
Time to do some trialplays
Cause theres nothin else to do




Not much of a rap more of a poem i guess :/

LvlCap
02-07-2013, 09:39 AM
Can't do these right now, I am getting X-Rays

Zaonabiuibil
02-07-2013, 03:34 PM
I see you rapping with your 16 bars,
With that much talent you ain't gonna make it far.

I'll have my warrior skyward smash your face,
Have your comestibles laced,
With poison from my rogue.
You can say you're lagging,
It's ok cause right now I'm flagging,
Your butt at this.

Give up now,
I don't see how,
You've managed to maintain bank,
Giving 1k to every person who walks in here,
Your raps are "jank", you must be drunk on beer.

Peace.


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Sent using spray paint on the city walls.

Arcanee
02-07-2013, 08:00 PM
16bars? I got 16 cars
You want to talk about talent.
Let talk about it
Its something you dont have right now
You need to throw in the towl
You know the saying (You have to find your talent)
I doubt you would find it with some glasses
You better pay attention in all your classes
Get you cremated and eat your ashes
You so shocked you get backlashes like a baitcast reel
I am tougher than steel
I will float up a hill
Now ask your self whos real?

Iamlmmortal
02-07-2013, 09:09 PM
Yo yo yo my name is joe and I live in down town buffalo!!!!!


Oohhh gosh it just got real!!!!

LwMark
02-07-2013, 09:24 PM
Yo yo yo my name is joe and I live in down town buffalo!!!!!


Oohhh gosh it just got real!!!!

Hmm my ex girlfriend lives in buffalo now

Arcanee
02-07-2013, 10:05 PM
Yo yo yo I met her got her humped her and left lol

LwMark
02-07-2013, 10:11 PM
Yo yo yo I met her got her humped her and left lol

Does it burn when u pee now?

LvlCap
02-07-2013, 11:10 PM
Yo yo yo I met her got her humped her and left lol

Does it burn when u pee now? best response ever

btbam27
02-07-2013, 11:19 PM
Eh, yo, check the verticle advantages, i'll wrap you up in bandages, for real, my flesh is made of gold, my tongue of steel, erradicate the nervous system, spinal retraction, headlock, I'm rocking these floes like nappy Jamaican dreadlocks, these cats are maulin on blocks, but I'll have your head spinnin like a dozen of beers crawlin on rocks, and yo, your state of self corrodes, its like I said before, you can't walk through the profits without livin in the raw, sometimes I had to sleep on the floor, with nothin but a steady diet of oxygen, I was burnin in the summer, freezin in the winter, I rocked the latest flip flops to avo

btbam27
02-07-2013, 11:22 PM
....avoid the wooden splinters, and yo I peeled it from the get this attack, comin through my peripheral lenses, military action for my defenses, and ya can't break into my castle without stormin the gate, and if ya think ya rhymes are phat ya betta gain some weight.

Arcanee
02-07-2013, 11:45 PM
Oh snap Ill respond to this tomorrow lmao o_O

LwMark
02-07-2013, 11:46 PM
Yo yo yo I met her got her humped her and left lol

Does it burn when u pee now? best response ever
Giv bes thenks preez!!!!

Arcanee
02-07-2013, 11:59 PM
Your flows are not rocking All you doing is talking Dreadlocks? I put mfs in head locks One sock No top pop pop pop I got a headshot Look like your head been in crotch I am top notch I put my tablet on the charger with no socket I blast off like a rocket You need to stick to pocket legends You probably eleven minus three that seven I put a young kid in heaven You a rebel? I am more of a devil Pick up a shovel or get smart and read you a novel about something as long as you get a education Its for the nation My vocabulary is dried up like rasin or whats in your cup End of Discussion now we watch you corrupt Dont ask wassup when you see me in kraag Ill slap you with my bath rag.

Arcanee
02-08-2013, 12:01 AM
Hmm my ex girlfriend lives in buffalo now Lol I thought Iamimmortal said that lol oh well but yeah it burns XD


Does it burn when u pee now?

LwMark
02-08-2013, 02:14 AM
Ur careful with ur words
Im bout to get an infraction

My gold amounts absurd
While yours keeps subtractin

Now search a guide and learn
It will show u what u lackin

I go JustG in this b**ch
And get to *clickity clackin*

Dont call me bro
U dont know me
We are not related

Your words and thoughts
Belong in off topic
You are unrelated

U beggin sts to get a Ripmaw
Cause u dont got enough money

Ur girl beggin to give me that Wrathjaw
Cause i get Hammerjaw money

So Dont go stressin about
What u gonna post next

I got this game on lock
This took me a couple secs

LwMark
02-08-2013, 12:51 PM
Everyone everyone. Lets keep this thread AL related. Im pretry sure ure moms bro an sisters dont live in Arlor.

Samhayne
02-08-2013, 01:09 PM
Yo e'thugs, take the gangsta rap elsewhere.

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