Ha, nice. Also, sorry about what happened to your iPod :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbamitsos
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Ha, nice. Also, sorry about what happened to your iPod :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbamitsos
I bring my army of unicorns and spread love and pain everywhere
unicorn meat is a good laxative. i happen to have a army of constipated old men with shotguns. lets fight.
Lmfao!Quote:
Originally Posted by ThaGod
I shock all of you with lightning until you explode, and reclaim the hill, sweeping off the blood!
If I had any more room... I would soooo quote you.Quote:
Originally Posted by ThaGod
Lol I would too but I ran outta room D:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pharcyde
congragulations! you restarted their old hearts! now you have a army of EXTREMELY ENERGETIC old men with bowel problems firing at you. good job.Quote:
Originally Posted by LIGHTNINGLORD67
and lol at how none of you have space...
-snatches all the ammo-Quote:
Originally Posted by ThaGod
-replaces all of their hearts with bombs, and yanks out the spines of all of the army-
Who's owned now? :p
grabs a time bomb sticks to everyone the use there guts as a retreat for all the blood climbs to top plants nukes in hill makes a base with an army of mages str birds and dex bears
you lol i pwn
*All DNA of LIGHTNINGLORD67 reforms within body*
*alive again*
*goes back in time to when seller is about to plant time bomb*
*destroys the bombs and uses ballistic knife on Seller*
*reclaims hill*
^^
the recoil on your ballistic knife was too much!! it bounces out of his body and back into yours!! if only you had noticed the seller of that knife was... ME!!!!!
/mine
*constantly regenerates health - every second, health regenration increases by 50*Quote:
Originally Posted by Arterra
*alive again*
*places a delusional picture in front of you so you'd get mindf*** (lol search it up its funny pictures)*
*once delusional, I reclaim the hill*
/mine
i post another post to move on with the story b4 you post this said picture!!! i win again!
also i set your minecraft difficulty to hard. no more regen for you.
Wait what? O.o grr curse your speediness!Quote:
Originally Posted by Arterra
-receives a never ending power-up and I will have infinite health forever-
-goes back in time-
-plays some mine craft because I was bored-
-places picture beforeyou even Before you could speak-
/mine!
-joins your Minecraft game
-tnt on everything.
-put lava on all the mine entrances
-spawn dozens of creepers near your bunker
-steal yo diamonds
-put fire to nearby forest biomes
-let you cry while i take hill
/mine
Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooo!!!!!!!!!!!
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
-turns anger mode on-
-reclaims all diamonds-
- insta-kills you-
- insta-kills all creepers-
-plants time bomb in mine craft world and teleports to another mine craft planet with an improved hill-
/mine
anyone want to play minecraft anyways
I ride on chuck norris's back to the hill.. Everyone is scared to try to mess with him so they run away, sad, there was a volcano behind them, they all fall in
/mine
I remove the beard of chuck Norris therefore making his fist exposed. I continuously slice his invincible hand off until it comes off. It does, now he is just as weak as a normal human being. I destroy u!
/mine
Since you forgot about chuck norris I reattach his hand and use it to destroy you and steal your power ups so that I am now eternally powerful and queen of the island. :)
I call the meme killer
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__...px-Nomemes.jpg
it nullifies the power of Chuck Norris and i simply slap yo right off ma Hillz dawg, with the help of the all powerful invincibility star from my friend mario...
Well, bowser comes and steals princess peach and Mario leaves. Then I use yoshi to gobble your star and use it myself to reclaim my hill.
All of those characters die by the name of LIGHTNINGLORD!
Then I regain my infinite health and shield, and reclaim the hill
i simply rub the name LIGHTNINGLORD in some mud and suddenly everybody is ok. your powers dissapate, and we all live happily ever after... until i nade you all and take the hill
Mud? O.o apparenrly thats my weak point.Quote:
Originally Posted by Arterra
-removes all pools of mud, and the inability to create mud-
-regains powers-
-recovers from the nading-
/mine
good thing you removed the inability to make mud lol, now we all can.
you better come up with something to add to the mix new quick or we will all start throwing mud on you!
Haha, you only removed pools of mud, so all other forms of mud are still here, and therefor, you are still weakened. Also, I sling more mud onto the name so you can never find it in the river of mud flowing out of the island, which is mine, cause everybody thanks me for getting rid of you forever, bwahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by LIGHTNINGLORD67
/yours ^.^
Lol kinda upset and tired I don't feel like claiming the hill now :/
Lol it's probably for my own good that I stay away from king to tha hill (it's how I broke my arm at school lol)
i set off a nuke and it kills everthing in the world and the hills collapse
Only to come back up again with my revive
and of course i lock you in a room and throw away the key. my hill
I call a monster from the ground to attack with "death spit". It spits in all of you and all of you die instantly. My hill.
monster uses death spit: 150 damage!
Arterra uses heal orb: 200 hp recovered!
monster uses stfu haxxor n00b: but nothing happened!
Arterra uses report button: it's super effective!
monster faints
Arterra gets 400xp
Arterra gets $125
Arterra finds a golden egg!
You still didn't claim the hill xD (you didn't mention it in your post
Automatically mine ^^
NOOOOOOOOOoooo you used logic against me... i can't fight reasoning of that magnitude!
so i dont. i shut off my brain and go rambo with a minigun. then i make SURE to take the hill
I call off all zombies to take your mini gun, separate it into pieces, and 3@t y0ur br@1n$!
My hill.
I just walked up to the hill and everyone fell at my feet when they noticed jespo joined them. You all became my slaves and handed me the hill without a fight. You all knew better than to fight me. Arterra became my do-boy and takes out anyone who tries taking it over as we became one (no homo)..
JEspo, sorry to disappoint, but arterra's rules (on the front page) say no teams. Unless Arterra decides to change he rules...