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Illuminati confirmed... They have made a new form of the Sasquatch in the middle of Vatican City (Rome).... It's name, "The Spagh-yeti"!
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Originally Posted by Congeniality
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I climbed the ancient Roman mountain where the Spagh-yeti awaited for his challenger. The mountain, fierce and unforgiving, froze both of my arms together. I knew that upon reaching the monster, I would need a new strategy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Congeniality
I climbed my way to the top, where the sky was gray and the world was white. The whipping winds scorched my face like a thousand ice wizards using their frost attack on my face. I approached the Spagh-yeti, he had nothing to say. The simple fact that a mere mortal had reached his domain was astonishing, but nonetheless, I was there to bring him down.
The mountain had rendered me nearly hopeless, my arms, stuck together on my chest. My toes, only three of them having their respective nails in place. I was truly a sight to behold. A magnificent wonder in this icey world. I approached the monster, and it gazed upon me with a look of wonder. It had never met a human so dedicated to his task.
He showed no mercy, flying at me with frightful speed. I dodged, ducked, dipped, dived, and dodged my way around his feral offenses.
After bewildering the beast with my agility, I used my secret weapon. My arms were useless, but my three toenails had grown to epic proportions on my two week journey up the mountain. I called upon my ancestors, the Walians, to lift me high up into the air, after which I would point my toenails down at the beast as I hurled myself to his level. Each time, I hacked and slashed at his gorgeous, beautiful, hairy chest.
After several hours of such battle, the Spagh-yeti fell, in a pile of white fur and blue blood. It looked up at his maker, with clear respect in his eye.
He asked, "Who are you?"
I replied, "I'm a Taco."
Oh boy, a three nsiled taco? Do they have them in Rome? Triotoes, thats Latin right, Walian Latin?
A three toed taco, Triotoetaco, thats Latin right, Walian latin?
Thats something you dont see everyday. Waleeds is online.
What a beautiful "sight"
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Also hit 500k kills today!
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Now your'e doing Quests or? I saw you completing QuestsQuote:
Originally Posted by Xyzther
nice one man!
How many toenails did you need for all those?Quote:
Originally Posted by Xyzther
Wow 500k kills is impressive bit im even more impressed by your 53 deaths thats a K/D ratio of nearly 10000 to 1. Big ups to your birdie!