Continue The Arcane Pirate Story!

[Lalarie]

Continue this story, one sentence/segment per post and no double posts!

I'll start...

Captain Blue Crab...

[asifaiab]

had a girlfriend who was a rogue, they met when the rogue was trying to kill him for achievement and quest...........

[Busterbiebe]

Then he died....

[Lalarie]

But his pincers pinched the rogue and she died...

[Cero]

lcukily she had plat and press revive with revenge buff.

[Nikkiii]

And then she took a walk over the beach.

[Lalarie]

A Pinkfeather flew over and....

[asifaiab]

explode and ice cream flew everywhere

[Redtank]

It blew her to the the mountains were she met a warrior

[Lalarie]

The warrior got ready to chop her into pieces with his axe...

[inkredible]

Captain blue crab had a girlfriend who was a rogue, they met when the rogue was trying to kill him for achievement and quest then he died.... But his pincers pinched the rogue and she died...

Luckily she had plat and press revive with revenge buff and then she took a walk over the beach. A Pinkfeather flew over and explode and ice cream flew everywhere. It blew her to the the mountains where she met a warrior.
The warrior got ready to chop her into pieces with his axe



but luckily.. a smurf came by and stunned the warrior and..

[Lalarie]

The rogue used shadow pierce on the warrior but its aim hit the barrel all to grog beach...

[inkredible]

Captain blue crab had a girlfriend who was a rogue, they met when the rogue was trying to kill him for achievement and quest then he died.... But his pincers pinched the rogue and she died...

Luckily she had plat and press revive with revenge buff and then she took a walk over the beach. A Pinkfeather flew over and explode and ice cream flew everywhere. It blew her to the the mountains where she met a warrior.
The warrior got ready to chop her into pieces with his axe but luckily.. a smurf came by and stunned the warrior and The rogue used shadow pierce on the warrior but its aim hit the barrel all to grog beach.


The warrior was impressed on how hard she was trying to kill him that he actually fell inlove with her....

[asifaiab]

capt bluecrab got jelous and tried to kill war

[Lalarie]

But the smurf froze the crab so the 2 could fall in love...

[asifaiab]

but then there was global warming, ice melted and capt bluecrab called all of the elite bosses.

[SkyDagger]

but that time they have already a young boy son with two long ears that can cast spell and name it as Shazbot and make the captain blue crab freeze again.

[Lalarie]

But the elite boss mardrom summons his ugly, annoying, strong, dead mages to shoot their little power ball things at shazbot...

[asifaiab]

then chuck norris comes

[Lalarie]

Then he disappears because this is al...

[asifaiab]

but then he hacks in al and appears

[Lalarie]

Then sts fires the ban hammer...

[Limsi]

Limsyoker anticipates what's happening and..

[Mysticaleagle]

Caught a flag cheater..

[inkredible]

and then she stole the flag and ran around grog beach naked

[Lalarie]

Then a pirate ninja...

[asifaiab]

started singing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA
then the yolo bros came......

[sc0tt nai1z]

But their banana suits were on too tight so they...

[inkredible]

killed captain fang tooth to get his armor

[asifaiab]

but they were only lv 1 so they died

[Redtank]

And they respawned with one platinum

[Lalarie]

And ran away to make it to level 26

[asifaiab]

but they were such a noob, they put the xp disable option on

[Lalarie]

So they became ultimate-twinks!

[inkredible]

and they changed their name to Ialarie and limsyoker

[asifaiab]

but then they woke up and realized they didnt have enough plat to change names and they were surrounded by elite bosses

[Nikkiii]

Then Captain Fangtooth appeared in Rage .

[Schadenfreudes]

while eating banana

[Lalarie]

Then they summoned Uller with his mythic helm!

[asifaiab]

but he fell asleep

[Nikkiii]

And when Uller woke up , Ialarie , Limsyoker and Inkredble was standing infront of him.

[Lalarie]

Uller had amnesia and started fighting inkredble, while ialarie and limsyoker watched in awe

[asifaiab]

but then a creeper exploded behind ialarie and limsyoker

[Sakurakixazz]

With a small amount of health left they brush off the sand and grin at each other knowing it was Inkredble's plan all along until...

[wowdah]

They ate tons of frynoodles and got so happy and ate some more frynoodles and added soy sauce and kept eating frynoodles so much... But then...

[Redtank]

They had a heart attack and came back into the afterlife

[pentas]

Where they met the almighty creators of this world...

[Sakurakixazz]

In which Gypsy Secretly reigned over with her monkey ball....

[Lalarie]

But then amy came out of the monkey ball...

[asifaiab]

but she fell asleep while eating bbq chips on the toilet(what i am doing now)

[Nikkiii]

And then Amy's Stomach hurts because of the BBQ Chips

[Chaokaban]

Because the BBQ chips touched the toilet water...

[asifaiab]

but the toilet water was actually potions and elixirs and amy grew into godzilla with x2 exp,x2 damage ect

[Lalarie]

But then sts nerfed amy because she was OP

[TheStoic]

and revived Ripmaw to replace Amy

[Lalarie]

But then Sts nerfed everything in-game and put a no revive sign....

[asifaiab]

but then samhaynes mom forced him to make everything the way it was starting back from the first post:Captain Blue Crab....
turned into a mage/warrior/rogue hybrid