Why is everyone kicking me in the head and stealing my popcorn? I guess I'll have to nuke you all even more muahahahahahaha!!! My head hurts...
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Why is everyone kicking me in the head and stealing my popcorn? I guess I'll have to nuke you all even more muahahahahahaha!!! My head hurts...
Round house kick to the head which has nothing to do with the Hill... hahahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Tavore
Correction. It's only me who's kicking you in the head and stealing your popcorn.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tavore
And I shoot the nuke out of the sky with my hi tech nuke defense system (it also makes waffles!) Now I got the hill AND waffles.
I mind-control your waffles and drown you in maple syrup. The maple syrup also conveniently short-circuits all your fancy shmancy technology. I kill my waffles, bring them back, and now I have an Undead Waffle Army that still can spray paint graffiti pretty well, considering their semi-edibleness. I claim my (sticky) hill again!
Silly duck, I'm back.
I convert your undead waffles back into (green) waffle mix with my reversifyer, and also undo EVERYTHING that happened while I slept. My hill again.
I unleash chuck Norris to catch all of u :D
been there, done that... he walks away, boredQuote:
Originally Posted by LIGHTNINGLORD67
I start a supernova to destroy all of you. Then I walk to the top of the hill and put a target in my head so you can all round house kick me when you magically come back to life.
silly jackrabbit, YOU brought us to life after saying the hill still exists after such a calamity... i would have just started a tangential multiverse with infinite hills, but ok.
+1 roundhouse kick to you, mine :D
I was completely confused by the posts following my last epic storming of the hill, so I decided to copy and paste it into Google. Conveniently, that's the exact wording of a strange turn of events in some book that was written in 2004, and you all stole those idea and plagiarised.
I incite a riot among authors around the globe who paper-cut you all to death. They then write an award-winning novel of how I heroicly took the hill in a glorious display of leadership. (and you still forgot to erase the graffiti, so my undead Gangsters AND Waffles come back to life now, this time invulnerable to fire and/or boiling chocolate fondu)
-rips off dried paint-
HIYAAAA!~!!!!
-throws it like a frisbee towards Arterra-
Oh by the way Arterra, I recently saw a street named after you. it was called "Artura" lol i swear i saw this
Coincidently, while everyone else is cut to death, one of my favorite hobbies is pain management techniques. I recite the mantras of awesomeness and just float on my chi (built up from redirected pain) and unleash a unholy undead supa-dissing beam of caucasian-made slang. Your gangsters run in terror as their ear bleed and your waffles just explode (double negative). As for your graffiti... I invoke a panel of property assessors to deem it unsightly and have it removed with their dissaproving glare.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightarcher
I then just move the hill (thank you troll) to long lost road, somewhere near wheee I live. (sometime, somehow...)
ARTERRA did u see what I just typed? sheesh!
I don't see you taking my hill, it does not concern me muahaha. Btw Arterra is not Artura... Isn't that a guy? In a bad movie? That talks with his butt?
And you didn't see me taking your hill, either ...Quote:
Originally Posted by Arterra
Arterra i already took your hill. i already claimed it as mine
And Artura is a street LOL
You failed to take several things into account.Quote:
Originally Posted by Arterra
1. Zombie gangsters feel no pain.
2. You forgot about my still-angry mob of authors.
3. Exploding waffles would destroy everything close enough to harm them, because thay are undead and fireproof.
In conclusion, your attempts to take back the hill should have failed. But because I do not wish to take chances, I hire a few professional athiests including Richard Dawkins to come and rant about your supposed supernatural powers. While you are caught in violent debates, I use Google Earth to find the hill and claim it for me!
To all those posts not like this somewerw above, THIS is how to take a hill. Otherwise all claims are void.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightarcher
Your athiests attempt to overthrwo the notion o god. I get angry and smite them. All your undead things join ME as I am lord of all that is here and now and whatever and something... Btw I remake the hill at it's original location, leaving you sitting on all of those unused nukes of tavore's... And they are active.
I understand your frustration in not seeing how I took your hill the last time, but I can hardly be to blame that you were more concerned with checking out talking buts then watching your hill. Did you not even wonder why it was covered in Chinchilla droppings?Quote:
Originally Posted by Arterra
As for this time, I spread the word of your god-like powers and millions make the pilgrimage to the mountain to experience your healing gift. I use this as an opportunity to set up a ton of gift shops on the mountain selling t-shirts. While you are busy with your new flock, I get the mountain rezoned for business instead of residential, and am able to use eminent domain to have you evicted from the mountain to build a Walmart. As my t-shirt business has made me insanely rich, I buy out Walmart and hire all your undead as greeters for minimum wage. Walmart now controls the Mountain, and I control Walmart!
I hack into the computer systems and expertly maneuver to put up VERY offensive images on you tv screens everywhere at the same time that a school field trip is scheduled (you know, being a holy hill and all)... the parent (also my legion of supporters and fanatics, thank you fluff!) are completely outraged and tear the place to the ground with gr8 gusto. I set up a 'church of Arterra' and have the hill be the religions holy sanctum... with a world-wide following.
your move
After bribing Rupert Murdoch, Fox News does a 'fair and balanced' expose on your religious splinter group's unprovoked attack on a great symbol of American Capitalism, calling anyone who mentions the offensive images 'Unpatriotic'. This causes an uproar in the true Religious Right and Glen Beck holds a take back the mountain rally. As your followers are mindless sheep, they join the rallies to protest your church. With the midterm elections in the States approaching and congress's favorability ratings dropping, they decide to divert the nation's attention by declaring the smoldering Walmart a national landmark, and bar any religious buildings within 500 miles of the mountain. They even resolve to use federal funds to rebuild the new Walmart. As I have already collected the insurance from the attack, this allows me to make a huge profit, and all it cost me was a bribe. Walmart still controls the mountain, and I still control Walmart.
Actually since the new walmart is built on government money, I start some hefty blackmailing and get get a renown documentary filmmaker to make a worldwide presentation on the subject of freedom and religious oppression, the highlight being the upthrowing of Arterranism. This forces the goverment to rethink the issue, send a sincere apology to the general public and spawn a multide of sympathetic followers. The government gives me the walmart in their televised apology and I turn it into the new symbol of Alterranism: the modernization of religion.
I set some of the best and brightest followers to conduct research and experiments on spacial fabric, and they in turn recruit their scientist buddies and so on until the world is collaborating... An that was how the imoxibilizer was born. With it any spacial fabric can be manipulated.
With this device, I create a dimension shield around the hill (even better than the overlords on too) and call it a sign that the universe bends to the whim of Arterranism, and to Arterra. I now have the entire world under my thumb as devout and believing followers.
I destroy all findings in spacial research, keeping the imoxibilizer on me at all times, and multiple copies to be found in case of distaster.
I drop my magical physics book running down the stairs at school. The binding breaks and it somehow bursts into flames. I then rewrite the known universe (particularly the parts about hills, dimentional rifts, and force fields) to better suit my needs. I take the hill with ease.
(And just for clarification I wasn't attacking God or anything earlier. It's just a good way to distract you so I could take it!)
This shield you built Arterra is amazing. Nobody can get on or off the mountain, and digging under is futile as the base of the shield protects the bottom from a sub terrainian assault. It would have been an amazing accomplishment had you actually been on the mountain when the scientists turned on the shield instead of on your mad journey to the far ends of the Earth to hide the other imoxibilizers.
I on the hand, was on the mountain the whole time, passing myself off as an Alterranism high priest. With you on the outside, I am the highest ranking church member on the mountain. I may be trapped in here, but at least I am trapped with MY mountain.
look at me. look at the hill, now look at me. look back at the hill. It is floating away. look at me. I'm on the hill. look at yourself. you go not horse.
AHA! with the new laws of the universe, since u said mountain not hill u are trapped in the wrong GEOLOGICAL FORMATION TROLOLOL!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by FluffNStuff
MY HILLZ. IN THE AIR. and yes i do have a horse... with me on the hill. 6 of them, riding them at once.
I order my enslaved goblins to digg their way under then up the hill. The minute Arterra and Troll realise my goblins are wielding giant blow-up hammers they both flee down the hole my goblins dug which was conveniently booby trapped on the way up. Both Arterra and the troll are blown to smithereens....the HILL IS MINE!
First things first, back in Aterras house i make a bubble bath and watch T.V on the plasma flatscreen.
your theory is flawed. go check what hill you are on... the one next to Fluff? yea, thats my house there, but more like my summer one...Quote:
Originally Posted by Arterra
Unfortunatley, I have no life and for the last 17 years (count em!) I I've been studying hill dimensions, geographical formations, and weaknesses in my 12 labs strategically placed throughout the world. I have found that floating hills have no soul so I take my band of angels and they punish arterra for being so cruel to thy beloved hill. They lock him up in the middle of heaven where everyone can laugh and point at him. meanwhile, I have token over the hill, and hired 101 rabie infested peacocks to scare off any predators with their vibrant colors and crazy attitude.
I buy special glasses that make the world look black-and-white, and then purchase a hunting rifle. I shoot your peacock security system and take back my hill!
Skeller Krunch kills the troll. Finished
The troll's older bro from the swamps comes and kills skeller.
He then restores frogmar's powers with one of my secret imoxibilizers (he has been UNNERFED) and he comes and pwns all those goody goody guys in heaven. With a maega frogmar and a troll I take my hill by force.
I proceed to make my OWN Arterranism heaven, and more importantly a hell. The hell will be made entirely of alien snipers, and a couple of keepers thrown in with gurgs chifu training. And NO ORBS OR POTS ALLOWED MUAHAHA MEGA LEET LEVEL.
you have foolishly left your hill undefended by placing all of your minions in hell! my band of newly transformed angels (now with free internet!) takes over the hill yet again, and i aqquire 100 health orbs to place around my hill. (are they really health orbs? youll have to find out...)Quote:
Originally Posted by Arterra
my hill? undefended? where do you think my Hell IS? with the imoxibilizer I make the inside of the hill its own trans-dimensional reality, meaning that the hill is the gateway to hell. I even had a nice big double-door made of skulls made for it... anyway i sensibly just dump your orbs overboard in case they are like invisible barrels... so yea a few come out, kick you around and invite me over with party emotes...
I realize that nobody has invoked the most binding oath and powerful law in the known universe.
I call dibs on the hill. Like shotgun, if hills had a front seat. Now, you're forced to hand it over to me peacefully. It is mine yet again!
I'm sorry, my army of hell raisers don't understand the word dibs. All they here is you blabbing off so they stomp on wittle nightarcher. My hell raisers have also invaded arterras hell and have brought some life to that lame party. Unfortunatley, my angels don't approve of my new friends the hell raisers, but it don't matter, cuz I'm crashin on dis hill, and dere ain't nutin you can do about it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightarcher
well i let my awesome alien sniper army get bogged down to exploit the weakness of your new position... your army is now fighting itself. In the chaos i get a berserker to pick you up and throw you into my hell, and dare you to call it a tea party. Frogmar is below (uber one)
Thing is I have people who can supply me with more hell raisers, but instead I go back to my angel buddies, and they destroy all hell's in the universe. Your aliens are now very confused walking down time square, and some locals don't hesitate to shoot them down. The hill has also been placed inside a demon barrier, so nothing but angels and the great man above can get in.
considering I am still worshiped as the head of Arterranism (and no, that cannot be changed, there have been too many plot twists involving that) I just walk in. I go ahead and sit atop my hill watching you struggle to realize that now my hill is out of your reach.
and no an angel cant just smuggle you in, you'd burn.
HAHA! you have fallen into my trap! That's not the real hill! That's a fake! The real hill is somewhere in Asia, and I bet you can't find it!
i found it on a hillside called Usaw Kat Peeyel.
HAHA JUST AN EXTREMELY FUNNY JOKE (TO ME) THAT SOME MIGHT NOT GET!