Breaking News from A.R.S.E.S: Snow Fox Population in Decline (pun)

Officials from A.R.S.E.S has warned that the Three-tailed Swift of the snow fox species could reach a catastropic population count.

Citing the blame to excessive hunting due to the tails being in-demand for banner ornaments as the tails with its natural ability to attract snow flakes has been the primary reason for hunters to flock near Nordr Mt. Spyre.

Arlorian police has hinted that a primary suspect has been identified; he was found in Frozen Hope wearing the said banner and is selling it there. From the recent buy-bust operation tons and tons of Swits' tails was discovered being readied for banner manufacturing.

A.R.S.E.S also blames Syrillaxs' arrival near Nordr that more are being displaced from their habitat.

They also cite that some are being kept as pets.

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Disclaimer: This news story is not to undermine STS effort in creating awesome contents. No Swift was harmed during the event.

Those poor creatures. Exploitation of animals. Saddens the world if these creatures were to be extinct after a few months. Well, when it comes to animal cruelty, there's only one country to blame

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Originally Posted by epicrrr

Officials from A.R.S.E.S has warned that the Three-tailed Swift of the snow fox species could reach a catastropic population count.

Citing the blame to excessive hunting due to the tails being in-demand for banner ornaments as the tails with its natural ability to attract snow flakes has been the primary reason for hunters to flock near Nordr Mt. Spyre.

Arlorian police has hinted that a primary suspect has been identified; he was found in Frozen Hope wearing the said banner and is selling it there. From the recent buy-bust operation tons and tons of Swits' tails was discovered being readied for banner manufacturing.

A.R.S.E.S also blames Syrillaxs' arrival near Nordr that more are being displaced from their habitat.

They also cite that some are being kept as pets.

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As we have made no official public statement regarding this matter, the Society would very much like to know the name of your source. :single_eye:

http://www.spacetimestudios.com/show...r-2-2015/page3

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I knew it ! And people thought I was delusional for worrying!

and the question is,


what does the fox say?

"Quote to reply, I use tapasucks."

THIS JUST IN:

Hatoya the village chief taken into custody for statements. A.R.S.E.S Files cease and desist case before Nordr District Courthouse against Tiptop Gen. Merch.

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Detective Hoardseeker wants to join the Investigation @A.R.S.E.S

Buy faux fur, people!

A.R.S.E.S and Orcs of the North now looking into credentials of Hoardseeker if he were eligible to uphold such investigation. ^^

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Originally Posted by typemyname

A.R.S.E.S and Orcs of the North now looking into credentials of Hoardseeker if he were eligible to uphold such investigation. ^^

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Wait orcs live in Nordr?
What is with these dramatic plot-twists!

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Hatoya Frozen Hope village chief defends self, says Tiptop has tasked various party of heroes to go into the mountains deep of Syrillaxs invaded territory regarding with tons of Swift's tail found in the building near Tiptop's stall. Tiptop - CEO of Tiptop Gen. Merch to issue statement soon.

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Originally Posted by Coalhouse

As we have made no official public statement regarding this matter, the Society would very much like to know the name of your source. :single_eye:

http://www.spacetimestudios.com/show...r-2-2015/page3

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Just saw your sig lol you're from A.R.S.E.S, what is your IGN? I'll be mentioning you in future news story.

i love crazy people lol

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Originally Posted by epicrrr

Just saw your sig lol you're from A.R.S.E.S, what is your IGN? I'll be mentioning you in future news story.

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I am indeed the A.R.S.E.S., my blog contains a number of the Society's reports (along with a load of other old rubbish).

My main character's name is the same as my forum name.

For now, something on the record: "No comment!".

*mutters* Bloody journalists! :single_eye:

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Originally Posted by Gladius

Wait orcs live in Nordr?
What is with these dramatic plot-twists!

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Orcs with thermal underwear.

Thanks! This journalism style thread made my day :)

Epicrr = Coalhouse the Second!!

Fun read thx!

THIS JUST IN:


Tiptop shrugged off Hatoya's allegation.

Tiptop:No swift was harmed making the Snow Fox banner. I cant divulge on how make these banners as this is company secret, I can assure you folks we dont cut Swift tails and have em attached to the banner, nope nope nope that is a lie whatever Hatoya is saying"

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE

There is evidence that Tiptop is involved in the theft of energy essences. This is keeping a lot of ppl away from gold tier yet & hence the Swift pet. Could this be the source of the tails?

Rumors have also been heard that some ppl got swift with only 2 tails.

Swift with 2 tail lol wot