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Mysticaleagle
02-25-2013, 03:41 AM
Mine was this, today:
I was walking in Kraag with the Top Player banner, and someone came to me,
Player ''hi''
Me ''sup''
Player ''how'd you get that banner?''
Me ''well you know when I was your age, the birds were flying higher''
Player ''please, don't be dumb, where'd you get it?''
Me ''oh, my father gave it to me when I was young''
Player ''oh, does he still have one for me?''
Me ''i'll let you know next year''
Player ''well, thanks I guess''
That's EXACTLY the chat we had, with a random level 13. I did give him something for that, since he was pretty awesome to keep the discussion that was non sense.
NEW ONE ADDED:
A new one again, about 30 minutes ago, a random level 23 came to me,
Player ''hey do you sell this banner''
Me ''it's not tradeable my friend''
Player ''prove it''
Me ''hum, well, I can't since it's not tradeable?''
Player ''just pass me your account, i'll check if it's true. Ok?''
Me ''Ok. Lemme write''
Player ''Ok''
Me ''mybannerisnottradeable@Icantproveitanyways.lol''
Player ''reported''
Me ''why? Something's wrong with you mate..''
Player ''muted newbie''
Lol, I enjoyed it.
NEW ONE ADDED:
LOL! New one just now before I logged off!
Me ''buying hammerjaw egg''
Player ''offer''
Me ''you really have the egg?''
Player ''yes, I do''
Me ''fine, let's say, 3 million?''
Player ''really? that's a lot ok then''
Me ''really?''
Player ''yes''
*enters trade window*
*puts the 3 mil*
*puts wrathjaw egg*
Me ''Hammerjaw...?''
Player ''don't worry that's hammerjaw I just renamed the pet for 2 plats''
Me ''Ok I believe you...'' #sarcasm
Player ''Nevermind, sorry but 3 million is too low someone has offered me 8 million''
Me ''sure, for wrathjaw...''
Player ''it's hammerjaw noob''
Me ''Bye...''
*logges off*
NEW ONE ADDED:
I was walking in Kraag, chilling and talking with some friends, when suddenly a Warrior, level 24 came to me.
*talks to friends*
*Player arrives*
Player ''please shut up''
Me ''pardon me?''
Player ''no''
Me ''wait, what's up with you?''
Player ''just stop talking''
Me ''I just said two things buddy..''
Player ''no you keep talking to me now so shut up''
Me ''are you kidding me?''
Player ''no''
*Myst walks away*
Player ''come back now''
Me ''but you said...''
Player ''please 5000 gold''
*myst runs away*
That was funny also! I couldn't believe it. That's what you get for standing in Kraag all day!
NEW ONE ADDED:
Lmao! New one just now, made me laugh so hard.
I was just walking in Windmoore, when:
*walks around*
Player 1,2,3,4 ''HIM LETS ATTACK HIM!!''
*Myst sees 4 players running towards him*
*myst runs away pretty fast*
Me ''ME?? Why??''
*Player 1,2,3,4 spams Myst's trade and chat*
Me ''Guys, stop. I can just mute you all anyways...''
Player 1,2 ''NO WAIT SIR''
Me ''?????''
Player 1,2,3,4 (all at same time, that's what made me laugh) ''WE JUST WANNA GIVE YOU A BANANA MY FRIEND''
Lol!
What's yours?
Lesmiserables
02-25-2013, 03:44 AM
Lol forced a smile from me :D.
Mine was this, today:
I was walking in Kraag with the Top Player banner, and someone came to me,
Player ''hi''
Me ''sup''
Player ''how'd you get that banner?''
Me ''well you know when I was your age, the birds were flying higher''
Player ''please, don't be dumb, where'd you get it?''
Me ''oh, my father gave it to me when I was young''
Player ''oh, does he still have one for me?''
Me ''i'll let you know next year''
Player ''well, thanks I guess''
That's EXACTLY the chat we had, with a random level 13. I did give him something for that, since he was pretty awesome to keep the discussion that was non sense.
What's yours?
Destructible
02-25-2013, 03:52 AM
LOL made my day :D I haven't had the chance to get such a nonsensical chat yet, though. :p
Limsi
02-25-2013, 04:22 AM
Lesmiserables: Hello
Me: Get out.
Lesmiserables: okay :(
Jessicazx
02-25-2013, 04:40 AM
I like to talk to walls.... They're great listeners.
Mysticaleagle
02-25-2013, 05:02 AM
Lesmiserables: Hello
Me: Get out.
Lesmiserables: okay :(
LOL!
I like to talk to walls.... They're great listeners.
No, they're not. You should try some random chats with some low level players. It's worth it. You can get in a chat where your brain will burst. ;)
Hadec
02-25-2013, 06:04 AM
dude u are unbeatable or smth xD nice one xD
Liquid Ice
02-25-2013, 06:14 AM
That's not nice. We were all new at one point.
Mysticaleagle
02-25-2013, 06:18 AM
That's not nice. We were all new at one point.
Read the last part.
And he liked the discussion.
Humor conversations and jokes are always good to have.
Mysticaleagle
02-25-2013, 08:10 AM
A new one again, about 30 minutes ago, a random level 23 came to me,
Player ''hey do you sell this banner''
Me ''it's not tradeable my friend''
Player ''prove it''
Me ''hum, well, I can't since it's not tradeable?''
Player ''just pass me your account, i'll check if it's true. Ok?''
Me ''Ok. Lemme write''
Player ''Ok''
Me ''mybannerisnottradeable@Icantproveitanyways.lol''
Player ''reported''
Me ''why? Something's wrong with you mate..''
Player ''muted newbie''
Lol, I enjoyed it.
MightyMicah
02-25-2013, 08:14 AM
Haha great thread! The funniest chat I had was the other day with this warrior. He was new to the game but he was a beast! Me and him were dominating and we reached the end of the map.
Then he says, "I be right back. Stay here."
Then he never came back -.- I guess it's not much of a chat but I still found it funny! Haha...
Mysticaleagle
02-25-2013, 08:17 AM
Haha great thread! The funniest chat I had was the other day with this warrior. He was new to the game but he was a beast! Me and him were dominating and we reached the end of the map.
Then he says, "I be right back. Stay here."
Then he never came back -.- I guess it's not much of a chat but I still found it funny! Haha...
OMG! I actually Lol'd for a good fat minute on this one!
I can imagine the moment:
''Be right back! Stay here!''
30 minutes later... nothing.. LOL!
Spyce
02-25-2013, 08:21 AM
Random Noob: Hi
Me: Sup
Random Noob: Wanna trade accounts?
Me: No?
Random Noob: Come on.. Ill give you a lvl 49 rogue.
Me: Sure?
Mysticaleagle
02-25-2013, 08:23 AM
Random Noob: Hi
Me: Sup
Random Noob: Wanna trade accounts?
Me: No?
Random Noob: Come on.. Ill give you a lvl 49 rogue.
Me: Sure?
49 Rogue! You should have done that trade! LOL!
I like it. :)
Spyce
02-25-2013, 08:28 AM
Lol should of huh?
Mysticaleagle
02-25-2013, 08:44 AM
LOL! New one just now before I logged off!
Me ''buying hammerjaw egg''
Player ''offer''
Me ''you really have the egg?''
Player ''yes, I do''
Me ''fine, let's say, 3 million?''
Player ''really? that's a lot ok then''
Me ''really?''
Player ''yes''
*enters trade window*
*puts the 3 mil*
*puts wrathjaw egg*
Me ''Hammerjaw...?''
Player ''don't worry that's hammerjaw I just renamed the pet for 2 plats''
Me ''Ok I believe you...'' #sarcasm
Player ''Nevermind, sorry but 3 million is too low someone has offered me 8 million''
Me ''sure, for wrathjaw...''
Player ''it's hammerjaw noob''
Me ''Bye...''
*logges off*
Spyce
02-25-2013, 08:47 AM
LOL! New one just now before I logged off!
Me ''buying hammerjaw egg''
Player ''offer''
Me ''you really have the egg?''
Player ''yes, I do''
Me ''fine, let's say, 3 million?''
Player ''really? that's a lot ok then''
Me ''really?''
Player ''yes''
*enters trade window*
*puts the 3 mil*
*puts wrathjaw egg*
Me ''Hammerjaw...?''
Player ''don't worry that's hammerjaw I just renamed the pet for 2 plats''
Me ''Ok I believe you...'' #sarcasm
Player ''Nevermind, sorry but 3 million is too low someone has offered me 8 million''
Me ''sure, for wrathjaw...''
Player ''it's hammerjaw noob''
Me ''Bye...''
*logges off*
LMAO
Noobs these days... >_<
Mysticaleagle
02-25-2013, 10:22 AM
Devs, sticky this thread already! ;P
25136
Bless
02-25-2013, 10:53 AM
Made my day!!
sonvolt
02-25-2013, 11:11 AM
A funny one happened the other day while playing in grog beach
(i'm level 25)
Random level 21 pm's me in the middle of the fight
Him: I have a level 26 account btw
me: Oh really thats cool
him: yeah so if you need advice let me know
me: ok thanks
him: dont open chests you noob!!
me: uh you know thats a myth....
him: no its not you noob!!
me: what is your other account name?
him: well i dont really play in it much anymore so cant remember exactly
me: you know we just updated so you would have had to just play on it to get level 26
him: leaves party
Mysticaleagle
02-25-2013, 11:13 AM
A funny one happened the other day while playing in grog beach
(i'm level 25)
Random level 21 pm's me in the middle of the fight
Him: I have a level 26 account btw
me: Oh really thats cool
him: yeah so if you need advice let me know
me: ok thanks
him: dont open chests you noob!!
me: uh you know thats a myth....
him: no its not you noob!!
me: what is your other account name?
him: well i dont really play in it much anymore so cant remember exactly
me: you know we just updated so you would have had to just play on it to get level 26
him: leaves party
Lmao! Nice!
Mysticaleagle
02-25-2013, 12:18 PM
Gonna try to get some more.
Lemme walk around in Kraag.
Lesmiserables
02-25-2013, 01:27 PM
Found this funny !25138
Matutd
02-25-2013, 01:31 PM
LOL! New one just now before I logged off!
Me ''buying hammerjaw egg''
Player ''offer''
Me ''you really have the egg?''
Player ''yes, I do''
Me ''fine, let's say, 3 million?''
Player ''really? that's a lot ok then''
Me ''really?''
Player ''yes''
*enters trade window*
*puts the 3 mil*
*puts wrathjaw egg*
Me ''Hammerjaw...?''
Player ''don't worry that's hammerjaw I just renamed the pet for 2 plats''
Me ''Ok I believe you...'' #sarcasm
Player ''Nevermind, sorry but 3 million is too low someone has offered me 8 million''
Me ''sure, for wrathjaw...''
Player ''it's hammerjaw noob''
Me ''Bye...''
*logges off*
So you're basically admitting to attempting a scam?
EDIT: nevermind, turns out that I can't read
Fyrce
02-25-2013, 01:42 PM
A new one again, about 30 minutes ago, a random level 23 came to me,
Player ''hey do you sell this banner''
Me ''it's not tradeable my friend''
Player ''prove it''
Me ''hum, well, I can't since it's not tradeable?''
Player ''just pass me your account, i'll check if it's true. Ok?''
Me ''Ok. Lemme write''
Player ''Ok''
Me ''mybannerisnottradeable@Icantproveitanyways.lol''
Player ''reported''
Me ''why? Something's wrong with you mate..''
Player ''muted newbie''
Lol, I enjoyed it.
Let's hope he did report you and get himself banned!
Mysticaleagle
02-25-2013, 02:00 PM
So you're basically admitting to attempting a scam?
EDIT: nevermind, turns out that I can't read
LOL! Yes, it was him. I wouldn't post it if it was me..
*suspicious*
J/K, guys, I got some more good ones coming! :D
IPlayedSinceDay1
02-25-2013, 02:08 PM
Nice thread mysticaleagle, I would post some of my expiernces, but cant remember. They sure was funny though
Mysticaleagle
02-25-2013, 03:15 PM
Sorry, didn't had time to post. That was earlier this afternoon,
I was walking in Kraag, chilling and talking with some friends, when suddenly a Warrior, level 24 came to me.
*talks to friends*
*Player arrives*
Player ''please shut up''
Me ''pardon me?''
Player ''no''
Me ''wait, what's up with you?''
Player ''just stop talking''
Me ''I just said two things buddy..''
Player ''no you keep talking to me now so shut up''
Me ''are you kidding me?''
Player ''no''
*Myst walks away*
Player ''come back now''
Me ''but you said...''
Player ''please 5000 gold''
*myst runs away*
That was funny also! I couldn't believe it. That's what you get for standing in Kraag all day!
Fyrce
02-25-2013, 03:18 PM
Maybe those are the "social" skills for those who text too much...
:p
Dragonrider023
02-25-2013, 03:22 PM
Lol, we need more of this
Lalarie
02-25-2013, 03:25 PM
Player: Selling colton
Me: How much?
Player: 300k good?
Me: How about 250k?
Player: No! 300k only, I wasn't asking you!
*Player leaves kraag
Lol....
Mysticaleagle
02-25-2013, 03:30 PM
Player: Selling colton
Me: How much?
Player: 300k good?
Me: How about 250k?
Player: No! 300k only, I wasn't asking you!
*Player leaves kraag
Lol....
''Good?'' then ''I wasn't asking you!''.
Lmao nice one!
:)
Thade
02-25-2013, 05:01 PM
Fun thread!
Xoreobonezxe
02-25-2013, 05:07 PM
A new one again, about 30 minutes ago, a random level 23 came to me,
Player ''hey do you sell this banner''
Me ''it's not tradeable my friend''
Player ''prove it''
Me ''hum, well, I can't since it's not tradeable?''
Player ''just pass me your account, i'll check if it's true. Ok?''
Me ''Ok. Lemme write''
Player ''Ok''
Me ''mybannerisnottradeable@Icantproveitanyways.lol''
Player ''reported''
Me ''why? Something's wrong with you mate..''
Player ''muted newbie''
Lol, I enjoyed it.
That one is just plain awesome. Lol
Mysticaleagle
02-25-2013, 05:15 PM
Fun thread!
Glad you like it! :)
A new one again, about 30 minutes ago, a random level 23 came to me,
Player ''hey do you sell this banner''
Me ''it's not tradeable my friend''
Player ''prove it''
Me ''hum, well, I can't since it's not tradeable?''
Player ''just pass me your account, i'll check if it's true. Ok?''
Me ''Ok. Lemme write''
Player ''Ok''
Me ''mybannerisnottradeable@Icantproveitanyways.lol''
Player ''reported''
Me ''why? Something's wrong with you mate..''
Player ''muted newbie''
Lol, I enjoyed it.
That one is just plain awesome. Lol
Lol :P
hammerjaw for two plat?
lucky day.
Mysticaleagle
02-25-2013, 06:10 PM
hammerjaw for two plat?
lucky day.
He 'renamed' WrathJaw. :p
wowdah
02-25-2013, 06:41 PM
Level 4 : Am want gold, u have?
Me: Yes, I have gold.
Level 4 : Just need 100000 for a new bow, i need!
Me : Not too sure there are bows for 100000 level 4.
Level 4 : Well, I saw one in the store.
Me: What's the farthest map you have gotten to?
Level 4: The gold mine.
Me: lol............................................... .................................................. ...........................
*logged*
Spyce
02-25-2013, 06:49 PM
Mine was this, today:
I was walking in Kraag with the Top Player banner, and someone came to me,
Player ''hi''
Me ''sup''
Player ''how'd you get that banner?''
Me ''well you know when I was your age, the birds were flying higher''
Player ''please, don't be dumb, where'd you get it?''
Me ''oh, my father gave it to me when I was young''
Player ''oh, does he still have one for me?''
Me ''i'll let you know next year''
Player ''well, thanks I guess''
That's EXACTLY the chat we had, with a random level 13. I did give him something for that, since he was pretty awesome to keep the discussion that was non sense.
NEW ONE ADDED:
A new one again, about 30 minutes ago, a random level 23 came to me,
Player ''hey do you sell this banner''
Me ''it's not tradeable my friend''
Player ''prove it''
Me ''hum, well, I can't since it's not tradeable?''
Player ''just pass me your account, i'll check if it's true. Ok?''
Me ''Ok. Lemme write''
Player ''Ok''
Me ''mybannerisnottradeable@Icantproveitanyways.lol''
Player ''reported''
Me ''why? Something's wrong with you mate..''
Player ''muted newbie''
Lol, I enjoyed it.
NEW ONE ADDED:
LOL! New one just now before I logged off!
Me ''buying hammerjaw egg''
Player ''offer''
Me ''you really have the egg?''
Player ''yes, I do''
Me ''fine, let's say, 3 million?''
Player ''really? that's a lot ok then''
Me ''really?''
Player ''yes''
*enters trade window*
*puts the 3 mil*
*puts wrathjaw egg*
Me ''Hammerjaw...?''
Player ''don't worry that's hammerjaw I just renamed the pet for 2 plats''
Me ''Ok I believe you...'' #sarcasm
Player ''Nevermind, sorry but 3 million is too low someone has offered me 8 million''
Me ''sure, for wrathjaw...''
Player ''it's hammerjaw noob''
Me ''Bye...''
*logges off*
NEW ONE ADDED:
I was walking in Kraag, chilling and talking with some friends, when suddenly a Warrior, level 24 came to me.
*talks to friends*
*Player arrives*
Player ''please shut up''
Me ''pardon me?''
Player ''no''
Me ''wait, what's up with you?''
Player ''just stop talking''
Me ''I just said two things buddy..''
Player ''no you keep talking to me now so shut up''
Me ''are you kidding me?''
Player ''no''
*Myst walks away*
Player ''come back now''
Me ''but you said...''
Player ''please 5000 gold''
*myst runs away*
That was funny also! I couldn't believe it. That's what you get for standing in Kraag all day!
What's yours?
Trollers be trolling :P
You on AL yet?
Lalarie
02-25-2013, 07:40 PM
Lololololol, was standing in kraag when this dude pmed me, Him is level 11, I'm 25, and other player idk... Yellow text is pms, black is regular chat
Him: Oi noob help me level
Me: You callin me noob?
Him: I'm king. Can some noob help this king level? Since I'm king of arcane legends
Him: yes I'm your king now help me level noob
Me Maybe I would have if u didn't call me noob, now plz shut up
Some other player: Buying account lvl 25-26 sorc, pm me
Him: I'm 26
Other player: Show me char first
Him: But ur noob
Him: I'm uninstall, I'm on leader board
Me: No ur not
Him: Yes I am stay here
Me: Fine
*Him never returns...*
*Me pms uninstalll and asks if its his other char*
*Uninstall says no....*
Spyce
02-25-2013, 08:35 PM
Lololololol, was standing in kraag when this dude pmed me, Him is level 11, I'm 25, and other player idk... Yellow text is pms, black is regular chat
Him: Oi noob help me level
Me: You callin me noob?
Him: I'm king. Can some noob help this king level? Since I'm king of arcane legends
Him: yes I'm your king now help me level noob
Me Maybe I would have if u didn't call me noob, now plz shut up
Some other player: Buying account lvl 25-26 sorc, pm me
Him: I'm 26
Other player: Show me char first
Him: But ur noob
Him: I'm uninstall, I'm on leader board
Me: No ur not
Him: Yes I am stay here
Me: Fine
*Him never returns...*
*Me pms uninstalll and asks if its his other char*
*Uninstall says no....*
Bad English.
inkredible
02-25-2013, 08:46 PM
OMG THATS SO PRICELESS LMFAO
specially the hammerjaw LOLOL
omg that happens to me a lot
heres one for me
Me .. chillen at travelers post
player: "SELLING HACKED ITEM all STAT +99! "
Me (in my head) wtf ??.
*trades player* out of curiousity
Player trades.
*inserts golden chest*
Player: "6k gold for hacked item"
Me: "thats golden chest.."
Player: "yeah but its hacked item. the item with the stat is inside the golden chest. I had to hide it inside the golden chest"
Me: "Oh okay.. well Open it then show me"
Player: "I Cant"
Me: "Why not?"
Player: "I have to hide it inside the golden chest to put in game, so it will work"
Me: "Okay.. well now its in the game..open it then show me"
Player:" Lol"
Me: " ..."
Player: " i cant i will get banned."
Me *walks away*
*Player trades me*
So you want it?
*Me walks away*
Player: "SELLING HACKKED ITEM ALL +99 STATS TRADE ME"
Me: " EVERYONE REPORT HIM FOR SCAMMING "
Player: "lol. NOOB"
*me leaves* goes to kraag
Player: "SELLING HACKED ITEM ALL +99 STATS TRADE ME"
Me: WTF YOURE HERE NOW TO ? *leaves*
Mastermarvel
02-25-2013, 08:52 PM
This isn't all that funny, but here's mine today.
A friend: R u guys like adult age or something?
Me: I'm not
A friend: How about you (not saying name)
.........about three minutes later.......
Me: I'll take that as a maybe...
A friend: Yeah
inkredible
02-25-2013, 08:55 PM
This isn't all that funny, but here's mine today.
A friend: R u guys like adult age or something?
Me: I'm not
A friend: How about you (not saying name)
.........about three minutes later.......
Me: I'll take that as a maybe...
A friend: Yeah
LOL SIMILAR CHAT LIKE THAT IN GUILD CHAT .. well kinda
Player: "Hey Ink How old are you?"
Me: " Old enough"
------- few minutes later
Me: "man i gotta study for calculus."
Player: " Wtf i thought youre an adult ink"
Me: " yes.. i am..."
Player: " But youre still in school?"
Me: "..university"
Player: " so how old are you really "
Me: "Forever 69"
Some player: " OMG REALLY?"
Jcyee
02-25-2013, 11:37 PM
Haha. I like the hammerjaw one xD
Darthmase
02-26-2013, 12:00 AM
I travel to Kraag and as soon as i get there 2 people are telling me to give them gold.
I tell them no.
Then they tell me to give them gold or they will report me.
?
Destructible
02-26-2013, 02:51 AM
Mine was a pm chat i had with my friend.
Talks about random stuff..
Me: Brb gotta go feed my dog.
Friend: kay.
Leaves screen on and returns a few moments later...
Checks chat box*
Friend: Dest, dest, wherefore art thou dest?
Me: back (: LOL
Hilarious bud. Lucky to have em' :)
Madstar
02-26-2013, 03:20 AM
OMG THATS SO PRICELESS LMFAO
specially the hammerjaw LOLOL
omg that happens to me a lot
heres one for me
Me .. chillen at travelers post
player: "SELLING HACKED ITEM all STAT +99! "
Me (in my head) wtf ??.
*trades player* out of curiousity
Player trades.
*inserts golden chest*
Player: "6k gold for hacked item"
Me: "thats golden chest.."
Player: "yeah but its hacked item. the item with the stat is inside the golden chest. I had to hide it inside the golden chest"
Me: "Oh okay.. well Open it then show me"
Player: "I Cant"
Me: "Why not?"
Player: "I have to hide it inside the golden chest to put in game, so it will work"
Me: "Okay.. well now its in the game..open it then show me"
Player:" Lol"
Me: " ..."
Player: " i cant i will get banned."
Me *walks away*
*Player trades me*
So you want it?
*Me walks away*
Player: "SELLING HACKKED ITEM ALL +99 STATS TRADE ME"
Me: " EVERYONE REPORT HIM FOR SCAMMING "
Player: "lol. NOOB"
*me leaves* goes to kraag
Player: "SELLING HACKED ITEM ALL +99 STATS TRADE ME"
Me: WTF YOURE HERE NOW TO ? *leaves*
Rofl!! i saw this guys too but he tried to sell 20k to me loL!!!
Lesmiserables
02-26-2013, 04:40 AM
Lol @ this !25183
Madstar
02-26-2013, 05:14 AM
Lol @ this !25183
ROFL!
Mysticaleagle
02-26-2013, 10:09 AM
LOL Lesmis!
Mysticaleagle
02-26-2013, 10:38 AM
Lmao! New one just now, made me laugh so hard.
I was just walking in Windmoore, when:
*walks around*
Player 1,2,3,4 ''HIM LETS ATTACK HIM!!''
*Myst sees 4 players running towards him*
*myst runs away pretty fast*
Me ''ME?? Why??''
*Player 1,2,3,4 spams Myst's trade and chat*
Me ''Guys, stop. I can just mute you all anyways...''
Player 1,2 ''NO WAIT SIR''
Me ''?????''
Player 1,2,3,4 (all at same time, that's what made me laugh) ''WE JUST WANNA GIVE YOU A BANANA MY FRIEND''
Lol!
Disko
02-26-2013, 11:00 AM
<3 the Player 1,2,3,4 encounter... hilarious!!!
So... did they give you a banana?
Bless
02-26-2013, 11:05 AM
Lmao! New one just now, made me laugh so hard.
I was just walking in Windmoore, when:
*walks around*
Player 1,2,3,4 ''HIM LETS ATTACK HIM!!''
*Myst sees 4 players running towards him*
*myst runs away pretty fast*
Me ''ME?? Why??''
*Player 1,2,3,4 spams Myst's trade and chat*
Me ''Guys, stop. I can just mute you all anyways...''
Player 1,2 ''NO WAIT SIR''
Me ''?????''
Player 1,2,3,4 (all at same time, that's what made me laugh) ''WE JUST WANNA GIVE YOU A BANANA MY FRIEND''
Lol! Funny :) buuuuuuttt....Is it just me or does this seem made up :o
Chili
02-26-2013, 11:11 AM
Lol this was good. Myst, what are your ig names? Would love to grind with people who have a sense of humor.
Mysticaleagle
02-26-2013, 11:13 AM
Funny :) buuuuuuttt....Is it just me or does this seem made up :o
No, it is not! I search for it, in some sort. :P
Bless
02-26-2013, 11:20 AM
Funny :) buuuuuuttt....Is it just me or does this seem made up :o
No, it is not! I search for it, in some sort. :P haha just thought it would be impossible for 4 people to say something at once. Like the humor tho!
Mysticaleagle
02-26-2013, 11:25 AM
haha just thought it would be impossible for 4 people to say something at once. Like the humor tho!
Well you know, nowadays, some people do this all day to annoy others!
Anyways, I did leave my character AFK for about 3 hours in Windmoore to get that! :P
Mysticaleagle
02-26-2013, 01:20 PM
Lemme put my toon in Windmoore or Kraag soon when I got prepare my super dinner!
itsmagic
02-26-2013, 02:07 PM
Low player: Can i have gold please?
Me: *opens trade window* and puts in 9gold...and trades
Low player: Thanks alot m8!
I lol'd and thought it was awsome he said thanks for 9gold
Me: *opens trade window again* puts in 1k gold
Low player: well lets just say he was going nuts lol
Mysticaleagle
02-26-2013, 02:09 PM
Low player: Can i have gold please?
Me: *opens trade window* and puts in 9gold...and trades
Low player: Thanks alot m8!
I lol'd and thought it was awsome he said thanks for 9gold
Me: *opens trade window again* puts in 1k gold
Low player: well lets just say he was going nuts lol
That's more cute than funny! :')
Lol. Nice one. :)
Bless
02-26-2013, 02:34 PM
Low player: Can i have gold please?
Me: *opens trade window* and puts in 9gold...and trades
Low player: Thanks alot m8!
I lol'd and thought it was awsome he said thanks for 9gold
Me: *opens trade window again* puts in 1k gold
Low player: well lets just say he was going nuts lol haha imagine ya put 10mil
itsmagic
02-26-2013, 03:48 PM
haha imagine ya put 10mil
Hmmm even i would go nuts! Hahahaha
Disko
02-26-2013, 05:36 PM
Lol this was good. Myst, what are your ig names? Would love to grind with people who have a sense of humor.
Ditto XD @Chili, add me too! --->Disko
AL play is by & large far too serious!
Kazillo
02-26-2013, 11:01 PM
*Invites player to guild*
ME: WELCOME, lvl up, socialize and play regularly! Check out the guild hall! (Guild greeting message)
PLAYER: Make me Officer
ME: Sure!
PLAYER: Cool
ME: Yeah! You want to be Master while I'm at it!
PLAYER: Make me Officer plz!
ME: Nope nope nope! You need to earn that with trust, experience!
PLAYER: This guild is retarded
ME: Says the guy that joins just to be officer!
PLAYER: Noob, I'm reporting you!
ME: Cool story bro
*KICKED FROM GUILD*
Fun times being a Guild Master :)
vholt
02-27-2013, 12:59 AM
*Invites player to guild*
ME: WELCOME, lvl up, socialize and play regularly! Check out the guild hall! (Guild greeting message)
PLAYER: Make me Officer
ME: Sure!
PLAYER: Cool
ME: Yeah! You want to be Master while I'm at it!
PLAYER: Make me Officer plz!
ME: Nope nope nope! You need to earn that with trust, experience!
PLAYER: This guild is retarded
ME: Says the guy that joins just to be officer!
PLAYER: Noob, I'm reporting you!
ME: Cool story bro
*KICKED FROM GUILD*
Fun times being a Guild Master :)
Why does everyone say "Im reporting you" when they hear something they don't like? xD
Starbender
02-27-2013, 01:34 AM
Idk, but today me and a friend were trolling and this dude kept saying he would report or he had reported and said wait for the email, and to this day in still waiting for that email,.
Jessicazx
02-27-2013, 02:31 AM
This is fun.. even tho most of them are probably made up..
FEED ME MOAR!!
Mysticaleagle
02-27-2013, 04:19 AM
This is fun.. even tho most of them are probably made up..
FEED ME MOAR!!
0% of mines are made up.
@Kazillo, lovely one!
Ruejade
02-27-2013, 07:11 AM
"Selling blue Colton...."
Classic scam when Colton was expensive..
Mysticaleagle
02-27-2013, 11:32 AM
"Selling blue Colton...."
Classic scam when Colton was expensive..
Lol, really? O.O
MightyMicah
02-27-2013, 01:20 PM
Well I suppose I should share this-
I walked into the area where the market is (forgot what the towne is called) and everyone was blocking the guy so I couldn't click on him. I'm used to PL, so I thought there was no way to click on him without literally doing just that. I didn't realize I could press the action button at the bottom right....
So I just yell out, "Aaahhh! Everybody is blocking the market!!! Please move!"
It was only after the fact that I realized I could use the action button.
Yeah......... (=
Mysticaleagle
02-27-2013, 03:10 PM
Stay alive!
@Mighty, nice! :)
Chili
02-27-2013, 03:13 PM
Well I suppose I should share this-
I walked into the area where the market is (forgot what the towne is called) and everyone was blocking the guy so I couldn't click on him. I'm used to PL, so I thought there was no way to click on him without literally doing just that. I didn't realize I could press the action button at the bottom right....
So I just yell out, "Aaahhh! Everybody is blocking the market!!! Please move!"
It was only after the fact that I realized I could use the action button.
Yeah......... (=
I did the same only with shaz Lol ... Don't worry you are not alone:)
I love this thread more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who loves his taffy.
http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y480/Vohcab/d63e1295817e2502a70116d305fbbf55_zps595b702f.jpg
Domineer
02-27-2013, 04:16 PM
Just discovered this thread....LOL...thank you all for sharing!
Mysticaleagle
02-27-2013, 04:18 PM
I love this thread more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who loves his taffy.
http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y480/Vohcab/d63e1295817e2502a70116d305fbbf55_zps595b702f.jpg
ROFL! xD
Spyce
02-27-2013, 07:07 PM
Well I suppose I should share this-
I walked into the area where the market is (forgot what the towne is called) and everyone was blocking the guy so I couldn't click on him. I'm used to PL, so I thought there was no way to click on him without literally doing just that. I didn't realize I could press the action button at the bottom right....
So I just yell out, "Aaahhh! Everybody is blocking the market!!! Please move!"
It was only after the fact that I realized I could use the action button.
Yeah......... (=
yolo..
ucaflaeba
02-28-2013, 04:20 AM
One day I was in kraag and got bored, im firing cannons with timed shield(mage), so I won't die. And then I typed to public chat:
"Wow I got killed 10 times by firing cannons and I got 20k gold"
And then people start coming to fire the cannons and start dying..LoL..
Mysticaleagle
02-28-2013, 05:39 AM
Lol! Got some more coming today maybe!
Mysticaleagle
02-28-2013, 01:35 PM
Revive!
Mysticaleagle
03-01-2013, 03:52 AM
Couldn't find any these days.
Folks. Come on. Bring moar!
Kraoracha
03-01-2013, 05:28 AM
Cool thread this, really funny.
Kazillo
03-01-2013, 01:52 PM
Oh, I can't believe about this one! This is how I met my ex-guild officer. (Never see him online) Lets call him AJ...
*at travellers outpost*
AJ: Come fight naked with us men!
OTHER PLAYERS: Lol
ME: *walks over to Klaas to find 3 "naked" warriors punching each other*
AJ: Join us and know what glory is!
ME: *un-equip everything*
ME: *Joins in punching everything in sight*
AJ: All players over here for a surprise!
ME: THERE IS ONE!
*we all surround, follow and punch the player till they log off
Mysticaleagle
03-01-2013, 02:44 PM
Oh, I can't believe about this one! This is how I met my ex-guild officer. (Never see him online) Lets call him AJ...
*at travellers outpost*
AJ: Come fight naked with us men!
OTHER PLAYERS: Lol
ME: *walks over to Klaas to find 3 "naked" warriors punching each other*
AJ: Join us and know what glory is!
ME: *un-equip everything*
ME: *Joins in punching everything in sight*
AJ: All players over here for a surprise!
ME: THERE IS ONE!
*we all surround, follow and punch the player till they log off
Lol xD
inkredible
03-01-2013, 02:59 PM
Lmao! New one just now, made me laugh so hard.
I was just walking in Windmoore, when:
*walks around*
Player 1,2,3,4 ''HIM LETS ATTACK HIM!!''
*Myst sees 4 players running towards him*
*myst runs away pretty fast*
Me ''ME?? Why??''
*Player 1,2,3,4 spams Myst's trade and chat*
Me ''Guys, stop. I can just mute you all anyways...''
Player 1,2 ''NO WAIT SIR''
Me ''?????''
Player 1,2,3,4 (all at same time, that's what made me laugh) ''WE JUST WANNA GIVE YOU A BANANA MY FRIEND''
Lol!
this is hilarious
Mysticaleagle
03-02-2013, 05:46 AM
this is hilarious
Yeah, I find it too!
Lalarie
03-02-2013, 10:51 AM
Player: Selling alp lvl 25
Me: How much?
Player: 230k
Me: O deal
*enters trade*
*he puts alp in trade window*
*I check out stats and notice its lvl 21...*
Me: Thats lvl 21 not 25
Player: There is a glitch lvl 25 shows as 21
Me: Scammer
*I exit trade window*
Mysticaleagle
03-02-2013, 11:04 AM
Player: Selling alp lvl 25
Me: How much?
Player: 230k
Me: O deal
*enters trade*
*he puts alp in trade window*
*I check out stats and notice its lvl 21...*
Me: Thats lvl 21 not 25
Player: There is a glitch lvl 25 shows as 21
Me: Scammer
*I exit trade window*
25430
Lalarie
03-02-2013, 12:51 PM
25430
LOL nice one!
floats
03-02-2013, 01:22 PM
25430
LOL, laughed on this one, real hard, I mean really........PEE on pants
Chili
03-02-2013, 01:51 PM
Today:
Player: Recruiting for hardcore pvp based guild. Do you want to join?
Me: (look at player's stats to confirm "hardcore") But your kdr is negative... hardcore?
Player: What is kdr?
lolololol
Mysticaleagle
03-02-2013, 01:55 PM
Today:
Player: Recruiting for hardcore pvp based guild. Do you want to join?
Me: (look at player's stats to confirm "hardcore") But your kdr is negative... hardcore?
Player: What is kdr?
lolololol
Hahahah!
wowdah
03-02-2013, 09:20 PM
Aww
Kazillo
03-02-2013, 09:47 PM
*@ Paradise Pier*
BEGGAR: Can I plz have some gold
ME: *totally ignoring BEGGER*
*2 minutes later*
BEGGAR: (public chat) I have so much platinum and Vanity sets!!!
SOME GUY: Gratz, u wasted platinum...
ME: If you have so much platinum why don't u buy your own gold instead of begging me for it.
MOST OF THE PLAYERS: OHHHHHHHHHHH SNAP SON!
Kazillo
03-02-2013, 09:51 PM
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wowdah
03-03-2013, 07:32 PM
Lolol
Mezmeractus
03-03-2013, 09:17 PM
Lesmiserables: Hello
Me: Get out.
Lesmiserables: okay :(
You sick sick man
inkredible
03-06-2013, 12:28 PM
now this is hilarious
25674
inkredible
03-06-2013, 12:49 PM
25675
Chili
03-06-2013, 03:15 PM
Lol yes I know who it is...^ He is a funny dude.
Yesterday in guild chat:
Player: please don't patronize. It is rude.
Playerfromabovepost: what does patronize mean?
Me: it means to sell your body.
Playerfromabovepost: oh, I want to patron my body.
Love my guild <3
hotpimp
03-06-2013, 08:11 PM
Random player: hey wona buy a hammerjaw for 10k?
Me: Yes!!!
*quickly trades*
*player inputs hammerjaw*
*i put in 10k*
*player and i accept trade*
*you have recived hammerjaw*
*i wake up*
lovestriker
03-07-2013, 02:52 AM
random player: Hey wona buy a hammerjaw for 10k?
Me: Yes!!!
*quickly trades*
*player inputs hammerjaw*
*i put in 10k*
*player and i accept trade*
*you have recived hammerjaw*
*i wake up*
no shiz?
wlsgh15
03-07-2013, 09:30 AM
that was awesome I laughed too much lololololololol
Alhuntrazeck
03-25-2013, 05:22 AM
Here's one that's not so funny...got it in pvp as a twink...
I'm Alhuntyoudown and the other player is...say XYZ
*Enter and starts slaughtering*
XYZ: YOLO
*i kill him*
XYZ: YOLO
*Someone else kills him*
XYZ: YOLO YOLO YOLO
*I kill him again*
XYZ: YOLO (guys pls don't kill me) YOLO
*Someone else kills him*
Me: pls shut up
XYZ: YOLO
Me: *facepalm*
XYZ: YOLO
*match finishes. out in windmoore:*
XYZ: YOLO
XYZ: YOLO
Random guy 1: shaddup dude
Random guy 2: ignored ya. don't clog up my chat.
Me: lol
XYZ: YOLO YOLO YOLO YOLO YOLO
Alhuntrazeck
03-25-2013, 05:27 AM
Love this thread btw <3! keep it active!!
Next one: again, not so funny
the other guy is ABC. I'm Alhuntrazeck.
ABC: Selling Malison
Me: How much?
ABC: 600K
Me: ouch. make it cheaper dude?
ABC: no
Me: you won't get any buyers...
ABC: it's a special Malison with all 9999999 stats
Me: <sarcastic> cool.
ABC: It is. now u buying or not?
ABC: it's also a BLUE malison when you open! it's a hacked one hidden in an egg! buy now and earn it urself! Along with it you get 1000000g!
Me: y didn't u say that bfore?
ABC: I only say to buyers noob
Me: ...
Me: Hey, btw, if it gives u so much gold, y do u need money from me?
ABC: shut up noob. *teleports somewhere else*.
Busterbiebe
03-28-2013, 10:15 PM
Lol i met this one lvl 17 in travelers outpost here's our conv:
Him: Hav I seen u before?
Me: not that I know of...
Him: u know my brother played as u before he's a hacker. He steals my phone
Me: u can't hack this game...
Him: my brother can
Me: ok...?
I meet him a day later
Him: I'm sorry about my brother
Me: wat do u mean
Him: he was the guy talking to u before
Me: how do u know about that conv if u weren't the one talking
Him: I was playing in kraag on my device
Me: it was in pm and I thought he steals ur device
Him: wats pm?
Mysticaleagle
03-29-2013, 06:23 AM
Lol i met this one lvl 17 in travelers outpost here's our conv:
Him: Hav I seen u before?
Me: not that I know of...
Him: u know my brother played as u before he's a hacker. He steals my phone
Me: u can't hack this game...
Him: my brother can
Me: ok...?
I meet him a day later
Him: I'm sorry about my brother
Me: wat do u mean
Him: he was the guy talking to u before
Me: how do u know about that conv if u weren't the one talking
Him: I was playing in kraag on my device
Me: it was in pm and I thought he steals ur device
Him: wats pm?
Lmao!
Busterbiebe
04-02-2013, 02:30 PM
Here's one kinda like lalarie's in pl lol:
Him: Me better than all of you animals raar
Me: u sure about that?
(Only lvl 14)
Him: silence!
Me: ok, lvl 14 master of me...
Him: plz help me go up the picture):
Me: well the king told me to b silent so I can't help u...
Him: ur mean
Me: fine ill help u
Him: wanna know a secret?
Me: sure?
Him: daddy doesn't let me play this
Mysticaleagle
04-02-2013, 02:32 PM
Here's one kinda like lalarie's in pl lol:
Him: Me better than all of you animals raar
Me: u sure about that?
(Only lvl 14)
Him: silence!
Me: ok, lvl 14 master of me...
Him: plz help me go up the picture):
Me: well the king told me to b silent so I can't help u...
Him: ur mean
Me: fine ill help u
Him: wanna know a secret?
Me: sure?
Him: daddy doesn't let me play this
Lol o.O
Busterbiebe
04-02-2013, 02:35 PM
Ps up the picture means go through the maps lol
TheStoic
04-02-2013, 08:27 PM
While in pvp arena, I'm fighting with a fellow mage.
Victim mage: Don't kill me guys, I'm just resting.
I passed by his way and unloaded my arsenal of awesome skills. (Lol, I exaggerated), then I killed him.
Me: Sorry man, I didn't notice your message.
Me: I thought you were DANGEROUS, you are carrying a GUN.
END
Here's one kinda like lalarie's in pl lol:
Him: Me better than all of you animals raar
Me: u sure about that?
(Only lvl 14)
Him: silence!
Me: ok, lvl 14 master of me...
Him: plz help me go up the picture):
Me: well the king told me to b silent so I can't help u...
Him: ur mean
Me: fine ill help u
Him: wanna know a secret?
Me: sure?
Him: daddy doesn't let me play this
haha
Darko
04-03-2013, 12:21 AM
ABC : Your such a noob I can Kill you
Me : Who are you talking to ?
ABC : You , Darkko
Me : Okay....
ABC: Lets PVP, Ill destroy you
Me : ummm ok?? Your level 15 bro.. im level 26
me : and you have flounder as your pet
ABC: your weak, look at my stats, im awesome at pvp.
**i look hes 15-78** **I than take off all armore and mythic am naked
ME: I have more damage, more dps, more armor, naked, than you fully geared
Me: still think you can win?
ABC: not with this one stupid! with my alt... hold on BRB
***I wait******get a PM not in same room***
ABC: alright here is my alt, lets go pvp now, ill destroy you
ME : okay make a room
ABC: okay its up
ME : I cant join, it says its too low of a level, what level is your alt?
ABC: 19
ME:.........
Temarichan
04-03-2013, 03:11 AM
These are hilarious....Lolz...thanks for the post!
Chat with a new recruit (He was level 13) In the guild hall with our GM
New guy: Can I have some gold?
Me: no begging please
Guy: Plz? Just a few?
GM: No begging please in the guild
Guy: Can I have gold?
Me: you can get kicked and banned for begging
Guy: Go ahead, kick me then.
Me: Alright! You asked for it.
Guy: (in guild chat) ****! *****! *****! *****!
*guy got kicked*
Me + GM: okay you got yourself a ban ticket!
Bluepinixy
04-03-2013, 10:28 AM
umm, uh..........
.-. ... uh...
27260
Its more of 'dafuq' and random than funny though xD
He was talking about this Slag that this guy had..
27261
I lol'd at "Dont hate"
xD
Mysticaleagle
04-03-2013, 10:30 AM
umm, uh..........
.-. ... uh...
27260
Its more of 'dafuq' and random than funny though xD
He was talking about this Slag that this guy had..
STS Watch out! We got some animal.. lovers... IN THE GAME!
Bluepinixy
04-03-2013, 11:19 AM
Today:
Guildy: SPOOOOOOON!!!!
Me: Oh! Can I be the big sooon? :D
Guildy: OF BOO BERRIES!
(I assume that means blueberries)
Me: Oh... .-. Awkward...
LwMark
04-03-2013, 11:33 AM
umm, uh..........
.-. ... uh...
27260
Its more of 'dafuq' and random than funny though xD
He was talking about this Slag that this guy had..
27261
I lol'd at "Dont hate"
xD
Lol
Puntus
04-03-2013, 08:36 PM
When the STS put the dragon jewels in map directly:
Random: how to go dragons jewels?
Me: with boat
Random: where is the boat?
Me: At the end of Gold Mine Elite
Random: Thanks
Me: Good luck
(PD: I knew him and was a stupid with me , my revenge :) )
someone used to insist me on buying some items for her/him everytime i log in.
rivet
04-07-2013, 12:10 AM
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27569
And then he left! Lol!
Alhuntrazeck
04-07-2013, 02:06 AM
lol...you guyz have such interresting lives!
Greencrow
04-07-2013, 02:09 AM
Hahaha funny thread.. they should sticky this :D
DocDoBig
04-07-2013, 02:56 AM
27568
27569
And then he left! Lol!
Lol @Vaozev :Selling my good fresh morning pee ;)
Alhuntrazeck
04-07-2013, 05:51 AM
Hahaha funny thread.. they should sticky this :D
they should, eh? i got another not-so-funny one:
ABC: wanna double ur gold?
XYZ: yes plz
ABC: ok give it to me.
*silence for a second or two*
XYZ: ok double it n give back plz
ABC: hahahahahh!!!!!!! no way!
XYZ: plz! i give you 1000 if u give me back!
ABC: troller!
XYZ: no!!!!!!! my moneeyyyyyyy!!!!!
Cremated
04-07-2013, 07:21 AM
Player: Nice body can i have your clothes?
Me: No creep.
Mysticaleagle
04-07-2013, 07:28 AM
Earlier today, made me die laughing.
Joined a random game in Kraag Tombs 4, I was lonely with that level 25 Warrior.
Player: Hello there.
Me: Hi.
Player: My name is Joshua, nice to meet you.
Me: Hum, okey..
Player: Let's proceed to the interview before starting.
Me: WTF?
Player: Sir, mind your language.
*Myst leaves the game*
*Player PMs Myst*
Player: Come back right now.
Me: Mate, what's up with you?
Player: I'm working, don't you? No life.
Me: ...
Done. It was a longer conversation but it was really funny.
Cremated
04-07-2013, 07:30 AM
Haha omg made me chuckle
Mysticaleagle
04-07-2013, 07:36 AM
New one going on right now! LIVE. I'll add each sentences of the conversation since i'm talking right now to the random player.
Player: Are you kidding me?
Me: What?
Player: You're a hacker.
Me: Why?
Player: That many kills with not a single death? I'm not stupid.
Me: Mate, no hacking there. Can't hack this game.
Player: Yes you can, my brother hacked platinums. And you hacked your stats.
Me: Then why don't you just go ahead and report me?
Player: I just did, hacker. People like you ruin the game.
Me: Just because I have no death you accuse me of hacking? I've trained for this. Don't act stupid, you can ask anyone. You simply can't hack.
Player: Well you will get banned anyways now i'm ignoring you. I hate people like you.
Me: Have a nice day mate, you made me post a new conversation in my thread!
Player: What?
Me: Oh, I thought you ignored me? Anyways I am ignoring you. Have fun hunting hackers!
End.
Cremated
04-07-2013, 07:37 AM
Ahahaha. Im not gonna tell anymore since ive already been banned cause there are kids here. The rest of mine are not appropriate.
Lalarie
04-07-2013, 04:55 PM
Just joined in some kraag...
Player 1: Sandwiches
Player 2: Tacos
Me: Burritos
Player 3: Bananas
Player 4: Ice Cream
Player 5: Oranges
Me: Potatoes
Player 1: I'm hungry now...
Some dude: I'm reporting you guys cus you spammed
Me: Partypooper
Some dude: Reported
....
Mysticaleagle
04-07-2013, 05:58 PM
Just joined in some kraag...
Player 1: Sandwiches
Player 2: Tacos
Me: Burritos
Player 3: Bananas
Player 4: Ice Cream
Player 5: Oranges
Me: Potatoes
Player 1: I'm hungry now...
Some dude: I'm reporting you guys cus you spammed
Me: Partypooper
Some dude: Reported
....
I literally laughed my butt off!
xcainnblecterx
04-07-2013, 10:45 PM
they should, eh? i got another not-so-funny one:
ABC: wanna double ur gold?
XYZ: yes plz
ABC: ok give it to me.
*silence for a second or two*
XYZ: ok double it n give back plz
ABC: hahahahahh!!!!!!! no way!
XYZ: plz! i give you 1000 if u give me back!
ABC: troller!
XYZ: no!!!!!!! my moneeyyyyyyy!!!!!
Someone had asked me this the other day, said sure. Gave him 2k he gave me 4k(probably thinking id give him more) then left. extra 2k for me
vholt
04-07-2013, 11:54 PM
New one going on right now! LIVE. I'll add each sentences of the conversation since i'm talking right now to the random player.
Player: Are you kidding me?
Me: What?
Player: You're a hacker.
Me: Why?
Player: That many kills with not a single death? I'm not stupid.
Me: Mate, no hacking there. Can't hack this game.
Player: Yes you can, my brother hacked platinums. And you hacked your stats.
Me: Then why don't you just go ahead and report me?
Player: I just did, hacker. People like you ruin the game.
Me: Just because I have no death you accuse me of hacking? I've trained for this. Don't act stupid, you can ask anyone. You simply can't hack.
Player: Well you will get banned anyways now i'm ignoring you. I hate people like you.
Me: Have a nice day mate, you made me post a new conversation in my thread!
Player: What?
Me: Oh, I thought you ignored me? Anyways I am ignoring you. Have fun hunting hackers!
End.
Should've asked how his brother "hacked" platinums.
xcainnblecterx
04-08-2013, 12:45 AM
Should've asked how his brother "hacked" platinums.
should've asked if he reported his brother lol
lovestriker
04-08-2013, 01:07 AM
should've asked if he reported his brother lol
this lol
Mysticaleagle
04-08-2013, 03:02 AM
Should've asked how his brother "hacked" platinums.
Why? He was lying.
Kazillo
04-09-2013, 05:39 PM
No joke this lvl 6 noob came up to me and asked if he could borrow 5million! Obviously he hadn't been introduced to the AL economy yet. He said the 5million gold was for a cool helm he saw in the auction. I said "yeah sure have 5mil it's not much..."
Then I teleported to Paradise Pier.
Bluepinixy
04-12-2013, 04:24 PM
2798327984
Sort of explanation:
So for some odd reason I got the nickname 'Pinis' and we were just talking..
Extreme
04-12-2013, 07:56 PM
Ty for the lol :P
Greencrow
04-12-2013, 08:03 PM
2798327984
Sort of explanation:
So for some odd reason I got the nickname 'Pinis' and we were just talking..
WIN! :)
Sent from my GT-P7500 using Tapatalk HD
Trande
04-12-2013, 10:10 PM
Today in Paradise Pier was checking Prices in auction + Talking with friend...
Then some random guy invites me to party.
I press No,
He invites again,
I press no again, after that he invited like 6 more times.
Then i got angry lol and asked him..
Me: Dafuq? why are you inviting me to party all the time ?
Guy: Cuz, I LOVE you ?
Me: What, lol.. nvm
Guy:It's double exp today right ?
Me: Yeap, it is.
Guy: Nice, ive got 5k to go. :)
Me: That's good. :) You can get it fast. Good Luck with it.
Me: That's why you was inviting me to party, right ?
Guy: Yes, thats why and as i said i love you.
Me: Lol, okay but sorry i can't help you atm, im kinda busy now. Maybe later. :)
Guy: Hottie, please. I will make you bj..
Me: Hottie? Man, r you okay ? and i said, sorry but no.
Guy: Ohh Then Fak You Stupid Chicken, i hate u noooooob.
Me: Am, well I'm a Tiger lol , but anyway have a nice day...
Guy: Fak you COW.
*Mutted*
Kinda made me laugh, haha ^^
Trande
04-12-2013, 11:22 PM
Hahaha, Just got a Fresh one 10min. ago ^^
I Went to Kraag, to buy some potions in Guild Haal.
Then one guy Pmed in Public Chat - "Selling Malison, Pm Offer."
Me: Hi, 30k ? ^^
Guy: Okay, come to auction.
Me:(in mind) lol, i hope he is serious :D
*Opens Trade*
I put in 30k.
Guy puts in Blight.
Me: I tought you Said Malison?
Guy: Yes, it is Malison i just upgraded it for 100plat.
Me: Oh, cool, where did you upgraded it ?
Guy: I am a Vip Player, i have a place where i can upgrade items.
Me: Cool, how can you get Vip Player status?
Guy: Sorry, it's a secret, only i know where you can get it.
Me: Oh, sad, okay bye. Vip player.
Guy:Adios.
And Again : Selling Malison, Pm me offer.
haha, lol i didnt know that we have Vip players here .. :D
Mysticaleagle
04-14-2013, 05:35 AM
Made me giggle.
wowdah
04-14-2013, 03:12 PM
Please sticky this.. I need at least 5 of these lols a day
Mysticaleagle
04-14-2013, 03:18 PM
Please sticky this.. I need at least 5 of these lols a day
I asked, they said NOPE. :(
Lalarie
04-14-2013, 03:35 PM
Actually, this would be a good thin to sticky, anyway, was standing in guild castle and...
(This went through in PM)
Player: I need 2k
Me: I need 2k too!
(After a couple minutes same player pms me again...)
Player: I need 2k
Me: I need 2k too!
*Player invites to trade*
*Me opens*
*Player puts in 2k*
Me: -_-
Alhuntrazeck
04-15-2013, 03:13 AM
nice, free 2k lol.
Cremated
04-15-2013, 11:03 AM
Today in Paradise Pier was checking Prices in auction + Talking with friend...
Then some random guy invites me to party.
I press No,
He invites again,
I press no again, after that he invited like 6 more times.
Then i got angry lol and asked him..
Me: Dafuq? why are you inviting me to party all the time ?
Guy: Cuz, I LOVE you ?
Me: What, lol.. nvm
Guy:It's double exp today right ?
Me: Yeap, it is.
Guy: Nice, ive got 5k to go. :)
Me: That's good. :) You can get it fast. Good Luck with it.
Me: That's why you was inviting me to party, right ?
Guy: Yes, thats why and as i said i love you.
Me: Lol, okay but sorry i can't help you atm, im kinda busy now. Maybe later. :)
Guy: Hottie, please. I will make you bj..
Me: Hottie? Man, r you okay ? and i said, sorry but no.
Guy: Ohh Then Fak You Stupid Chicken, i hate u noooooob.
Me: Am, well I'm a Tiger lol , but anyway have a nice day...
Guy: Fak you COW.
*Mutted*
Kinda made me laugh, haha ^^
Never answer a question with a question.
Cremated
04-15-2013, 11:06 AM
Made me giggle.
Aha
28213
eugene9707
04-15-2013, 02:07 PM
does this count ? :P
28248
DocDoBig
04-15-2013, 02:25 PM
does this count ? :P
28248
Lmao , the best is when SYSTEM starts chatting ;) happened to me in PL once.
Btw , like ur sig
eugene9707
04-15-2013, 02:30 PM
thx :)
Cremated
04-15-2013, 02:31 PM
Took words out my mouth
@his sig
Alhuntrazeck
04-17-2013, 08:31 AM
another one:
me: (seeing his guild name) you from turkey?
1: I'm a turkey!
me: really?
1: yes
me: wow...i didn't know turkeys play this game! o_O
1: they play. i have many friends on it who are turkeys.
me: wow rly...wat is the world coming to?!
1: i don't understand.
me: ur dad must be rich to get this game for u
1: no this game is free...
lol'd at this! maybe a little cruel, but hey...i gotta get my laughs!
and this thread is dying. revive!!!!!
another one:
me: (seeing his guild name) you from turkey?
1: I'm a turkey!
me: really?
1: yes
me: wow...i didn't know turkeys play this game! o_O
1: they play. i have many friends on it who are turkeys.
me: wow rly...wat is the world coming to?!
1: i don't understand.
me: ur dad must be rich to get this game for u
1: no this game is free...
lol'd at this! maybe a little cruel, but hey...i gotta get my laughs!
and this thread is dying. revive!!!!!
awww probably his english is not so good or he is a little bit confused :) ( support from me to this Turkish ( probably) friend ! ;) )
Mysticaleagle
04-17-2013, 09:07 AM
Today:
Random player came to me in Kraag.
Player: Hi.
Me: Hi.
Player: Nice butt.
Me: Thank you.
Player: Sorry I just touched it, did you like it?
Me: No, not really.
Player: Had fun for a minute touching you. I liked it.
Me: Can't believe you liked touching a guy.
Player: What? You must be gay to play as a female character then.
Me: Look who's talkin'.
And then I just left, he was simply boring and dumb.
Today:
Random player came to me in Kraag.
Player: Hi.
Me: Hi.
Player: Nice butt.
Me: Thank you.
Player: Sorry I just touched it, did you like it?
Me: No, not really.
Player: Had fun for a minute touching you. I liked it.
Me: Can't believe you liked touching a guy.
Player: What? You must be gay to play as a female character then.
Me: Look who's talkin'.
And then I just left, he was simply boring and dumb.
lol . its really weird, yet funny that these kind of things always happen to guys, not to girls playin as a rougue .
Cremated
04-17-2013, 10:33 AM
I remember this one happening before Bryce left :(
Player1: Bryce ive been chatting to you for ages and you not replyiinnnn :(
Player2: Yes Bryce i tried talking to you the other day you never move
Player3: *Talks in some strange language that i have no idea*
Player1: *Talks in the strange language 2*
Me: He's a NPC
Player1: So?
All players: * Random language for a few minutes and leave *
lol . its really weird, yet funny that these kind of things always happen to guys, not to girls playin as a rougue .
The girls just go: "Ewwww creep!" *ignore*
The girls just go: "Ewwww creep!" *ignore*
no one have ever told me anything bad at first place....
Mysticaleagle
04-17-2013, 11:11 AM
no one have ever told me anything bad at first place....
Simply because you ain't attractive. :banana:
I remember this one happening before Bryce left :(
Player1: Bryce ive been chatting to you for ages and you not replyiinnnn :(
Player2: Yes Bryce i tried talking to you the other day you never move
Player3: *Talks in some strange language that i have no idea*
Player1: *Talks in the strange language 2*
Me: He's a NPC
Player1: So?
All players: * Random language for a few minutes and leave *
hahaha they all talked about you !
Simply because you ain't attractive. :banana:
so when you are attractive you deserve to hear those cr*ps?
kkk
Mysticaleagle
04-17-2013, 11:13 AM
so when you are attractive you deserve to hear those cr*ps?
kkk
Yeah! You literally feel special once you get em!
Yeah! You literally feel special once you get em!
hmmm interesting.
Erdnase
04-17-2013, 09:57 PM
Earlier today in kraag random guy pms me...
Random guy: Bunnies hopping everywhere
Me: Yeh ikr
Random guy: Hey u mind if i take a dump next to u?
*I look around for the guy*
Me: Umm yes... Where r u anyway dude?
Random guy: My dump smelled so i ran away.
Me: U mean u just dumped ur load next to me and walked away?
Random guy: Yeah, its the IBS, cant help it.
Me: Dont make me report u for leaving ur junk in the streets, come clean it up.
Random guy: Noo! Dont report me. Just let me wipe my butt first.
Me: .....fair enough
I never saw the guy, or from him again either. So idk. Just take mind where u step the next time ur in kraag. :indecisiveness:
Glasveena
04-17-2013, 10:16 PM
Me, a rogue entered a dungeon, a warrior invited me for party. After we killed the boss:
Me: thanx for your help bro!
Warrior: Thanx to you too. *sent me friend request*
Me: *accepting friend request*
Warrior: are you a girl?
Warrior: are u a girl or not?
Me: no..
Warrior: *delete me from his friend list* *go to other place*
Me: ....
A few days later..
Random player: Hi!
Me: hi!
Random player: I want to be your friend :)
Me: Oo, okay..
Random player: Are u a girl player or not?
Me: no, I’m not..
Random player: nevermind then
why??? -.-“
[I am new to forum, and i like this thread] :)
lovestriker
04-17-2013, 11:00 PM
Me, a rogue entered a dungeon, a warrior invited me for party. After we killed the boss:
Me: thanx for your help bro!
Warrior: Thanx to you too. *sent me friend request*
Me: *accepting friend request*
Warrior: are you a girl?
Warrior: are u a girl or not?
Me: no..
Warrior: *delete me from his friend list* *go to other place*
Me: ....
A few days later..
Random player: Hi!
Me: hi!
Random player: I want to be your friend :)
Me: Oo, okay..
Random player: Are u a girl player or not?
Me: no, I’m not..
Random player: nevermind then
why??? -.-“
[I am new to forum, and i like this thread] :)
Hahaha, I know that feeling. well kinda. Random people used to send me "I love you" and/or "are you single or not?" messages. They stop once I tell them I'm a guy. lol.
Bluepinixy
04-19-2013, 03:29 PM
Ahaha everytime someone asks me about my gender I tell them ima smurf
Glasveena
04-19-2013, 04:41 PM
Ahaha everytime someone asks me about my gender I tell them ima smurf
Nice, I shall do that too, but maybe not smurf :)
Deadroth
04-20-2013, 05:52 AM
Lmao! New one just now, made me laugh so hard.
I was just walking in Windmoore, when:
*walks around*
Player 1,2,3,4 ''HIM LETS ATTACK HIM!!''
*Myst sees 4 players running towards him*
*myst runs away pretty fast*
Me ''ME?? Why??''
*Player 1,2,3,4 spams Myst's trade and chat*
Me ''Guys, stop. I can just mute you all anyways...''
Player 1,2 ''NO WAIT SIR''
Me ''?????''
Player 1,2,3,4 (all at same time, that's what made me laugh) ''WE JUST WANNA GIVE YOU A BANANA MY FRIEND''
Lol!
What's yours?
Um lol :D swains :D
I had clever converse:
P: Hey could you be my girlfriend
M: emmm.. yyy
P: Thats great i knew u like me
M: *evilsmileeeeeeee*
P: Whats ur name?
M: my name is John
P: ewww u r a boy
M: *evilsmileeeeeeee*
P: oh u have been reported!
M: Lol? Yes... apart of the altruistic questions of metaphisical pietism in your performance and taking for attention all of the aspects of that topic I adequately and with all my firmness can attempt the statement that perception of mine mentality does not obligate me to conversation with you because you do not even stand in the vestibule of mine intellectual and moral needs
P: ahh kk i knew warrior isn't a good class for me
LMAOOOOOO
P - player
M - me
Cremated
04-20-2013, 06:40 AM
Your orange writing confuses me when i read long parts of your text.
Alhuntrazeck
04-20-2013, 07:09 AM
hehe yep. crem, ur unbanned now?
hehe yep. crem, ur unbanned now?
Dont make him talk about other subjects.. he may get banned again.
katish
04-20-2013, 02:23 PM
So this is not a chat per say but was really funny.. I should've taken a picture!
My mage self and a rogue friend were doing a quick explore of Nordrd just as it opened up, and at the Alpha wolf...
Round 1
rogue - charge aimed shot hit space space space
mage - charge clock fireball ice space space space
boss' health goes down a bit
<mage> hey this is going really well for just us!
rogue - charge aimed shot hit space space space
RIP
mage - charge clock
RIP
Round 2
<mage> wth just happened? i wasn't even near the guy!
<rogue> yeah dk wasn't really paying attention
repeat spets from round 1
RIP
RIP
Round 3
rogue - charge aimed shot hit space space space
mage - charge clock fireball ice space space space
boss' health goes down a bit
rogue - charge aimed shot hit space space space
mage - charge clock
*mage squint thru the damage spam*
<mage> ohh he has a reflecting shield
<mage> stop attacking when shield is up
*mage runs to the other side of the map*
<mage> I SAID STOP ATTACKING WHEN SHIELD IS UP it reflects on the whole party!
*mage now panicking cuz rogue wont listen!*
*pot spam pot spam*
<rogue> I am not doing anything!
<mage> oh it's me DoT of clock is reflecting back
RIP
It was fun :)
xcainnblecterx
04-20-2013, 02:26 PM
So this is not a chat per say but was really funny.. I should've taken a picture!
My mage self and a rogue friend were doing a quick explore of Nordrd just as it opened up, and at the Alpha wolf...
Round 1
rogue - charge aimed shot hit space space space
mage - charge clock fireball ice space space space
boss' health goes down a bit
<mage> hey this is going really well for just us!
rogue - charge aimed shot hit space space space
RIP
mage - charge clock
RIP
Round 2
<mage> wth just happened? i wasn't even near the guy!
<rogue> yeah dk wasn't really paying attention
repeat spets from round 1
RIP
RIP
Round 3
rogue - charge aimed shot hit space space space
mage - charge clock fireball ice space space space
boss' health goes down a bit
rogue - charge aimed shot hit space space space
mage - charge clock
*mage squint thru the damage spam*
<mage> ohh he has a reflecting shield
<mage> stop attacking when shield is up
*mage runs to the other side of the map*
<mage> I SAID STOP ATTACKING WHEN SHIELD IS UP it reflects on the whole party!
*mage now panicking cuz rogue wont listen!*
*pot spam pot spam*
<rogue> I am not doing anything!
<mage> oh it's me DoT of clock is reflecting back
RIP
It was fun :)
Yea starting feel like time needs to be switched out now-.- maybe the next 5 skills ill just put in ice and keep time
katish
04-20-2013, 10:12 PM
This one happened today at Kraag..
person1 - who can give all
person2 - i give it everyday
person1 - i wan hell
person1 - me
person1 - who giving fck
me - he said he's giving hell not fck!
DocDoBig
04-21-2013, 02:59 AM
Hope Myst isn't banned forever. :(
katish
04-21-2013, 12:36 PM
This one was on guild chat today:
meecah - i love how cats sleep
sorsy - you mean on your keyboard?
falmear - no i live here now in wt4
me - that didn't make any sense falmear!
deserted - lol
falmear - do i have to?
you earned yourself chat of the day :)
Bluepinixy
04-21-2013, 02:56 PM
wut28708
Alhuntrazeck
04-21-2013, 10:13 PM
Hope Myst isn't banned forever. :(
he did liven up the forums lol...
Alhuntrazeck
04-21-2013, 10:24 PM
A: buy me gun 2999
me: nope
A: here
*gives me black hole rod of force*
me: thanks but i don't want it
A: now give me gun
*opens trade*
me: nope
*i give back the rod*
A: pls
*he gives me another stupid wep*
me: i can teleport away with this
A: ok
A: give me gun
*opens trade window again*
me: byeeee
A: plsssss
*i give him back the weapon*
A: you bad person.
me: yeah im bad. bye
I log off. not so funny, but hey; if i was a mean person i could've kept both weapons and given em off to a low lvl friend of mine ;)
DocDoBig
04-23-2013, 02:57 PM
I clicked on Bad and got here ,
wait wut ?
Mysticaleagle
04-23-2013, 03:06 PM
I clicked on Bad and got here ,
wait wut ?
No! Bad is my death, Good is here! :D
ycdref
04-24-2013, 11:54 AM
Me : Where does this weapon ?
Him : It's hard to write
Me : Ok bye !
Mysticaleagle
04-24-2013, 11:56 AM
Me : Where does this weapon ?
Him : It's hard to write
Me : Ok bye !
Not funny. I'm sorry. I apologize.
Minesweeper
04-24-2013, 11:59 AM
Lol this made my day guys :))
ycdref
04-24-2013, 12:01 PM
Not funny. I'm sorry. I apologize.
Yea you are not funny, apologize you.
Mysticaleagle
04-24-2013, 12:02 PM
Yea you are not funny, apologize you.
Well thank you kind sir.
PS: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm
Deadroth
04-24-2013, 12:03 PM
LOL I'm from Poland and this Country isn't sucks... Other European countries may learn from it! Another xenofobic and sassy dialogue...
But that P L A Y E R sucks
Cremated
04-24-2013, 12:05 PM
Me : Where does this weapon ?
Him : It's hard to write
Me : Ok bye !
Made my day!
Well thank you kind sir.
PS: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm
Aha APOLOGIZE YOU! XD
Lalarie
04-24-2013, 03:45 PM
This was in PMs... was standing and kraag and a noob pm'd me..
Player: lol
Me: ??
Player: noob
Me: Yea you are
Player: you you
Me: Just shut up please, whatever immature joke you are playing isn't funny
Player: I don't speak english
Me: -.- Ignored
DocDoBig
04-24-2013, 04:03 PM
LOL I'm from Poland and this Country isn't sucks... Other European countries may learn from it! Another xenofobic and sassy dialogue...
But that P L A Y E R sucks
Dzien Dobry , you mean P(r)oland ? ;)
Spyce
04-25-2013, 07:45 PM
I read this thread every day before I go to school.
Please sticky this thread!
Cremated
05-01-2013, 11:07 AM
29691
29692
katish
05-01-2013, 11:19 AM
Trolling (yeah I just learned this word!) in Paradise Pier..
PlayerX - someone plz gimme 1600 gold
PlayerX - Whos the richest and kindest in arcane legends!?
PlayerZ - I need 5k!
me - Aplyed is the richest and nicest! he just gave me 100k gold!
A few minutes later..
Aplyed - Stop PMing me I don't have gold!
PlayerX - Aplyed is mean!
PlayerX - You don't accept my friend request.
Aplyed - I cant' friend list is full I'll have to kick meecah!
Natrich
05-01-2013, 11:29 AM
Had I remembered this thread existed I wouldve posted screenshots about me trolling this French person in the outpost.
Well long story short he was trying to find some other French speaking people and I was just spouting some French cliche phrases, foods, and Napoleon Bonaparte. It was pretty hilarious how confused and irritated he was
xcainnblecterx
05-01-2013, 12:05 PM
http://i1250.photobucket.com/albums/hh528/Cyanidecid/dude_zps37283e8d.jpg
made me laugh
DocDoBig
05-01-2013, 12:15 PM
http://i1250.photobucket.com/albums/hh528/Cyanidecid/dude_zps37283e8d.jpg
made me laugh
Lol same when i read the thread.
Mysticaleagle
05-01-2013, 12:38 PM
Lol^
vholt
05-01-2013, 08:54 PM
This will be remembered xD
psychoscream
05-02-2013, 08:21 PM
OMG THATS SO PRICELESS LMFAO
specially the hammerjaw LOLOL
omg that happens to me a lot
heres one for me
Me .. chillen at travelers post
player: "SELLING HACKED ITEM all STAT +99! "
Me (in my head) wtf ??.
*trades player* out of curiousity
Player trades.
*inserts golden chest*
Player: "6k gold for hacked item"
Me: "thats golden chest.."
Player: "yeah but its hacked item. the item with the stat is inside the golden chest. I had to hide it inside the golden chest"
Me: "Oh okay.. well Open it then show me"
Player: "I Cant"
Me: "Why not?"
Player: "I have to hide it inside the golden chest to put in game, so it will work"
Me: "Okay.. well now its in the game..open it then show me"
Player:" Lol"
Me: " ..."
Player: " i cant i will get banned."
Me *walks away*
*Player trades me*
So you want it?
*Me walks away*
Player: "SELLING HACKKED ITEM ALL +99 STATS TRADE ME"
Me: " EVERYONE REPORT HIM FOR SCAMMING "
Player: "lol. NOOB"
*me leaves* goes to kraag
Player: "SELLING HACKED ITEM ALL +99 STATS TRADE ME"
Me: WTF YOURE HERE NOW TO ? *leaves*
Wow that happened to me 3 Weeks ago
psychoscream
05-02-2013, 08:26 PM
So I was in stronghold and this guy said
A: wanna hear a joke ?
Me : not really
A: ok ( then he starts telling the joke )
A: a kid asks his mother : why dad always kisses you when he comes home
His mother : because he loves me
The kid : oh that means he loves the housekeeper too .
Me: couldnt stop laughing
Busterbiebe
05-06-2013, 03:11 PM
I'm in stronghold there's this dude...
Him: Brrrr
Him: Brrr
Him:Brr
Him: Brr
Me: Can u plz stop
Him: I'm cold
Me: *gives him good stat armor
Him: Thanks
Me: sure. U know its not actually cold
Him: where I live it is
Me: so y did I giv ü that armor...?
Him: puts on fire squid and champion*
Him: so long. Off to paradise pier
Busterbiebe
05-06-2013, 03:19 PM
Another (sorry love this thread) funny thingy. Guildchat:
********* has joined the guild!
Master: welcome!! Type /g to chat in guild have fun!
Officer: welcome
Officer: welcome hi
Me: Welcome
Recruiter: heya
Recruiter: Welcome to guild!!!!
Member: hi
********* has left the guild.
Haha I thought it was a little funny
Samhayne
05-06-2013, 03:23 PM
Another (sorry love this thread) funny thingy. Guildchat:
********* has joined the guild!
Master: welcome!! Type /g to chat in guild have fun!
Officer: welcome
Officer: welcome hi
Me: Welcome
Recruiter: heya
Recruiter: Welcome to guild!!!!
Member: hi
********* has left the guild.
Haha I thought it was a little funny
Obviously you overwhelmed them! :)
Obviously you overwhelmed them! :)
Just enough time to go get some discount potions!!!
Lalarie
05-06-2013, 03:34 PM
Just enough time to go get some discount potions!!!
Actually, when I was guildless, I really need discount potions, so I joined a guild, said hi, went to buy, and said bye LOL
Busterbiebe
05-06-2013, 03:46 PM
Obviously you overwhelmed them! :)
Haha sure did
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Spymans
05-06-2013, 04:19 PM
Sticky! Sticky! the admins should definitely make this a sticky!!
psychoscream
05-06-2013, 06:05 PM
Lol nice thread
Greencrow
05-06-2013, 06:23 PM
Another (sorry love this thread) funny thingy. Guildchat:
********* has joined the guild!
Master: welcome!! Type /g to chat in guild have fun!
Officer: welcome
Officer: welcome hi
Me: Welcome
Recruiter: heya
Recruiter: Welcome to guild!!!!
Member: hi
********* has left the guild.
Haha I thought it was a little funny
Hahaha. So funny dude. :)
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Roberto077
05-06-2013, 07:06 PM
Player has Joined!
Terrainiarob: IT'S A LIVING BEING! IT HAS NO FEELINGS TOO. KILL THE MONKEY
********* has booted Player from the party for the reason of: Full
Terrainiarob: In the 3 seconds he was here, that's all he saw
Terrainiarob: Great first impressions everyone! Stay classy
This happened during the rebuilding of one of my guilds. I got a few angry PMs that night...
Terrainiarob: Revive Jaohaoib
Jak: huh?
Terrainiarob: Rev Jao
Jak: What the **** is a Jaohaoib?
Jaohaoib: Hi
Terrainiarob: That
Random farming run
(posts in the same 5 seconds)
C4: IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOUR AN IDIOT
Xyst guy: What are you saying?
Other guy: WORDS
Terrainiarob: DUDE, Y U SO STUPID?
GoD guy: No-scopes are for men!
Nate: Gotta use that AWP to the advantage man!
C4: Sword canceling is for scrubs!
Duff: WHO ARE YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Tim: Flub Glub
(ten second pause)
Xyst guy: Lol
Other guy: LMFAO
C4: Christ...
Nate: LOL
Duff: lawlz
Terrainiarob: Yep, that's a screenie
One of the better days before a clan battle in MC2
wowdah
05-06-2013, 08:53 PM
A: (pms me) I need 14k
Me: No spoke english
A: money
A: 14000
A: give
Me: whi awihof eoihe soihheiof aiehaoe ihf ehe
A: ahdiah whih ehwhwhwhwhwhwwhwhhhhhh
Me: no spoken england
A: I need 14000
Me: inserts 1 gold... he accepts
A: U dont understand numbers?
Me: no plox bye
it's not funny... just wanted to share O.o
matanofx
05-07-2013, 01:56 AM
standing in town and this happened
person:hey
me: hello
person: cute ears
me: ty
person: nice teeth
me: ty again
person: i love you
person: be my bf
me: imma go now
another random chat that probably happens to many others
me: selling war mythic helm
guy: what lvl?
me: -.- 28
luckyboys
05-07-2013, 09:27 AM
Mine was this, today:
I was walking in Kraag with the Top Player banner, and someone came to me,
Player ''hi''
Me ''sup''
Player ''how'd you get that banner?''
Me ''well you know when I was your age, the birds were flying higher''
Player ''please, don't be dumb, where'd you get it?''
Me ''oh, my father gave it to me when I was young''
Player ''oh, does he still have one for me?''
Me ''i'll let you know next year''
Player ''well, thanks I guess''
That's EXACTLY the chat we had, with a random level 13. I did give him something for that, since he was pretty awesome to keep the discussion that was non sense.
NEW ONE ADDED:
A new one again, about 30 minutes ago, a random level 23 came to me,
Player ''hey do you sell this banner''
Me ''it's not tradeable my friend''
Player ''prove it''
Me ''hum, well, I can't since it's not tradeable?''
Player ''just pass me your account, i'll check if it's true. Ok?''
Me ''Ok. Lemme write''
Player ''Ok''
Me ''mybannerisnottradeable@Icantproveitanyways.lol''
Player ''reported''
Me ''why? Something's wrong with you mate..''
Player ''muted newbie''
Lol, I enjoyed it.
NEW ONE ADDED:
LOL! New one just now before I logged off!
Me ''buying hammerjaw egg''
Player ''offer''
Me ''you really have the egg?''
Player ''yes, I do''
Me ''fine, let's say, 3 million?''
Player ''really? that's a lot ok then''
Me ''really?''
Player ''yes''
*enters trade window*
*puts the 3 mil*
*puts wrathjaw egg*
Me ''Hammerjaw...?''
Player ''don't worry that's hammerjaw I just renamed the pet for 2 plats''
Me ''Ok I believe you...'' #sarcasm
Player ''Nevermind, sorry but 3 million is too low someone has offered me 8 million''
Me ''sure, for wrathjaw...''
Player ''it's hammerjaw noob''
Me ''Bye...''
*logges off*
NEW ONE ADDED:
I was walking in Kraag, chilling and talking with some friends, when suddenly a Warrior, level 24 came to me.
*talks to friends*
*Player arrives*
Player ''please shut up''
Me ''pardon me?''
Player ''no''
Me ''wait, what's up with you?''
Player ''just stop talking''
Me ''I just said two things buddy..''
Player ''no you keep talking to me now so shut up''
Me ''are you kidding me?''
Player ''no''
*Myst walks away*
Player ''come back now''
Me ''but you said...''
Player ''please 5000 gold''
*myst runs away*
That was funny also! I couldn't believe it. That's what you get for standing in Kraag all day!
NEW ONE ADDED:
Lmao! New one just now, made me laugh so hard.
I was just walking in Windmoore, when:
*walks around*
Player 1,2,3,4 ''HIM LETS ATTACK HIM!!''
*Myst sees 4 players running towards him*
*myst runs away pretty fast*
Me ''ME?? Why??''
*Player 1,2,3,4 spams Myst's trade and chat*
Me ''Guys, stop. I can just mute you all anyways...''
Player 1,2 ''NO WAIT SIR''
Me ''?????''
Player 1,2,3,4 (all at same time, that's what made me laugh) ''WE JUST WANNA GIVE YOU A BANANA MY FRIEND''
Lol!
What's yours?
lol
huahuahua
DocDoBig
05-17-2013, 06:19 PM
*Salute* Myst is banned, most likely forever. :(
Cya in atheist-heaven mate, thanks for the laughs you gave me so often.
xcainnblecterx
05-17-2013, 06:37 PM
*Salute* Myst is banned, most likely forever. :(
Cya in atheist-heaven mate, thanks for the laughs you gave me so often.
He's perma banned? -.- always the funny people getting ban hammer and disrespectful, immature and/or worse stay around. Goin miss your humour myst
ColdBlahd
09-22-2014, 10:13 AM
Bad English.
Why so rude? What if his primary language isn't English? Learn your place on the Forums before disrespecting people, kid.
Appeltjes
09-22-2014, 10:14 AM
Why so rude? What if his primary language isn't English? Learn your place on the Forums before disrespecting people, kid.
Stop necroing useless crap!;(
ColdBlahd
09-22-2014, 10:19 AM
Stop necroing useless crap!;(
Arrest me.
Appeltjes
09-22-2014, 10:27 AM
Arrest me.
Annoying troll.
ColdBlahd
09-22-2014, 10:29 AM
Annoying troll.
I'm not trolling at all, quite sad that you would assume that. Usually trollers point out the trollers, as of this case, i'm not. And even if i was a troll, ever heard of the term "don't feed the trolls"? You're just digging yourself a deeper hole here. Keep replying.
Ihateppl
09-22-2014, 10:36 AM
I'm not trolling at all, quite sad that you would assume that. Usually trollers point out the trollers, as of this case, i'm not. And even if i was a troll, ever heard of the term "don't feed the trolls"? You're just digging yourself a deeper hole here. Keep replying.
the fact your pulling up ancient threads, purely for the fact of trolling on them, does not help anyone. Have you considered learning to read the posted date?
ColdBlahd
09-22-2014, 10:40 AM
the fact your pulling up ancient threads, purely for the fact of trolling on them, does not help anyone.
You here to arrest me too? I'm not even trolling. But by the way that you're even commenting on this "necro" perhaps you could call yourself a troll too, or perhaps looking to be trolled. Either way, your arguement has collapsed on itself.
Hercules
09-22-2014, 10:43 AM
For rule you can not necro old post!
Ihateppl
09-22-2014, 10:47 AM
You here to arrest me too? I'm not even trolling. But by the way that you're even commenting on this "necro" perhaps you could call yourself a troll too, or perhaps looking to be trolled. Either way, your arguement has collapsed on itself.
I'm not the one making drama ^^
ColdBlahd
09-22-2014, 10:48 AM
I'm not the one making drama ^^
You are making drama, you keep replying. Lets just see how smart you really are, keep commenting back and cause more drama. You ought to think before you post.
Appeltjes
09-22-2014, 10:52 AM
You are making drama, you keep replying. Lets just see how smart you really are, keep commenting back and cause more drama. You ought to think before you post.
Wanna get reported ozzy?
ClumsyCactus
09-22-2014, 10:52 AM
Arrest me.
If i could i would <3
ColdBlahd
09-22-2014, 10:53 AM
Wanna get reported ozzy?
I thought you gave up, but apparently you're too immature too let this go. Why bother replying anyways? Don't you have better things to do?
ColdBlahd
09-22-2014, 10:54 AM
If i could i would <3
Lol :D
Ihateppl
09-22-2014, 10:54 AM
You are making drama, you keep replying. Lets just see how smart you really are, keep commenting back and cause more drama. You ought to think before you post.
stab* stab* stab* DONT FORGET TO BRUSH!
ColdBlahd
09-22-2014, 10:55 AM
stab* stab* stab* DONT FORGET TO BRUSH!
I never forget.
Appeltjes
09-22-2014, 11:03 AM
Lol I'm to immature to stop posting while you're literally spamming this thread...
Just give up and go back to school bro;).
Anarchist
09-22-2014, 11:10 AM
103809
Why so rude? What if his primary language isn't English? Learn your place on the Forums before disrespecting people, kid.
This was literally one year ago..
ColdBlahd
09-22-2014, 11:17 AM
Lol I'm to immature to stop posting while you're literally spamming this thread...
Just give up and go back to school bro;).
I was here first? And a "go back to school insult" how overused is that insult going to get? All the kids seem to throw that specific insult at people, and for what? To make them self feel more insecure? Just go ahead and keep replying. It's letting me know how immature you are and the fact that you don't have the capacity to ignore people. You're basically letting me type this stuff to you, so keep it up :)
ColdBlahd
09-22-2014, 11:19 AM
This was literally one year ago..
Might as well bring out them shiny silver handcuffs... :'(
Might as well bring out them shiny silver handcuffs... :'(
And this folks is why this community will never be saved...
ColdBlahd
09-22-2014, 11:35 AM
And this folks is why this community will never be saved...
Aww how cute... a Hero trying to post a magnificent post to try and boost his rep. Here i'll do you a solid, i'll thumps up your post to just to make you feel better.
Ihateppl
09-22-2014, 11:38 AM
Aww how cute... a Hero trying to post a magnificent post to try and boost his rep. Here i'll do you a solid, i'll thumps up your post to just to make you feel better.
Jealous much?
Aww how cute... a Hero trying to post a magnificent post to try and boost his rep. Here i'll do you a solid, i'll thumps up your post to just to make you feel better.
??? And how did you come to that conclusion?
ColdBlahd
09-22-2014, 11:39 AM
Jealous much?
Not at all sir.
ColdBlahd
09-22-2014, 11:40 AM
??? And how did you come to that conclusion?
Anyone with a brain, pair of eyes, and common sense can see it from a mile away. It's clearly obvious, it's also clearly obvious that you don't have the 3 specifications listed.
Ihateppl
09-22-2014, 11:42 AM
Anyone with a brain, pair of eyes, and common sense can see it from a mile away. It's clearly obvious, it's also clearly obvious that you don't have the 3 specifications listed.
well, looks like this thread has been ruined...
ColdBlahd
09-22-2014, 11:47 AM
well, looks like this thread has been ruined...
Agreed, has been since you 3 started to comment and necro it.
Guys this is a cool thread, even if it's been necro'd. Please stop fighting and think before you post.
Whenever i'm on Stitch, people everywhere are so dumbfounded that i have that name (since it's blocked by the chat filter). One time, i was AFK, and these two players were talking about me.
http://i500.photobucket.com/albums/e404/ZylxSigShop/DatName_zps2e0c72bf.jpg
http://i500.photobucket.com/albums/e404/ZylxSigShop/DatName2_zps7dfb3b98.jpg
http://i500.photobucket.com/albums/e404/ZylxSigShop/DatName3_zps9a45c247.jpg