I have been asked many times: What do you want for your staff?
I have been asked many times: What do you want for your staff?
Y'all can do better =)
Pocket Legends themed joke ?
Let's give it a shot.
So two Archers were hanging around in the middle of Towne during night.
It was a beautiful night, with stars shining brightly, so the two Archers decided to count stars to pass the time.
After a minute of counting, three buff Warrior Bears come up to them, and say:
"Hey! Don't you know the rules in our Towne ? For every star you count, you have to pay a fee of 10 Gold pieces"
One of the Archers say "Oh, I'm sorry, I counted 320 stars, here's 3200 gold."
The Bears walk away laughing...
The other Archer say "Why did you do that ? Watch this, I'll teach them a lesson!"
So the other Archer walks up to the Bears, sits down, and starts counting stars.
The Bears stand there watching this, letting him count for a while.
A few minutes pass, and the Bears finally say "Didn't you learn from your friends mistake ? Pay up for every star that you've counted."
The Archer tells them he has counted 400 stars, and gives them 4000 Gold pieces.
He then proceeds to walk back to his friend, with a smile on his face.
His friend asks him "What are you so happy about ? I thought you were going to teach them a lesson.."
The Archer smiles even more, and says "I did. I actually counted 600 Stars!"
good effort but I didnt get it
I got it. Just replace the word archer with the word blonde and you will get it.
Q: One night a archer and a bear walking into a completely empty castle, yet three came out, who was the third?
A: The knight (If you say it outloud instead of typing it, the joke is better, since night and knight sound exactly the same)
I made up the jokes, but didn't make the pictures.
This is where you can get awsome pinks from the swamp!
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To beat frogmar you must have courage... true courage.
http://www.productiveflourishing.com...03/courage.jpg
Off topic jokes, I made up all these jokes:
Q: You know what I heard?
A: Sheep (get it? 'herd')
Q: You know what I saw?
A: Wood
Q: You know what's really cool?
A: Ice
Q: You know what's really funny?
A: My Jokes
Q: You know what's really wild?
A: The Zoo
Q: What do you call a blind bambi?
A: No I deer (get it? 'No I idea')
Q: What do you call a blind bambi with no legs?
A: Still no I deer (get it? still)
Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
A: Lean beef
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
Q: What do you call a woman with one leg?
A: Ilene
Q: What do you call a woman from china with one leg?
A: Irene
Q: Where does a person with one leg work?
A: iHop
If someone says jokes:
If someone says "Hi" you say "Low"
If someone says "Hey" you say "Alfalfa"
If someone says "Sup" you say "Dinner"
If someone says "What's up" you say when your inside "The ceiling" when your outside "The sky and outerspace"
If someone says "Welcome" you say "badgo" (get it? Well come, and bad go)
1st person "Knock Knock"
2nd person "Who's there?"
1st person "Is it"
2nd person "Is it who?"
(get it?)
1.5 hours left, get your entries in :P
Two idiots found a rifle and didnt know what it was. One of the idiots looked into the rifle, and the rifle went off. So the second idiot looked at him and said "Dont look so weird, i was also scared!"
So...... Who won????
bacon, I contacted him but haven't gotten a response yet.
not many themed choices oh well
If you messaged me on the forums.. I never got it.. Also I haven't been in game all day.
Been learning how to cook some good asian food! Now I just need to buy me the equipment to do it at home... sigh..
I don't need the item.. Just keep it, or give it to whoever does need it. Thanks anyways.. Just threw the joke in for fun.
was a pm *shrug*
I have more than 1, hence the giveaway
Sorry I never received it because my box was full.. I guess your only allowed 50 for both inbox and outbox.
Ok heres mine... It turns out frogmar is blonde, yea thars rite blonde
Frogmar had an overwhelming thought... She thought Le Chomp (her husband) was cheating on her... So she went to a gun store and bought a pharoahs hunting bow of horus for 10k gold, after this she went to her house, barged in an sure enough she found her beloved Le Chomp in the arms of Seth.... She pointed the bow at Le Chomp, but then, overwhelmed with grief she put the bow to her head. Le Chomp growled no dont do it!
Frogmar replied "shut up ur next!"
My next one: it sounds better as a blonde joke... Just switch health pots with tv and mana pots with microwave
Frogmar visits ozz and says "ill buy those health pots on the side over there"
Ozz says " i dont serve bosses"
so frogmar uses makeup to switch to a warrior she goes back in the store and says "ill take those health pots over there"
Ozz says "i dont serve bosses"
so frogmar again switches to an avian, think there is no way he will think im a boss....
She repeats wat she wants and ozz says "i dont serve bosses."
Frogmar says "dude im not a boss"
ozz says "ya u r"
Frogmar says "prove it"
Ozz says "fine, u know how u want those health pots over there? Those r mana pots."
I do need the shield btw
Q: What was the Wizards favorite Beach Boys Song?
A: Help Me Wand-A
Q: What held together the Wizard's majic book?
A: The Spell binding
Q: What do you call a wizard from outer space?
A: A flying sorcerer
Q: :) Why did Flaimerdude the wizard go to the hospital?
A: He kissed a boy and got a staff infection.
Q: What did the wizard put on the no parking sign?
A: Violators will be toads
Q: What kind of car does a Witch drive?
A: A Ford Hocus Focus
Q:What kind of Coffee is preferred by most Wizards?
A: Maxspell house
Q: What does a wizard say for his special flattening spell?
A: Pressed - O!
Q: What does a wizard use to conjure up an atom?
A: Eye of Nuetron
Q: Did you hear about the witch that could only predict sad fortunes?
A: He used a crystal bawl?
Q:What Wizard hangs out at the beach?
A: A Surfer Druid
Q: Where does he go surfing?
A: In the pacific potion
Q: Who was the Wizard's favorite actor?
A: James Gandolf-ini
Q: What are popular names for Witch's babies?
A: Al Chemy for Boys and Necro-Nancy for girls