Please note: If found unconscious, administer espresso.
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Roasting beans [emoji5] [emoji477]
GRrrr!!! :-( Migraine. Can't breathe pollen air, need more coffee, need more hours in a day. Anyone need to be disciplined? I'm in the right mindset.
Can I subscribe to this thread? What's the fee? ;p
I wish I had a stunt double to get me thru the day.
In Memory of Romeo, my son. Avid disc golfer, travel companion, slayer of beasts, champion swimmer..he didn't fetch, he was too cool for that. Knew hundreds of words. Anything bad was always Dixie.16 years just wasn't enough. Most of all, he was a good boy. 1997-2013
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Oh this thread looks like a diary! I might make one HAHAHAHA! Anyway, it's nice ^^ I can't imagine my self commenting everyday by day on my own post. I'm lazy asf.
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I wanted to put it in the Off-Topic section but it didn't work. This is indeed like a diary...although I think the deranged rantings of a lunatic are generally called 'manifestos'. Truth is I spend 10 hrs driving every night, and this gives me something to do with my solitude. [emoji5] [emoji477] [emoji106]
ex-professional barista signing in :love_heart:
I'm a professional cake roaster (though I think they call it baking these days)
Coffee says it's gonna be all right. I'm trusting you on this, coffee.
I'm working on inventing the coffee iv
has quit drinking....hard liquor....on Tuesdays....at work. Hey, baby steps. ;P
I had to make this
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and kona can provide the sweet treats to accompany the coffee. we can have the warrior blend: very strong, but not very subtle. sorcerer blend: tastes so good it must be magic! rogue blend: deceptively effective, you've had the second before you realise the first has just blown your head off..at which point it's too late and you're left defibrillating with joy.
You made me caffinicated , umm...what? Bring my french fries with Coffee, Made mad Me this thread :unconscious:
There is not enough coffee in Columbia to make me a morning person.
If I put some instant coffee in the microwave, I just might be able to go back in time.
Coffee girl making her morning cup..
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Hmmm I think you got it strong enough
My 'Talking Joe' says 'drink me'. I must comply. Often.
You can never have too many civil rights or too much coffee.
Make arlor cake, again!
'Cynicism springs not from cruelty or viciousness, but from precisely the opposite: a fatal love of virtue. We want the world to be a better place & we can't shrug off the dissapointment when it lets us down. Our cynicism gives us the painful power to behold life shorn of its sustaining illusions. So we retaliate with our specific brand of wounded wit.' -The Cynic's Sanctuary
Cynicism is not being pessimistic. It's expecting a lot from the world & not letting it get away with anything else.
*thought, as the door jingled, signaling the arrival of a group of patrons. Their eyes were feral and I could tell they were desperate for their morning fix...If I didn't act quickly I would surely be ripped limb from limb by the coffee zombie horde.*
"Ggggrrriiiinnnnddddddssss"
*throws bag of beans, makes escape*