slayer of Fli Ridon, leader of the celestial monarchs, commander of the 11th Legion, constructor of ice worlds under the direction of Collosus III, lord of higher dimensions and transhumanoid intelligence, student of the School for Alien Cybernetics, inventor of the antimatter discombobulator, commander of the Divine Army of Martus, surveyed the Uodoch belt, 457th in line to the throne of Paracles, son of Helphas and Minas, husband of Lefsipat, father of Thilin, Zohar, Rigus, Entomas, Lantifa, Chific, Zelec, Grintip, Sloatan, Demus, and Toak. I’m a runner! Go, go, go!
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Since 1347, the goblins have looted your towns, mutilated your dead, poisoned your water supply, impersonated your friends with advanced tech and attacking once your back is turned, stealing your goat and selling that goat back to you in the marketplace at 100x, butchering your pigs and when you confront them about it come up with stories of a boogeyman man which initially distracts people into wilderness expeditions where they are trapped in a mountain passage and forced to resort to cannibalism, and ravaged your wives and daughters. Rest assured, your champion Daogole will not rest until this foe is vanquished. There is also a slight chance that I may become enamored with their tribal culture, become one of them, learn their rituals, become part of their family, fight in their battles, and seek the blessing of their leader. If that happens, just know that I meant well.
Location:
with your wife
Interests:
❄️submarining, spelunking, fighting demons, walks on the beach with your family
Occupation:
❄️soothsayer, holder of the 9 Chalices, disciple of the Way
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It turns out that cracked water jewels cannot be snorted. -Baldur
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