Ha, nice. Also, sorry about what happened to your iPod :(
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I bring my army of unicorns and spread love and pain everywhere
unicorn meat is a good laxative. i happen to have a army of constipated old men with shotguns. lets fight.
grabs a time bomb sticks to everyone the use there guts as a retreat for all the blood climbs to top plants nukes in hill makes a base with an army of mages str birds and dex bears
you lol i pwn
*All DNA of LIGHTNINGLORD67 reforms within body*
*alive again*
*goes back in time to when seller is about to plant time bomb*
*destroys the bombs and uses ballistic knife on Seller*
*reclaims hill*
^^
the recoil on your ballistic knife was too much!! it bounces out of his body and back into yours!! if only you had noticed the seller of that knife was... ME!!!!!
/mine
i post another post to move on with the story b4 you post this said picture!!! i win again!
also i set your minecraft difficulty to hard. no more regen for you.
-joins your Minecraft game
-tnt on everything.
-put lava on all the mine entrances
-spawn dozens of creepers near your bunker
-steal yo diamonds
-put fire to nearby forest biomes
-let you cry while i take hill
/mine
Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooo!!!!!!!!!!!
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
-turns anger mode on-
-reclaims all diamonds-
- insta-kills you-
- insta-kills all creepers-
-plants time bomb in mine craft world and teleports to another mine craft planet with an improved hill-
/mine
anyone want to play minecraft anyways
I ride on chuck norris's back to the hill.. Everyone is scared to try to mess with him so they run away, sad, there was a volcano behind them, they all fall in
/mine
I remove the beard of chuck Norris therefore making his fist exposed. I continuously slice his invincible hand off until it comes off. It does, now he is just as weak as a normal human being. I destroy u!
/mine