Poll: Appropriate punishment for Amazon for extended outage

Which of the following options do you feel is the best punishment for Amazon for their failed "cloud" service?

* Discounted service for affected clients (you know, the likely and boring option)
* Seppuku
* 40 "hail Steve Jobs"
* Stocks and pillories
* Being forced to stand on a street corner in downtown Seattle with a sign around it's neck reading "I failed Distributed Systems 101"
* Force the responsible party (or parties) to create PL account(s) and take on all comers in PvP
* Other (specify in a comment)

Note: please realize this is intended to be humorous. I'm sure Amazon will compensate their customers for the downtime in an appropriate way.

*Other because it is not that bad. Amazon has been very good to pocket legends and the server has been up for a very long time. The part that bothers me is the fact that STS is getting blamed for everything. If you check the iTunes store everyone is leaving bad comments because the game wont connect. I tried to refer them here, but iTunes has yet to post my comment. I just hope that Amazon is having just as much of a headache as everyone else who is dealing with these problems.

*Other - as I pointed out in the Announcement thread, we get Amazon to pony up PL accounts for any/all responsible parties and we take this to PvP.

Free Amazon Prime for a year. I do love Amazon

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Originally Posted by CanonicalKoi

*Other - as I pointed out in the Announcement thread, we get Amazon to pony up PL accounts for any/all responsible parties and we take this to PvP.

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Saw that and was just adding it to the OP when you replied. :)

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Originally Posted by Duke

Saw that and was just adding it to the OP when you replied. :)

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Methinks it's time for me to get off the forums for a bit if I'm refreshing it *that* much. :) Back to Diablo!

*Slowly stepping outside*..."So this is what the world looks like since I discovered PL one year ago."

I'm gonna go with the unobvious choice of Seppuku, for to know the way of the Samurai, you must never back down, even if you are in the matrix.




Skiorahar
Lvl 48 Sniper

Other: No punishment

treat every PLayer to free 30 platinum ouyea :cool:

Pvp. Ill restart azulflame just for this purpose, once they get accounts. Lvl 15 twinkling against their lvl 5 mate. This should be funny. Birds own mates in pvp until 30, then start again around 45-50. Idk about 51-56.

Free iPad 2 to everyone who has posted on the forums in the past couple days.

*other: The ones whose fault this is are being transferred to Finland. Daily fights against polar bears will teach them not to make mistakes like that.

From now on make them just stick to selling books

*other: build huge skyrocket, put in all people that ever worked and still work for Amazon (and their families), shoot it into the Sun.

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Originally Posted by dudetus

*other: The ones whose fault this is are being transferred to Finland. Daily fights against polar bears will teach them not to make mistakes like that.

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I'd vote for that. If they put it on YouTube.

i want 30 plat reduced to 5 dollars!!!!!!!!!!!