Vlad ate the evil chicken and became good... and fat
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Vlad ate the evil chicken and became good... and fat
Vlad? Don't what are you talking about but then, they all died in ctf cuz the legendary flip suicided himself which caused us to suicide ourselves.Quote:
Originally Posted by Buster
Then everyone pooped ^^
But the evil chicken wasn't dead... He was still leaving into Vlad Stomach!
MEANWHILE,
In a galaxy far, far away...
An Alien III Spaceship with 7489 aliens appeared! The Alien III Spaceship is their newest model!!!! ;)
Everyone screamed. "GIVE ME COOL GEAR YOU WRETCHED LEVEL 75 ALIENS! I DON'T WANT TO FACE YOU IN HUMANIA!"
And then Flip came and showed off his lvl 100 gear.
Everyone was jealous
even the aliens
then they all blew up
But thanks to a surprisingly powerful gravitational field, they were somehow able not to be blown to bits! Then they saw a white rabbit...
and then harry potter killed voldemort and they lived happily ever after
But oh no! it doesn't end there. turns out, voldermort switched bodies with harry potter before they fought. so now voldermort hangs around ron and hermione, because he has a mega crush on hermione too
Then Hermione dies
then voldermort jumps the bridge.
then ron gets depression n he he jumps too
And harry potter made a super healing who saved his friends.. but there was inconvenient.. they got teleported in Alterra for living...
And the most powerful wand ever was destroyed.
And Harry potter and his friends got massacred in a flash battle.. Warriors cut Harry's head with their fury axes and swords, same for Ron and Hermione :)... After a few days; a Strange merchant appeared in the sewer.. He was proposing to "craft" material to make items more powerful..... O.OQuote:
Originally Posted by Swimmingstar
And Chicken run died. And since chickens couldn't run anymore after the death of chickenrunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, chickens went extinct and Alterran Fried Chicken ran out of business.
... there were so many chickens in Alterra that this specie couldn't extinct. This is why, some were still alive, and multiplied again ._.Quote:
Originally Posted by Swimmingstar
And jedi "liberated" Alterra to stop the chicken massacres
But Master yoda, when he saw Chickenrunnn who was looking like him, allied with chickens....Quote:
Originally Posted by Cahaun
But suddenly master Yoda got transported to the Blackstar world, and was unable to help chickens... dun dun dun
There the vular cultists mistook Yoda as a great and powerful vular, and made him a leader.Quote:
Originally Posted by Swimmingstar:602450
MEANWHILE... back in Alterra there was a great storm killing many creatures including 2811 elfs 3294 bears 3242 archers and all of the chickens! 484357397593!
But one Mage was still alive awe who killed half of storms
MEANWHILE... back in Blackstar Yoda accidentally killed all of his vular followers with his ugly face and became the hero of Blackstar.
But then... the other planets/campaigns remained unsaved and in almost absolute destruction if the havoc was not stopped.
Then Chuck Norris appeared and saved everyone.
New content appeared and all of the alterrans mobbed Samhayne for new gear.
So he logged off.
And a truck hit Chuck Nurris..
Who soon became Darth Vader and force-choked every last chicken on Earth (except for the fried chicken)!
But the avians mobed darth vader for killing their cousins while the elves rev the chickens (including the fried ones
And darth vader was turned into dust. And chuck norris wasn't killed so he came out stronger!
And another ENORMOUS truck touched him at 2000 Miles/Hour... And the truck explosed, Chuck norris was still alive..
It turns out he was related to Epicunicorn and getting hit by trucks runs in the family.
So he destroyed all trucks and replaced them with better versions, truckadilios.
BUT those truckadilios got carried away by the military. They were sent to the bank vault for safekeeping.
Military were so tired after soooooo much work that they needed a rest.. So that, they asked dev to add music to Alterra.. And devs made Symphony map into a HUGE nuri place :).. And the Cap got raised to make PL funnier :D