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Walking through rooks nest
stitching these bitch3s
Boom!
Two men jump out from the bridges
Bam ! There goes my pit sword slamming there faces
Near de end dat old wizard man is dying
i say no and crush his face into the dirt just to see go take down mofo bael who bieleves that standing in the middle of nowhere saves him.
Dead! I spit on him and a malison pops outa his bum...
Ps: i cant rap. I cant afford a pit sword. i love bael
But did you beat Lord madrome ? I am epic you defected I wreck it I beat bael 100 times on elite I am the shii I bet I knock pirates off board even if its a horde I am bored oh lord Im hardcore
Epic al thread!!!
Get at you cats tomoro when im sober.
The return of DARTHMASE gonna be brutal!!!!
Brace yo selves...............
lemme go get some more peanut butter
Omg Yall 2 made me laugh XD Aero needs peanutbutter and Darthmase gonna be sober lmao
wellllllll?
U gon get this WORK!!!!
wait for it....
wait for it.........
Couldn't find the peanut butter
I'm from the outskirts of Rook's Nest
where just to look fresh, kids out here push chests
young bucks keep grinding til the boss appear
and I'm the boss up here, you can check the office wear
you see me in PVP, I bet you'd push back
they call me young Mardrom, get your crew pushed back
real trill cat, don't matter how the skills mapped
usually on a solo run, but best believe the guild's stacked
you can catch me at the top of the leaderboards
...I guess somebody gotta keep the bleachers warm
you on an elite map? probably need a speedhack
you're just that weak cat that people tell to keep back
bout to get smoked, but nobody's rolling swishers
one hit will open up your chest, no elixirs
there's no contenders, this game's like crack rock
shouts to Spacetime... go get that number 1 app spot
Ding ding ding winner, this is what ive been waitin for! +1Quote:
Originally Posted by elbowroom:954998
Wait I got no elbow room! Someone go get Elbowroom I be chilling like a villian You in rooksnest you need healing how you feeling I got your squad kneeling! I gotta ask what the hell is a mardrom? Dont cross the margin I got drones over rooksnest Im the best Split your chest I call it a Chest split like a banana split I spit Get wit the program I go ham see me in kraag and you flee I am big uncle D you a want to be G I gotta pee Slice your neck and leave you on one knee
The only real rappers are Darthmase and elbowroom,
Arcane, your deep in spit, and you're about to drown soon.
Yup you, you lack flow, yet you still put me in shivers.
If you could check out my flow, it's like the Nile River.
You think rap is just rhyme? That shows how much you know.
Rappin aint for girls; I see your menstrual flow.
Your rhymes are bittersweet, so get off the fast lane.
A more appropriate username would be: Candycanee.
You think you're from the hood?
Let's make it understood,
That your raps support the fact-
That to rhyme- you never could.
Sorry, but I don't, rap about little games.
I wouldve beat you either way; you know it's all the same.
Sit down kid, you know I just put you to shame.
It'd be a dream to imagine you in the rapping hall of fame.
Don't spit back with "BUT DREAMS DO COME TRUE"
That actually depends on the perception and view.
I can see your still a child, hanging on to a loss.
You may have made the thread- but now you know that I'm the boss.
I make solid raps- they don't break and never broke.
Your at a loss of saliva- check this kid, he's gonna choke.
Sorry, but tonight, I made the first kill.
You wanna man up, take a testosterone pill.
Ah well, you could say it was my first-post of the night.
Put a kid to sleep, and not even worth a fight.
If I was ever deep in spit I promise someone would get lit Hurt your feelings make you catch a little fit make the label hand me your budget Ive been better than I ever been so focus like a sniper when he zoomed in might have to get a room at holiday inn crushing little battle raps punchlines I did that in 99 shatter your dreams it aint always what it seems sleeping on a recline bed with a thin pillow with a white chick butt like a black widow I read your shid like it has no rythem you a gangbanger/rap igga I am that igga I am lethal squeeze juice out a beetle yeah I got put on blast but you still wont last 1k for a winner hell naw your broke self not getting shid and I know you got a composition book beside your keyboard but I still come off top when I type this dont get slaped silly with ill battle raps 2 seats 1 car all you hear is yes daddy & snapped bras you a *itch a female poodle you couldnt stick to the script with hand paint I dont aim to please shop tags get ripped off you a lip gloss a** rapper leave you froze like a spacetime glitch then like trench foot you get trech mouth and if you still shine bright ima blow out a fuse now you on the nbc news you lost like you got no clue someone call blue clues its Mandatory! !!!!!
Bubble gum
lol
At first I thought I'd rap
Then I realised I'd be crap
But then I realised you just make words rhyme like tap
Then another one: lap
Woah, I'm pretty good at this, please don't knock me down
Don't turn my :) into a frown
If you don't have nothing nice to say then don't say anything at all
That's what I'll leave with
Another rhyme: crawl
Ps, don't take this seriously :p
Sorry man, I'm already signed up. This agency caught me buying tupacs of eminems for 50 cent, he knew I was a real rapper from then on.Quote:
Originally Posted by xcainnblecterx:955932
This thread is getting better and better lmao (: 63 post now!
What kind of rap is that...please go back to school.
Without stops or pauses, you look like a fool.
Littering slang around...it doesn't make you cool.
You're out of lines and it's the end to your intellectual spool.
My flow is spot on- it's just something you can't reckon.
Dashes mean continue, and commas mean seconds.
I showed your little rap, to two clan members.
They stumbled and were lost- but it's a laugh that they'll remember.
You silly little redneck- "ya'll" don't talk with your mouth.
I could tell you can't rap, bro you come from the South.
Turn off your country music- and listen to the music of life.
Instead of being illiterate, brandishing your knife.
I came from the hood- the darkest corner of this Earth,
Where there was the origin of legitimate rap's birth.
I hope your reading maps is better than you writing raps,
Get a tissue kid- I sense an emotional collapse.
I know why you're called 'Arcane'- people don't know what you're writing.
I put you on the floor- it's just the tears that you are fighting.
It's kind of sad now- I have to lower my level,
Just to battle you, make your life so mis-uh-rable.
As for the rap, I don't need your reward.
I'm only writing this, because I got bored.
And as for your white mother, I bet that she mourned,
Since the very day that doctors- detached your umbilical cord.
You think you're good, well consider changing your profession.
I hope a simple burn won't put your mind into depression.
Let's play a game- hmm, a game of confessions!
I clearly see 'rap' on your list of transgressions.
You'd win a medal, as an entry for "create".
You'd get none for "rap", I guess that's just fate.
You abuse the English language, call it "profane".
I can see right through your soul, I guess you're no longer Arcane.
Why bring mothers into a rap battle you said it your self you live in the ghetto I just might knock off your halo Matterfact You a sherm head I spit so raw I make a black man red looking half way dead.
I switch the way I rap because each one of you has their on flow of rapping.Stop rapping! You better get to capping and jump jacking because I know all you do is read forums on your couch you over weight mf.
I am mixed with white and black so I do like fishing I do like hanging with ashy dark skin people. Get poped like your 300 pimples your mom probably has a long nipple.
I hit you in your temple so hard you form a dimple. I clearly said I wasnt really a rapper but I guess the word didnt deliver to your mind this mf cant even count to nine This thread is mine I got a question Are you even a guy?
Dont even lie you got problems in life you probably even got a deformed wife I dont sweat when you send threats cause I am correct when I say these words Its crazy how you dirtier than your left ear.
Made me put two Interjection in one sentence Oh no Omg he made me shed a tear but I still do not show no fear & you can rub my rear .
Alright, I won't be rapping Arcane until the very next day.
Don't take it and think like I have no more words to say.
If you have a thoughtout rap- then type it- go ahead.
However until then, I guess I'll be on my bed.
But shoutout to Arcane, you little childish girl.
Stick to dressing dolls, and playing with your pearls.
I like you made your rapping, much more easier to see.
Still a rapping crime, to the fifteenth degree.
Your rap is weak, all it has are pathetic little rhymes.
I rapped in corporate studios, over a thousand times.
You don't think, you just say whatever comes first.
If you wanted a brutal delicacy- then you should've pre-rehearsed.
Before you say crap, think for a while,
Before laying down an unrecognizable style.
A style that's weak, and just doesn't hit hard.
I see your hand- looks like there's no aces in your cards.
Its a freestyle not supose to be thought out! But remember you live in the dark corners how tf you have a bed you should be sleeping in the streets and if you did have a bed you wouldnt go to sleep you would probably be up at 3 in the morning beating your meat matterfact I am just kidding get your sleep you 5 year old havent hit purbety yet!
Listen yo yo yo This is just for fun dont join if you cant handle it. If someone says something that hurts you just private message and let them know if it get worser I recommend talking to Delphina the admin hehe ^_^
https://soundcloud.com/search?q=psychodelic480
There ya go. Listen to some oxycontin poppin kinda music. Especially last track on that list
If I got you to write that comment, then I'm pretty sure you've given up already. Playing the final card, thinking your the boss of everybody. Hey, you're pretty funny, for a rapless sinner. Go ahead and ask the people for the winner. If you want a real freestyle, PM me for gmail. I'll voice chat you so bad, your dad'll think you're a fail.
For real gmail? Get up to date We got smart phones I beat you so bad I leave you prone and have them looking at you like you unknown I am bad to the bone ok ok ok ok I am done for now hope more people join. & btw I am not the only one to rap against gee -_-
Oh you must be that young generation, growing up with smartphones. It's a fact that in the future, you'll be allllll alone. I go original, stick to gmail. At least, I don't go online to look at hot males. Alright brah, I'm sorry if I targeted you too strong. I'm just as good as apologizing- saying that I'm wrong. Arcane, you're pretty cool since you absorbed all my heat. Just know that next time, my rhymes will defeat. Since you just submitted, I guess I'll stop hitting. Lemme go to mah bathroom for a clean a-ss sh.iting.
I like that last part but its the fact that I just let out a huge fart I need toilet paper I am on my way to walmart I might buy 8 rolls and let dookey drop like swish rolls since I didnt pay the bill I let the dokey sit and grow old and form mold lmao
Now that's just nasty lol.
Uh uh uh
Your guys trying to rap brings a smile to my face
You guys think your good?
Your in a turtle race.
If you try to rhyme at me you can forget it, take those rhymes and return them for store credit.
When I spit you'll know
You'll all be like, "oh no, he's about to blow...from HIS BIG TOE"
So this is the part when I say, "this is all in fun" so excuse me, but imma take a run.
LMAO
U kno wher to find me
Catch me off in Kracken
Chillin on the beach
Gold an platinum stackin
Always got it on deck
Like a Kraken captain
Servin those hammerjaws
ye i really get it
Gettin them for the two five
flippin for seven fifty
They movin over the Southern Seas
To the Windmoore Harbor
Cappin my toons with gold
Cause i know how to barter
U still over in dead city
You need to step it up
Even doin w4 runs
Youll neva level up
Dannnnng marky!
Thats that 561 fiiiiiiiii ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by LvlCap:956433