You have introduced yourself many times as 'THE White Knight'
I have reason to believe there are, in fact, many of you
Behold-my evidence
http://i1129.photobucket.com/albums/...501-123455.jpg
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You have introduced yourself many times as 'THE White Knight'
I have reason to believe there are, in fact, many of you
Behold-my evidence
http://i1129.photobucket.com/albums/...501-123455.jpg
After reading the guide on being THE White Knight, I have determined that the members of this guild merely want to keep THE White Knight's nobility, bravery, and studlieness alive.
I am THE White Knight.
(I am the only one who can read/access this exclusive guide)
LIES! That time we were in cs, remember it? I stole your powers, I took well over 52% of them, so I'm strongererer than you at white knight studly noble business stuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hankomachos
Idk i will interview this guy, if i see him againQuote:
Originally Posted by Hankomachos:635890
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Originally Posted by Matutd
Those 52%? That, sir, was THE White Knight's washroom using powers (ie. pee, poop), guide making powers, ability to get banned, and ultimately his power to bash his head off of the toilet multiple times.
So sorry, THE Matutd, but THE White Knight still has all his important powers in tact, hidden away, never to be taken. All 58% of them, because THE White Knight gives 110%. :D So technically, THE White Knight still has more %of powers left. :O
Did I mention I put laxatives in your drink? Those were never poopong powers, I was just bored and I had laxatives in my pocket for no apparent reason, and thought, "hey, I see no reason why I shouldn't put em in hank's drink". And so I did. The 52% I stole was real powers. I invested them and now it's like over 9000%, which compared to your puny 110% is too studly for your feeble mind!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hankomachos
THE White Knight does NOT play pong with his poo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Matutd
--THE White Knight has spoken.
Poopong is the new craze, and according to apple auto-correct it is a real thing. If you don't wanna play pong with your poop, that's fine by me, but whether you do or do not, that doesn't change the outcome of who is the sturdiest between me and you, and as the book of matutd says, "he who think'th that he is studlier'th than matutd himself shall be slain by marmite, that's right, MARMITE" good luck explaining your story to the news.
Now ye try to say you're more sturdy?! I sir, am well balanced!Quote:
Originally Posted by Matutd:635918
So be it, you are more sturdy, and I, THE White Knight, am more studly.
What about this jokester, the green WhiteKnight...
http://i1129.photobucket.com/albums/...502-211459.jpg
He does not even have 1% of White Knight blood; notice the kdr? THE real White Knight's kdr is better.Quote:
Originally Posted by Elyseon
Plus there's two K's in his name, whereas THE real White Knight has only one K. (me)
;)
I thought the other 'k' meant a space or something
-are u sure that the white knights standards are not slowly changing to green?
At least the green white knight is friendlier to the environment and doesn't contribute to global warming through his super powered flatulence.Quote:
Originally Posted by Elyseon
I guess you've never stalked him then. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Apollo:638081At least the green white knight is friendlier to the environment and doesn't contribute to global warming through his super powered flatulence.Quote:
Originally Posted by Elyseon
I found one advertising for the guild while in FH. Take a look:
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Just thought I'd let you know. :o
It would seem alterra is being plagued by white knights :O
And i thought one was enough
There must be a conspiracy to overthrow THE White Knight.Quote:
Originally Posted by Elyseon
THE White Knight will look into this.
My mistake in locking the thread. Sorry!