Part I: Character creation
Step one: Create a new character
Step two: Choose the avian
Step three: Choose the Crimson Cardinal face (just look at his eyes, so cute)
http://i.imgur.com/CtOO3hs.gif
Step four: Choose the Red Leather Armor
http://i.imgur.com/IhYwJjS.png
Step five: give him a cute name
http://i.imgur.com/XRzSqRi.png
Step six: Complete character creation
Part II: the Antlers
Step one: Skip the tutorial
Step two: Go to the Forest Haven Towne
http://i.imgur.com/ogmmzLe.png
Step three: Find the Towne Crier
http://i.imgur.com/UHUc2PM.png
Step four: Talk to the Towne Crier
Step five: Accept the quest "Find Dash R."
http://i.imgur.com/YJDPrX7.png
Step six: Find Dash R.
http://i.imgur.com/dN24CJu.png
Step seven: Talk to Dash R.
Step eight: Complete the quest and claim your reward
http://i.imgur.com/jYoKlpj.png
Step nine: Equip the 2014 Raindeer Antlers
http://i.imgur.com/qbko2Ni.png
Part III: the Bow
Step one: Beg until you get 200 gold
http://i.imgur.com/JWlLnWT.png
Step two: Get 200 gold
Step three: Repay the kind man on your main character
http://i.imgur.com/djwLkSM.png
Step four: Find Ozz the Merchant
http://i.imgur.com/XkUgLq8.png
Step five: Purchase the Lil' Red Bow from him (even the name of the bow is cute)
http://i.imgur.com/FjpJsJA.png
Step six: Equip the Lil' Red Bow
http://i.imgur.com/kzYzpfK.png
Congratulations, you are now a proud owner of the cutest character!
http://i.imgur.com/XCrdTif.png
Just look at that cute little bird, thinking he can hurt others with that cute little bow of his. So cute.