Post your funniest story about playing with a noob:)

(This is my first post only because of this thread)

Just the other day I was farming gold in Plasma. I joined a game and saw a level 1 in there. I asked who was the host, low and behold the level 1 was the HOST!!! Need I say more?

Later in the day as I continued to farm more gold I started hosting my own games in which I continuously had sub level 20's joining. With every new join the first chat from them consisted of "Please don't boot, Can you help level me, Can I stay?". There was another guy who was farming with me and every time a sub 20 joined I would boot them and the day went on with more "LOL" and "That was hilarious" chat comments from the both of us than farming.

On a side note I've been playing for the last 3 months and have enjoyed the community very much.

I have newbie moments where I'll run my lvl 50 character into 4 mini bosses, then I instantly die & then my group dies.

Playing with a noob?
i see mynas gens everywhere.

Gotta chime in on the, "REZ ME!" people. Leveling another level 50's alternate and there was a grand total of 3 of us doing Crush the Keeper--a dex bear (48), and two birds (a 48 and my 50). All's going swimmingly. We get to the Keeper and start smacking him. Level 48 bird goes down and starts yelling, "REZ ME!". Ummmm.....you've been playing with a bear and another bird for the entire level. You can look up and see that no one else has joined the group. I know mages are magic and all, but they don't just poof into existence in your time of need.

Joined two level 10s w/ my level 10 in a Toy Factory game last night. The other level 10s had damage pots and told me to pot up. However, they're not clearing much faster than I clear/rush solo. In fact I start leading and am ahead of them to the Toy Man. So we get to Toy Man, kill him and I drop pink. They drop greens. They boot me :) [Had me rolling here. LOL ]

So I join another level 10 game w/ a couple players I already know. We clear quickly, kill Toy Man quickly. No damage pots :) Later another friend joins and says that damage-pot host booted him also. Later I AM hosting and another level 10 joins and he says his alt is that damage-pot host. He joined as we were killing the Toy Man and it was our last run. LOL.

I think some players are not the sharpest knives in the drawer. Had he let me stay, we would have run cheaper and faster and as a fuller group. I know I would have started hosting (haven't seen that much faster hosting of Toy Man games) and we would have been a fast full group. But hey, I can solo pretty good so whatever. I think pink drops are better with me hosting anyways :)

Experiences with my Pure Dexterity Archer, Rruly.

-Happens alot.. Random people add me and randomly ask for money!! LOL. This level 33 ask me if i had "EXTRA" megablasters.. Which was my cyber gun.. I was like Rofling.. I said you cant have mine.. And he said.. You have any more? LOL

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Originally Posted by bladesword

Playing with a noob?
i see mynas gens everywhere.

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Doubtful, because most mynas gen died out. They're going extinct, luckily pita doesn't want to save them or we'd be screwed.

New funniest story!! With me and Kingofhurtz!

We were running Kossi through Balefort on his Epicmule when a newbie joins the game, he asked if he could stay. Like dumbies we said yes, after that he hunted us down for powerleveling! Theres nowhere to hide he will find us! :O

During the beginning of A03 this guy asked me where I had gotten my gurgox hammer of rift from, I said do you know all the bosses? He said yes, but I don't know where it drops.... -facepalm-.

LMFAO, Epic Rangepwnsmeel...

OMG, range. LMFAO!! I wanna find one of those.... players! LOL.

A newbie once said "I can kill a mini-boss easy", next thing I know his character dies after 3 hits.

A guy once asked me how do I color my void armor and blaster black like yours. He then left because he thought I wasn't answering, and proceeded to go into town yelling. "Buying Black Paint for my mega blaster and void armor!". Cyber Quests... LMAO

Wow, that's hilarious.

I had a lvl 8 asking if he could have my full rift set. After I said no he offered to trade me a green elf helm because someone told him it was "worth alot" I have noticed I get asked daily for my armor or sword... What do people think? That they are going to get given all this stuff for nothing? Pfft

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Originally Posted by rangepwnsmeel

A guy once asked me how do I color my void armor and blaster black like yours. He then left because he thought I wasn't answering, and proceeded to go into town yelling. "Buying Black Paint for my mega blaster and void armor!". Cyber Quests... LMAO

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This is not runescape...

I remember when I was at LE, and this lv 20 something joined in. He got frozen, and he's like WTF?! I can't move!

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Originally Posted by jjjjaaaakkkke

I remember when I was at LE, and this lv 20 something joined in. He got frozen, and he's like WTF?! I can't move!

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lol!! funny! I experienced that before when I was level 30 plus in LE but I never say it out loud like him! then I realise I can move after I tap heal. haha

Sad to see half the people who posted on here are gone...

Lol I entered a town once and this guy was like "HOW DO I WALK!?!?! I CAN TYPE, BUT HOW DO I MOVE?!?"

I just introduced a friend to this game....but... I had to teach him how to tap... and he had problems doing it... and... he's a tech geek... **stare**

It's not funny when I am the noob in all my stories. :P

OMG. A level 50 in CS is asking for money for a void blaster. Um, at current prices...!!! When I say go pop it, he says "how? where? it's not dropped like that." When I tell him where to go, he responds w the classic "go cut urself"

Um, if I put all beggars on my ignore list, how long will my ignore list be? Cause I'm pondering that... Maybe I'll limit it to level 50 beggars...

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OMG. A level 50 in CS is asking for money for a void blaster. Um, at current prices...!!! When I say go pop it, he says "how? where? it's not dropped like that." When I tell him where to go, he responds w the classic "go cut urself"

Um, if I put all beggars on my ignore list, how long will my ignore list be? Cause I'm pondering that... Maybe I'll limit it to level 50 beggars...

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Was this yesterday? Folks did "beggar day" in forest heaven for a laugh...

Nope, right when I posted.

Yesterday, there were lots of beggars in CS also. Didn't see that many in Forest Haven actually. Maybe I was in wrong Forest Haven :P Did see some nekkid beggars in CS yesterday. Was pretty funny.

This level 50 was NOT one of those. It was obvious from his EQ. Personally I think he was a failed level 50: Can't play in level 50 dungeons. I have no clue why someone would want to create a character like that, but there he was and I've seen others like him. What's the point of being powerleveled if the result is a weak character...? Seems like someone who is setting themselves up to not like the game.

In my view you have to do at least the first toon the "proper" way... Else you end up with an overly strong level 1. lol

I get a new story every time I go into Captive Audience...

I've told level 50s to go replay the game, starting in Forest Haven. I won't bore you with the responses. LOL.

A newbie once asked, how do you die?... I noticed he had a death/kill ratio of 0/4203, so I dragged a mob to him and left the server and came back quickly. He then died because he lagged out.

yesterday i helped all of my list to get the antennas...
i was actually in fathom town and invited a noob (dont remember name right now...) several times and pmed him: COME! DEV IS HERE!

Answer was this: SORRY, I DONT PLAY ANYMORE THOSE LOW LEVEL DUNGEON

:-S

Newbies are so hilarious.

Being that I'm still a noob, this is noob-on-noob mocking. :D

Said right after yellow antennas were given out in Balefort:

1st Guy: You didn't get any?
2nd Guy: No.
1st Guy: Where were you?
2nd Guy: Waving at the dev
1st Guy: I didn't see you.
2nd Guy: I was standing right by the dev, waving
1st Guy: Are you sure?
2nd Guy: Yeah, I was waving at the guy with the red name. He completely ignored me!
1st Guy: You mean Kneil? That's not a dev, that's an NPC!

[paraphrased from memory... oh how I wish I could do screen shots with my EVO, hehehe)

OMG! lol-story! ;)

another nice one:

was in town with my mage with shadow gear when a guy pmed me: where u got that dead baby?

i thought OMG how u can think thats a dead baby????? must have a sick brain.....

I wish I could have seen the guy waving at Kneill. XD

I had a level 10 in a game I hosted in AO3 the other day, me and a friend were just discussing how we couldn't do the bosses as we were too low level when this 10 Bear appears and just heads, by himself for the boss.. seconds later he reappears behind us and goes for it again! This went on about 4 or 5 times before he got it and left.

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OMG! lol-story! ;)

another nice one:

was in town with my mage with shadow gear when a guy pmed me: where u got that dead baby?

i thought OMG how u can think thats a dead baby????? must have a sick brain.....

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I'm lol'ing

So this is Animeva and I obviously haven't posted here a lot thus far but I just had to throw some of my stories into this!

First off I was with a group of 50's in Shadow Cave III (after caves were made more difficult) there was no host at the time and a level 12 came in and wouldn't leave. We started out asking nicely and explaining why this wasn't a place for him to level and that we needed all of the help we could get but still he wouldn't budge. So I messaged all of the other members that they should A. Not rev this guy and B. Start going in to the game but not to fight at all we did this for about 10 min and he died repeatedly but still wouldn't give up. So then we asked him if he would go in alone and show us his mad skills, which he did and again died before he could take two steps in. After 45 minutes and me vowing to outlast him he finally left ...only to be replaced by a level 19.

Another just happened the other day, I was selling a Hooch Hat in Balefort and someone PM'd me saying that they would give me 6k. I had sold one earlier in the day for 10K which was exactly what they were going for in CS so I told him that my asking price was 10K, he called me a Noob and walked away. I'm not quite sure what I did to deserve that but to me those are fighting words. I left Balefort and returned with my main bear and asked him if he remembered me, he said "no, who are you?" and I replied, the noob. He said a bunch of words I wont repeat here and told me he was going to report me... :)

Off topic -- When I'm trading with someone and I show them items that I'm selling (usually lower end items) and I've stated my asking price in my announcement (which is really cheap) do people feel the need to list all of their best pinks while I'm showing my wares? It's not a contest, this is what I'm selling... I never said you didn't have better items! I'll never understand that.

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I also love the related phenomenon of players who don't understand working together, and just follow their autoattack wherever it takes them. It's mostly amusing since they usually just wander away and get killed, but it can be annoying when you're trying to fight a boss, and some bear is off to the side hacking away at a regular croc or mummy.

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My current favorite is people who think it matters who opens a chest, so they run through the fight, all the way to the other side of the room, not firing a single shot, buff or debuff until they've opened all the chests. Unfortunately, they haven't implemented the “tae kwon leap” skill…

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Originally Posted by mycroftxxx

My current favorite is people who think it matters who opens a chest, so they run through the fight, all the way to the other side of the room, not firing a single shot, buff or debuff until they've opened all the chests. Unfortunately, they haven't implemented the “tae kwon leap” skill…

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When I first started playing I told someone "leave some for the others. stop stealing all the chests!".

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Originally Posted by jjjjaaaakkkke

I remember when I was at LE, and this lv 20 something joined in. He got frozen, and he's like WTF?! I can't move!

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That's not half as sad as the level 50 mages who don't realize they can undo the freeze with heal.