Coffee can turn an atheist in to an alter boy...til the headache subsides.
Drinking coffee...for your protection!
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Coffee can turn an atheist in to an alter boy...til the headache subsides.
Drinking coffee...for your protection!
Today is one of those days you pour two mugs of coffee at the same time. And repeat. All day.
Drinking coffee...for your protection!
I just created hot coffee with a delicious coffee center.
Drinking coffee...for your protection!
If I had a time machine, I would ask my future self if I ever stop trying to pop out my Wolverine claws.
Drinking coffee...for your protection!
I just realized, Bernie Sanders is the Mirror Universe version of Dick Cheney.
Drinking coffee...for your protection!
idk if its coffee but there are certainly stimulants at play here lol
I drink so much coffee, I cry decaf.[emoji24] [emoji5] [emoji477]
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I think I had too much espresso and broke my face.[emoji12] [emoji477] [emoji477] [emoji477] [emoji477] [emoji477] #caffeinatedface
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Caffeine: Vitamin C for Grown-Ups
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I like being vague, it's almost as fun as this other thing.
"This coffee plunges into the stomach...the mind is aroused, and ideas pour forth like the battalions of the Grand Army on the field of battle.... Memories charge at full gallop...the light cavalry of comparisons deploys itself magnificently; the artillery of logic hurry in with their train of ammunition; flashes of wit pop up like sharp-shooters."
Honore de Balzac
French realist novelist (1799 - 1850)**
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My lovely ladystache has me feeling like Doc Holliday today.
"Why Johnny Ringo. You look like someone just walked over your grave..."*
#imyourhuckleberry #ihaveissues
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. -Andy Rooney
That thread o.O
Coffee: every sip is like a tiny hug.
The only problem with seeing if your cat likes espresso is that now you are in the same room as a cat that just had some espresso.
Scientists discover caffeine-based lifeform. (They could have just Googled me.)
Caffeinated soap? For my germaphobia and caffeine addiction.
If only there was some higher math I could use to express how many coffees I drank in the last 24 hours.
Mind...taken over by some kind of sentient...super coffee...avenge me...aahhhvenggaah me-e-ehh
Coffeehead has but one desire, coffeehead sets her skull on fire!
Coffeehead knows no in between , huffin on bags of roasted beans!
Caffeine-free diet Jolt cola!!??! Is nothing sacred?
Yum. This is a coffee, defiant yet petulant. A coffee that grabs you, shakes you by the collar and cries, "Accept me, damn you or turn me away, but for God sake DON'T POLLUTE ME WITH NON-DAIRY CREAMER!!"
Thank you, Coffee, for the chance to be coherent enough to remember the mistakes I make today.
The Coffeegirl Diet- Coffee for breakfast, coffee for lunch and a sensible coffee dinner. :)
Last night I dreamt I had insomnia...I woke up exhausted.
Obviousness strikes 1 in 3 Americans...and most don't even know it.
Coffee is the burnt offerings that keep the sleep gods away.
If I ever shook myself out of word-drunk delirium long enough to find a mouth on Cormac McCarthy's paragraphs, I'd never stop frenching it.
On politics: Been there, didn't do it.
'The budget should be balanced, the treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officaldom should be tempered & controlled & the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance.' Marcus Tullius Cicero (106BC-43BC) Roman philosopher, statesman, constitutionalist
Sometimes bored sometimes loneley, hangin out with her forum homies
She's alwase up for socializing , the caffeine keeps her mesmerizing
In one hand and in the other, picked up a mug from her older brother
Got her a cup of java sauce, pinned her mind upon a cross
Coffehead knows but one desire, coffeehead sets her skull on fire!
Coffeehead knows no in between , huffin on bags of roasted beans!
Drinkin it since the 2nd grade, she drank every cup her moma made
On french roast she tried her luck, out ran a speeding pickup truck
She likes her coffee with a mean demeanor , stuff you can use as paintbrush cleaner
The vapor makes a sweet aroma, she drinks herself into a coma
Coffeehead knows but one desire, coffeehead sets her skull on fire!
Coffeehead knows no in between, huffin on bags of roasted beans!
Keep on drinkin till your brain goes pop, keep on drinkin till your brain goes...pop!
(The coffeegirl official theme song)