Attention Otu! (and all interested in my soul)
It has come to my attention that my soul has been listed up for sale with an asking price of 50k which I personally find a bit high, but anyways it's all well and good that you're selling my soul, since it's in one of my previous deals...
But as long as you use my highly prestigious name I'm going to have to demand a fee of 5%
Thank you for your time :D
Attention Otu! (and all interested in my soul)
I maintain my bid, and seeing your understandable finders fee I add one of those 2 handed weapons we cant name. That should just cover the fee and add a tiny tip.
Mmmmmmm tasty souls
Attention Otu! (and all interested in my soul)
I will now entertain offers to rent out said soul for limited times to be used for but not exclusively;
Children's birthday parties, bar mitzvahs, bachelor parties, as a sparing partner for Kimbo slice, or as a Porcupine groomer.
Otherwise it may be found dying in pvp for a reasonable fee, or simply standing in FH continually singing my praises through an auto tuner.