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Once upon a time...
the goal is to start a story, and people add to it. I will start with on 3 sentences and leave it for you guys to continue. Lets see what our minds come up with after 30(?) posts.
-Only 3 Sentences long per entry.
-You can post again AFTER 5 posts have passed.
-The last sentence should be left incomplete for the next person to start.
-Keep it clean.
-And have fun.
Once upon a time there was a Warrior in the world of Alterra. He was strong, intelligent and agile. He was lost and in need of...
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A giant sword to kill zombies with in the land of forest havin
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But being a modest Warrior and true to his heart he decided to hang up his sword and take up knitting.
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Because his mom told him to.
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Using his two dark ursan blades as knitting needles, the warrior knitted pink socks for his mom until an elephant appeared.
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It actually turned out that the elephant was evil. He then picked up his faithful knitting swords and...
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Edit: I was too slow.
Sun that was wearing a bandana. Too bad the sun was in the middle of fighting Saturn.
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he dialed 911, and the voice on the other side was familiar. it was...
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Leeroy Jenkins in need of his help. His sandwich had been
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Which had also ate the king who was going to...
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See an elephant about his problem with being afraid of
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how awesome Leeroy Jenkins is...
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when chuck norris came along and took...
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the kings victoria secret hand lotion. the king jumped with such anger, he screamed at...
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Chuck Norris, who did a roundhouse kick to his face...
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and missed...thus destorying a long held internet meme about Chuck Norris, Suitable chuffed the Warrior dothed his knitting swords and went forth to.
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Chuck Norris never misses. As the warrior dothed his knitting swords to go forth he noticed that he was missing his front teeths. Which Chuck Norris had round house kicked - in super slow motion.
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Which the teeth were sent down his throat,
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And tasted like little white pieces of chiclet gum, but something strange was arousing in his stomach, something...
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After Chuck Norris inadvertently kicked them in, Frogmar had placed an ancient curse on his teeths. And now they were about to eat him from the inside out.
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So the warrior called on Le Chomp the dentist to remove the teeth in his tummy by
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Then le chomp the dentist turned out to be an evil dentist and he yanked some teeth out, and laughed an evil laugh. The warrior was thinking about suing, but instead....
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Went to see a very expense denist and had the lost teeth replaced with platinum implants from the in game store. Feeling dapper he wandered out into the street and encountered....
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jubjub, the god of chickens. jubjub then...
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Skele-meathead!! The deformed meathead and skeller crunch combined. So the warrior was running around in the streets crying, when suddenly....
Dammit too slow.
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Granted him a spoon only with "you will know when to use it" as his last words before he vanished. The warrior continued on until he encountered a..
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...fish called Raymond. Who was eating..
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the warrior sent spacetime a screenshot saying "this is what happens when u make us wait a month and a half for ao3"
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And then he ate a pie which actually was a...
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Giant fish eating squirrel, named Pablo. Pablo then left off to a journey to Hollywood to try to accomplish his dream of being a...
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a wannabe justin bieber until he found out that...
(man, lightninglord is retarded; his sentences don't make any connection and link to the previous post)
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...justin bieber was actually a cyborg sent from the future to destroy human ears. This plan seemed to be working until...
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A small rabbit called Timothy questioned the Warriors quest, the Warrior replied...
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were the bloody hell is ao3! ive done all the noob quests in a day including the collect 1024 tomes quest, and all i got was 512g... this is BS!
the warrior gets sick of farming ao2 and desides to walk around wearing a purple sombrero and pimping encantresses until....
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And than a turkey named Tony walked up, and told Violent to STFU cause AO3 will take some time :) then Tony....
(Tony said it, not me!)
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Screamed "leave the devs alone" and then pondered Thanksgiving.
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and said. "I'm going to hatch a plan so people don't eat Turkey for thanksgiving. Maybe I'll get people eating Duck, or possibly Goose. Hmm, where to start - I know, I'll go to the....."
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gun store and buy some bullets to shove up peoples noses. because I prefer shoving things up noses rather than up their...