fake bb gun and shot a banana at the real echidna gun which then turned back into the baby echidna who then threw up pea soup on the monkey in the tuxedo who whirled around with a
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fake bb gun and shot a banana at the real echidna gun which then turned back into the baby echidna who then threw up pea soup on the monkey in the tuxedo who whirled around with a
monkey vortex, super, hyper bazooka who unfortunately had the disease, pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (a lung disease caused by the inhalation of very fine silica dust, causing inflammation in the lungs) so he...
had to pause everything and use his nebulizer and then he
Jumped down a hole and discovered....
a white rabbit and a bottle labeled "drink me" so
he drank it. little did he know it was...
An animal of any sort.
Once he drank it, the rabbit munched his flesh from inside out and the monkey king died,
meaning that his son would rule over the country and...
his name was donkey kong, and nintendo made a verry popular string of video games in his honour. but when donkey kong found out nintendo created this thing called a 'game cube' he...
found dragon ball and transformed into the great ape. however...
She needed her great staff of destruction to open the portal of doom.
what? great ape is a guy!
(sorry this post doesn't count)
Donkey kong had secretly turned into a woman. Then he threw a humongous, gigantic, abseloutley H U G E...
barrel... and killed jesus... jesus then respawned 3 days later, lag was pretty bad back then, jesus then set forth for a faster data plan when....
The narrator of this story died!
So they were frozen in the moment they are in now because the narrator(s) aren't creating anymore events!
But thankfully BMC came along to help. Lightninglord soon realised that no matter how many times you try, you can't end a never-ending story, and so in trying to do so, created a paradox, causing his entire face to turn inside out. Scarred from watching the whole ordeal, Jesus moved to Las Vegas and got a job as a...
hoping that one day his followers would come and rescue him, and the days passes by when suddenly....
He got married in a chapel with an Elvis impersonator, which to his surprise it was actually...
Satan dressed out to be Elvis, Satan now had a way back in to heaven. And when they got there God....