100.000 ways to pickup a girl, no matter how ugly you are or how hot that girl is.
No idea from me, good luck!
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100.000 ways to pickup a girl, no matter how ugly you are or how hot that girl is.
No idea from me, good luck!
Wrap your arms around her & lift.
Did you wash you pants in Windex? Really no?? Because I can totally see myself in them :-) ROFL!!
EDIT: Sorry if anyone finds this offensive, It is NOT directed at anyone specific and meant only as a joke! Use this line at your own risk, results may vary....hahahaha
Haha
Heres one to get u slapped if the girl has bucked teeth.
Boy: Id date you if you didnt hav such bad teeff
Are those space pants? Cause your butt is out if this world!
Of* grrrr
Lol, I have one:
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only "10" "I" "See"
Haha!
*peeks around corners*
Make sure my wife don't see this, but once upon a time I landed a girl with this:
I just got back into the dating ring, but I wasn't expecting such a knockout!
Excuse me, Can I have your number? I lost mine...lol
lol
World of warcraft WOW... get itQuote:
Originally Posted by TANKKAAR
I lost mine Lol
This on are kinda of harsh, but you would understand it if you are older and if you are not well don't ask xD
If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
Haha thats a good one i like itQuote:
Originally Posted by Sigkill:382700
is kinda harsh* fail grammar xD
:pick up line
I don't need pick up lines
Ohhhh
Guy: Hi :-) I know we just met but, do you want to come to my place for pizza and **x??
Girl: NO!!
Guy: What's wrong?? You don't like pizza??
I was at a Carl's Jr. eating lunch by myself once, and there were two girls sitting at a table next to me. Some guy walks over and introduces himself as new to the area, and wanted to know what people are like here. I listened to them chat, and he got the girls to go on and on about how guys in this town are such losers. He was, of course, sympathetic. I thought it was cleaver of him to take that approach.