View Full Version : Humor me!
Fairwind
03-11-2013, 09:52 AM
Lay your best joke on this here thread. Funniest one gets a high five, and/or cookie.
Schnitzel
03-11-2013, 12:18 PM
"One day im going to open a store next to forever 21 called Finally 22"
-Will Ferrel
Vystirch
03-11-2013, 12:40 PM
HAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAH!
laughing is contagious so you should be laughing....
Griffinfan
03-11-2013, 04:19 PM
Energizer Bunny Caught! Charged with Battery
I tried to catch fog, I mist
ThePickPocket
03-11-2013, 04:32 PM
There are two rules to success:
1) Don't reveal everything you know
2)
DocDoBig
03-12-2013, 12:03 PM
I got dig bick
You that read wrong
That awkward when you read that wrong too
And Moment after "awkward"
This is awkward
dudetus
03-12-2013, 02:38 PM
Don't tell me what to do!
Bluepinixy
03-12-2013, 04:01 PM
That awkward moment when it's not awkward..
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That heavenly moment when you sit down on the toilet seat and you let it flow out.
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That awkward moment when you're watching the 'Corset Scene' and your friend comes in..
nopetotallywasnotmehahawhatareyouthinkingareyounut s
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That moment when you realise that you unconsciously traveled to the weird part of youtube.. again..
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That weird-yet-amusing moment when you punch your friend's boob because you read that it hurts as much as getting kicked in the balls.. :subdued:
nopetotallydidnotdothatwhyareyoususpectingmehahawh atnototallynot
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Ha, ha.. So funny I forgot to laugh...
The Sadness
03-15-2013, 05:40 AM
How do you spell candy with 2 letters?
C and Y
Try not to pee your pants.
Fairwind
03-18-2013, 10:43 AM
I don't get it sad. ): MY TURN!
What do you do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?
Throw in a load of dirty laundry.
What do you do after graping a 12 year old deaf dumb and blind girl
Break her fingers so she can't.tell anyone.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts. xD
What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeno business.
Terrible, I know. But.hilarious none the less.
O-¦-)
Bluepinixy
03-21-2013, 03:49 PM
The BEST joke ever!
What boomerang doesn't come back?
A STICK!
OMG LOL ITS SO FUNNY, ITS LIKE SO LIKE FUNNY, LIKE ITS LIKE, THE BEST LIKE, JOKE LIKE, EVER LIKE.
(loljustkidding)
Oldcoot
03-21-2013, 04:13 PM
The way a man knows he's getting old,
When he takes a bath his balls float.
XghostzX
03-21-2013, 04:18 PM
What does Moses do to his tea?
Hebrews it.
Fairwind
03-25-2013, 11:58 AM
It's Jewjitsu.
Walkhardd
03-26-2013, 09:49 AM
I'm waiting for David (mystical) to tell one.
Fairwind
03-27-2013, 04:09 PM
Knock knock.
Schnitzel
03-29-2013, 03:33 PM
Kitchen jokes from a tv show. Forgot name.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because You didnt cook it!
This chicken is so raw its trying to eat the salad!
This chicken is so raw it Still wants to fight Peter Griffin
Promagin
03-31-2013, 02:47 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer----> TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAUAUA( it's funny)HAHAHAHAHA.
Fairwind
04-06-2013, 04:52 AM
Awful. I'm disappointed, sons. And you didn't answer with "who's there.". Double disappoint. ):
Fairwind
04-06-2013, 06:04 AM
A blonde and a brunette jump off a building... Who hits the ground first?
The brunette. The blonde had to stop and ask for directions.
Cremated
04-06-2013, 06:28 AM
A fly with no wings hmm?
A walk
Fairwind
04-25-2013, 12:03 PM
Cookies for you, sir.