I think of a fat Royce, but maybe that's just me.
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You play too much PL when you see a bird accidentally pooping over a bear when it's flying and thinking, "OWNED!"
When you BF buys you Purple Roses and you get mad because he did not spring for the Legendary Pink ones.
You play PL too much if a guy runs away from you and you just laugh and say "I just use beckon noob!"
You use a smaller one hand bat in baseball because the two hand bat reduces your skill.
You play PL too much when you start finding enchantresses attractive. Especially in the holiday outfit? Ooo la la.
You play PL too much when you don't realize an extremely hot girl is hitting on you because you are too busy playing PL.
You play PL too much when you dropped over 10 bucks for an iOS/Android Game
You play PL too much when you see a flag you grab it and run home. When you arrive home you shout "1 point to the Blue Team!!"
When you avoid sewer grates irl because you're afraid of them blowing up and flinging you 20 meters into a wall.
When your friends go to light a smoke around said sewer grate and you run screaming in the other direction because firestorm blows grates.
You play too much PL when you at the Bakery see a gingerbread man and say "Perfect for my Twink!"
- when you are at work, a patient codes and at some point between pushing atropine and checking for a femoral pulse you catch yourself thinking how much easier it would be with a REV button.
(Don't worry....he lived. Once again my healing skills payed off!) :)
You play PL too much when you in the army as sniper are shooting some high armored targets and you think "Time to use armor breaker!"
You play to much when
1: you call a bear a ursan warrior in biolodgy
2: I a snowball fight you panic and think "use mana shield"
3: you play PL on your iPod and check the forums simultaneously.
4: when you buy multiple chargers for different parts of your house
5: you borrow your sisters iPod to get more free plat
6: your feel extremely close to your forum mate, to the point where you would do anything in RL for them.
7: everything you see reminds you of PL.
8: your friends catch you checking the forums in algebra
9: you sneak off to the bathroom at lunch to check the cs.
10: you write important farming dates, tournaments, and updates on your calendar
11: you call your best friend Jacob- jespo
13: when someone asks you something you say "check the forums"
14: you look to the forums for help in RL
9;
1. you go to the apple store and log into the forums on an ipad
2. refresh the forums every 4-5 seconds
You play too much when all the chicks in your class start too look like enchantresses...