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What did the dog say to the cat? Woof.
Not a joke, meh. I'll try n think of more.
Sent using scattered leaves on a windy day.
What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
If you have bird flue you heed tweetment. If u have swine flu u need liniment.
Treatment and ointment, I think. Lmao.
Sent using scattered leaves on a windy day.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!
Bahahahahajahahajajajajahahahahahahaha!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta
What do you call a seagull that flies over a bay?
A bagel
What's Michelle Obama's favorite vegetable?
Barackoli
Yw
Nuuuuuuuuuu!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mysticaldream
What do you call a Mexican with a fake toe.....
Roberto
Rubber toe get it.
I r so sad now
Wut you do call Promagin
A nub
I wen wut is my preyes
Q: How do you kill a circus clown?
A: Go for the juggler!
Q: How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Q: What would happen if you cut off your left side?
A: You would be all right.
Q: What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?
A: Their last big hit was "The Wall"
Enjoy :)
how do you cut the sea? with the seesaw
why did the chicken cross the road? cause the kfc guy was chasing him
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thank this post if you laughed :P (probably no one)
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? - Frostbite
Knock Knock... Who's there? ... Banana ... (repeat 4 times) Knock Knock... Who's there? ... Orange ... Orange who? ... Orange you glad i didn't say banana?!
What is the Karate expert's favorite beverage?
Kara-Tea.
rot is nub
wurs joke eva
A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"
The doctor replies: "It's very simple. You're two tents!"
( too tense! )
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
"You're too young to smoke."
Once there was a man and a woman and they like were together for some reasonand then the man farted and laughed and woman didnt laugh because she thought it wasn't funny but man thought it was funny and they fought and stuff and farts are funny
I challenge you to a pun-off I'm pun-defeated.
What did the grasshopper say after it hit the windshield?
If I had the guts, I'd do it again.
Q: What did one plate say to the other?
A: Dinner's on me tonight *wink*
(Get it? Cuz uhm...it's a plate and umm...the dinner goes on the plate...yeah no. )
Knock knock
Whos dere.
Your underwear.
Why did the human cross the road?
He wanted to get to the other side
Why did Reun do laundry?
It was the only way he could get a gf
Why is there yolk in an egg?
All chickens are part Asian
I thought you were Doc for a sec lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Reun
Why was this thread made?
Probz to have lame jokes fer trolls.
Sent using blood on a bathroom wall.
Did you guys hear about the kidnapping?!
He woke up.
You want a bad joke. Hmm ok.
So whats in it for me?
How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it.
Here's a bad joke for you...
Heh.
NiceQuote:
Originally Posted by Bookmark
Such a Jew.Quote:
Originally Posted by XghostzX
A horse walks into a bar with a set of jumper cables... the bartender says "Look, I don't mind the long face, but you better not be startin' anything in here!!"
;)
What's a shooter's favorite dessert?
A phew- phewding. (U)
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven ate nine.