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Cavoc
04-29-2013, 10:18 PM
I got really bored. I wrote this in like 5 minutes, so it's not good but Oh well. Enjoy
Nice tree you got there
Are you getting maple or scratching like a bear?
First you rush me like you're king, but when I kill you all you say is I'm the noob over here.
Really?
Cry more, z's, and lag is all you can say,
When I put your character flat on his face.
Tell me you're getting off because of lag but you just joined a different game.
I don't have to tell you you're lame.
Ill just let the end scores show you your shame.
Lag spikes acting like a cactus though huh
Maybe you should've thought of that before rushing me bruh.
Caiahar
04-29-2013, 10:22 PM
Lol good. I would thank if not on mobile.
Cavoc
04-29-2013, 10:23 PM
Lol good. I would thank if not on mobile.
Lol thanks xD
I'm really not serious about this I just did it while I was pvping lol
Spyce
04-29-2013, 10:25 PM
Lol thanks xD
I'm really not serious about this I just did it while I was pvping lol
Next Tu Chenz.
Deathofan
04-29-2013, 10:34 PM
Next Tu Chenz.
Is it just me, or does the light on the left of your signature is pulsing light off.
billybob1
04-29-2013, 11:14 PM
y cant u thnk on mobile? dont u scroll to bottom of screen n click on full site?
angeldawn
04-30-2013, 12:59 AM
U can also thank when using the TapATalk app
Wendellism
04-30-2013, 04:08 AM
I got really bored. I wrote this in like 5 minutes, so it's not good but Oh well. Enjoy
Nice tree you got there
Are you getting maple or scratching like a bear?
First you rush me like you're king, but when I kill you all you say is I'm the noob over here.
Really?
Cry more, z's, and lag is all you can say,
When I put your character flat on his face.
Tell me you're getting off because of lag but you just joined a different game.
I don't have to tell you you're lame.
Ill just let the end scores show you your shame.
Lag spikes acting like a cactus though huh
Maybe you should've thought of that before rushing me bruh.
Well first of all, PvP was never meant to be 1v1 as stated by Samhayne. Sure, I do rush at times just for the fun of it, but to state that pretty much hurts anyone that likes to play FFA, it's more like a whiny rap made by a victim of rushing that refer to friends and strangers to overpower rushers with numbers, and then trashtalking afterwards.
Caiahar
04-30-2013, 05:25 AM
Dude....Tron IS directing this song to the people who rage and rush, not like a friendly FFA. A person constantly rushing with insults.
Wendellism
04-30-2013, 05:33 AM
In that case, I rush too without any insults, but people team on me nevertheless. =)
Spyce
04-30-2013, 05:34 AM
Is it just me, or does the light on the left of your signature is pulsing light off.
Is there a problem?
Caiahar
04-30-2013, 05:36 AM
In that case, I rush too without any insults, but people team on me nevertheless. =)
Perfectly fine with no insults.
What is rushing? :rolleyes:
Caiahar
04-30-2013, 06:22 AM
What is rushing? :rolleyes:
Idk
Gragorak
04-30-2013, 08:25 AM
Dude....Tron IS directing this song to the people who rage and rush, not like a friendly FFA. A person constantly rushing with insults.
Lol, almost always those who cry, rage and trash talk are the ones getting rushed, not the ones who rush.
Lag spikes acting like a cactus though huh
Maybe you should've thought of that before rushing me bruh.
Ewwwww so laggy
Cavoc
04-30-2013, 01:46 PM
This is a song. Don't take it to heart. I'm not complaining or crying. I'm also not asking for a recap that ffa is the original pvp. It's a song.
Blind
05-01-2013, 04:19 AM
What is rushing? :rolleyes:
How original
Xvanitykingx
05-01-2013, 07:11 AM
What's your favorite song guys?
Xvanitykingx
05-01-2013, 07:21 AM
This used to be one of my favorite songs, I could rap the whole song, but it got boring after a while.
*I had to block out the foul language* - I'm still unsure of what some words mean in there so I didn't block it. I don't know if they are foul or not, they were not found on Dictionary.com :p Anyway here it is:
"Big Poppa" (NOTORIOUS B.I.G, A.K.A Biggie Smalls)
Uh, uh, check it out
Junior M.A.F.I.A., uh, um
(i like this, yeah)
Uh, yeah, 94'
To all the ladies in the place with style and grace
Allow me to lace these lyrical duches in your bushes
Who rock grooves and make moves with all the mommies?
The back of the club, sippin Moet, is where you'll find me
The back of the club, mackin hoes, my crew's behind me
Mad question askin, blunt passin, music blastin
But I just can't quit
Because one of these honies Biggie gots ta creep with
Sleep with, keep the ep a secret why not
Why blow up my spot cause we both got hot
Now check it, I got more Mack than Craig and in the bed
Believe me sweety I got enough to feed the needy
No need to be greedy I got mad friends with Benz's
C-notes by the layers, true ****** players
Jump in the Rover and come over
tell your friends jump in the GS3, I got the chronic by the tree
(I love it when you call me Big Pop-pa)
Throw your hands in the air, if youse a true player
(I love it when you call me Big Pop-pa)
To the honies gettin money playin ****** like dummies
(I love it when you call me Big Pop-pa)
If you got a gun up in your waist please don't shoot up the place (Why?)
Cause I see some ladies tonight who should be havin my baby
Bay-bee
Straight up honey really I'm askin
Most of these ****** think they be mackin but they be actin
Who they attractin with that line, "What's your name, what's your sign"?
Soon as he buy that wine I just creep up from behind
And ask what your interests are, "who you be with"?
Things to make you smile, what numbers to dial
You gon' be here for a while, I'm gon' go call my crew
You go call your crew
We can rendezvou at the bar around two
Plans to leave, throw the keys to Lil Cease
Pull the truck up, front, and roll up the next blunt
So we can steam on the way to the telly go fill my belly
A t-bone steak, cheese eggs and Welch's grape
Conversate for a few, cause in a few, we gon' do
What we came to do, ain't that right boo (truuuueee)
Forget the telly we just go to the crib
and watch a movie in the jacuzzi smoke l's while you do me
(I love it when you call me Big Pop-pa)
Throw your hands in the air, if youse a true player
(I love it when you call me Big Pop-pa)
To the honies gettin money playin ****** like dummies
(I love it when you call me Big Pop-pa)
If you got a gun up in your waist please don't shoot up the place (Why?)
Cause I see some ladies tonight who should be havin my baby
Bay-bee
(How ya livin Biggie Smallz?) In mansion and Benz's
Givin ends to my friends and it feels stupendous
Tremendous cream, **** a dollar and a dream (whaat)
Still tote gats strapped with infrared beams
Choppin o's, smokin lye an' Optimo's
Money hoes and clothes all a ***** knows
A foolish pleasure, whatever
I had to find the buried treasure, so grams I had to measure
However living better now, Gucci sweater now
Drop top BM's I'm the man girlfriend
(Honey check it, (check it)
Tell your friends, to get with my friends (your freinds)
And we can be friends
**** we can do this every weekend (that's right)
Aight? Is that aight with you?
Yeah... keep bangin)
(I love it when you call me Big Pop-pa)
Throw your hands in the air, if youse a true player
(I love it when you call me Big Pop-pa)
To the honies gettin money playin ****** like dummies
(I love it when you call me Big Pop-pa)
If you got a gun up in your waist please don't shoot up the place (Why?)
Cause I see some ladies tonight who should be havin my baby
Bay-bee
Uhh, Check it out,
My full ****, for that ***,
Uhh, Puff Daddy, Biggie Smalls,
Junior M.A.F.I.A., represent baby bay-bay!
Uhh!
If you want to see the music video click here. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phaJXp_zMYM) *WARNING* - This video is not be suitable for kids!
*DO NOT WATCH THIS IF YOU'RE BELOW THE AGE OF 12*
That's all folks! *LOONEY TOONS TUNE* :p