I am not crazy...it is the caffeine that sets my mind in motion, it is thru beans of java that thoughts acquire speed. The hands acquire shakes, the shakes become the warning.... that....I AM.... IN COMPLETE CONTROL..... OF MY ADDICTION!!
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I am not crazy...it is the caffeine that sets my mind in motion, it is thru beans of java that thoughts acquire speed. The hands acquire shakes, the shakes become the warning.... that....I AM.... IN COMPLETE CONTROL..... OF MY ADDICTION!!
Remember the Klingon frozen prison planet, Rura Penthe? That's what Dunkin Donuts iced coffee does to wrongfully accused beans.
I am pretty sure that I could prevent a supernaturally caused Apocalypse single-handedly with enough coffee.
Flavoring coffee is like punishing someone for being talented.
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I'm a coffeeholic on the road to recovery....just kidding, I'm on my way to the coffee shop.
Time for the Super Coffee Bonus Combo Multiplier Finishing Move!
2+ hrs spent on finding perfect cape, mask & tights
100+ hrs spent fighting henchmen, criminal masterminds & supervillains
1100+ hrs spent drinking coffee in mmo's
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Coffeegirl is not for everyone. May cause anxiety, insomnia, rapid heart rate, dependancy and in some cases, death.
Drinking coffee...for your protection!
Amazing what caffeine and no sense of self-preservation can do.
Drinking coffee...for your protection!
Coffeegirl no function coffee well without.
Drinking coffee...for your protection!
Replace filter and coffee grounds with new filter and new coffee grounds.
Pour first batch of coffee back into the coffee maker.
Brew AGAIN
Lift off
Let me tell you people something. I work nights and needed a way to stay energetic. I finally found the answer...
I just drank "double brewed coffee" and I feel like I can throw an orange at 60 percent the speed of light. Do you realize that if I had a boomerang right now I could kill god, eat his meat, and use his hide to stay warm during those long nights on the savanna? ENERGY. After drinking this special coffee I suddenly find myself triangulating coordinates and **** in my mind. I'm pretty sure if I was a floating head that I'd be able to float directly to the Bermuda triangle without stopping for directions. I have so much energy that I'm now watching half hour long sitcoms in just seconds!
You ever notice that they don't have any type of Karate for German shepherds? If dogs learned to focus their chi, just imagine how screwed we'd be? Well, I wouldn't be screwed, but you most certainly would be. Right now I could probably fight off a giant ghost flamingo made entirely from ninja stars and tasers. In fact, I'm about 85 percent certain that I could mess up a 2003 Nissan Altima, if it were to suddenly become self-aware and hostile towards me. ENERGY.
I have so much energy that I can multitask more stuff right now than your lazy *** will accomplish within the next 4 months. While I type this I'm also filming a remake of "tango and cash", done with puppets. Simultaneously, I'm also updating my match.com profile while dry humping a zebra and skiing.
And guess what? I just squeezed a New York steak with my bare hands and crushed it into individual calories! I am the ghost of Jim Varney and I will haunt you into infinity! I am the one that inspired the "blade" movies and I will triumph! I am the singularity, the way, the light, the man who can turn a normal visit to the zoo into a multiple felony getaway vacation to the andromeda galaxy and I don't take crap from anyone!!
If you want to lay around until you morph into a giant stick of butter and explode, that's your choice. But if you want so much energy that you could morph into a cybernetic plasma cheetah and beat the living sh*t out of the power rangers then I suggest you try "double brewed coffee". ENERGY.
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Damn that late afternoon espresso..it is like the Che Guevara in my revolution against sleep.
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"Over second and third cups flow matters of high finance, high state, common gossip and low comedy. Coffee is a social binder, a warmer of tongues, a soberer of minds, a stimulant of wit and a foiler of sleep if you want it so."
But, always remember....
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My ennui is at an all time whatever.
Drinking coffee...for your protection!
I don't 'want' a William Shatner cover of 'In your eyes'. I NEED a William Shatner cover of 'In your eyes'!!!
Drinking coffee...for your protection!
Replicate fresh coffee cherries. Transporter to remove bean from fruit. Fresh roast in small batches with a phaser set on stun. Cafe Trek.
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I keep accidentally transforming into my truck form every time I yawn. Definitely time for coffee!
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I think its incredibly hot in here
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You know, it gets ugly and vulgar from this point on
In my life, I've met people. Some I never think about again. Some, I wonder what happened to them. Some, I wonder if they ever think about me. And then there are some I wish I never had to think about again.
But I do.
I have always thought of a coffee shop as a church-- of sorts. A place for fellowship. A community of individuals brought together in a place of worship(for me, anyways) A place where wit & wisdom flow. Where we talk story. We discuss finance, state affairs, common gossip, and a bit of low brow comedy. I have met magnificent people and made personal connections that will last a lifetime. Ordinary encounters made extraordinary.
Coffee is the tie that binds us...at least in my life.
Coffee--brewed. Hearts--warmed. My job here is done. :)
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The Church of Coffee. I'd worship.
#sacrilicious
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Just kraken jokes
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'You're kraken me up, comedy squid'
I will laugh about this pun FOREVER!
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Captain America quotes Mark Twain and inspires.
Inspiration in Marvel Comics Civil War series.
So far in the Civil War we've seen Captain America at his best and possibly worst occasionally. He's been beaten by his old friend the Iron Man and saw tragedy, but continues to keep up the good fight for freedom in the Marvel Universe.
The cause of the Civil War, the death of school children after a villain named Nitro literally explodes during a battle with the New Warriors. This event creates public uproar leading to the Super-human Registration Act which enforced the mandatory registration of super powered individuals with the government. Failure to comply meant being imprisoned in the Negative Zone in an inescapable prison. Iron Man and Reed Richards of the Fantastic Four stand by the Act fighting against heroes like Captain America who oppose the Act.
At first Spider-Man sided with Iron Man against Cap, but later realized he was on the wrong side and went public with his decision to go against the Registration Act.
We all know that sometimes the worst times can bring out the best in us, and the Civil War has allowed us to see a glimpse of Captain America's fighting spirit and sense of right and wrong.
The most revealing and inspirational momentfrom Cap I've found so far in the Civil War storyline comes not from Captain America's book, but Amazing Spider-Man # 537.
On a rooftop, (Where else do superheroes talk?) Spider-Man points out to Cap that most of America has Cap down as a traitor. Spidey then just wants to know how Cap deals with it. Cap turns away and says,
"I remember the first time I really understood what it was to be an American...What it was to be a patriot."
"I was just a kid...A million years ago, it seems sometimes. Maybe twelve. I was reading*Mark Twain. And he wrote something that struck me right down to my core...something so powerful, so true, that it changed my life. I memorized it so I could repeat it to myself, over and over across the years. He wrote --'In a*republic, who is the country?
Is it the government which is for the moment in the saddle? Why, the government is merely a temporary servant: it cannot be its prerogative to determine what is right and what is wrong, and decide who is a patriot and who isn't. It's function is to obey orders, not originate them.
Who, then is the country? Is it the newspaper? Is it the pulpit? Why, these are mere parts of the country, not the whole of it, they have not command, they have only their little share in the command.
In a monarchy, the king and his family are the country: In a*republicit is the common voice of the people each of you, for himself, by himself and on his own responsibility, must speak.
It is a solemn and weighty responsibility, and not lightly to be flung aside at the bullying of pulpit, press, government, or the*empty catchphrases*of politicians.
Each must for himself alone decide what is right and what is wrong, and which course is patriotic and which isn't. You cannot shirk this and be a man.
To decide it against your convictions is to be an unqualified and inexcusable traitor, both to yourself and to your country, let men label you as they may.
If you alone of all the nation shall decide one way, and that way be the right way according to your convictions of the right, you have your duty by yourself and by your country. Hold up your head. You have nothing to be ashamed of'."
Cap continues, "Doesn't matter what the press says. Doesn't matter what the politicians or the mobs say. Doesn't matter if the whole country decides that something wrong is something right.
This nation was founded on one principle above all else: The requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or the consequences. When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree besides the river of truth, and tell the whole world--
--No,you move."
I guess I'm getting old and sentimental, but I swear sitting there reading a Spider-Man comic book of all things, I felt like I could almost shed a tear.
This is what heroes are all about whether real or imagined, the ability to inspire.
In a coffeehouse, far, far away....
Me: I love you
Coffee: I know
#cafewars
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Bahahahahaha wth. Lol!
Prove you're not addicted. Stop. Rofl!
This is hilarious! Lemme reserve this spot for a coffee reference!
Do I really need to sign this?
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(¸.•´ (¸.• Dragnab
It's a drug and I'm addicted. But I am in total control of this habit.
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Is that coffee in your hand or am I not happy to see you?
Drinking coffee...for your protection!
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Some day the world will be conquered by an evil comedian whose only weakness is bad puns and I promise to give up power after defeating him.
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Now entering Coffeefornia. The state of Awakeness
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Pro Tip: When cleaning the house while listening to 80's power ballads...under NO circumstances is the toilet bowl brush a microphone.
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Random thoughts of a coffee junkie: who ever said 'Revenge is a dish best served cold' has never tried it sauteed with baby carrots and summer squash.
Drinking coffee...for your protection!
Sleep is the wormhole I travel thru every night to get to my morning coffee.
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Adenosine receptors, meet your new intern, Caffeine. He'll be replacing Sleep, who just took a full-time position with another firm.
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The check engine light in my car finally turned off, which can only mean one thing. That, too, is now broken.
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Bahahahahahahahha
Give me coffee or you know the next part.
Drinking coffee...for your protection!
If asked, how do I take my coffee, I reply, seriously, very seriously.
alarm, snooze, alarm, snooze, alarm, coffee, Facebook, coffee, breakfast, coffee, shower, coffee, dressed, coffee, teeth, coffee... OK I'm up!
Drinking coffee...for your protection!