Funny Birthday Match xD

Pick the month you were born in:
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January - I kissed
February - I killed
March - I ran naked with
April - I slapped
May - I shot
June - I cuddled with
July - I cleaned
August - i stabbed
September - I ran shirtless with
October - I ate
November - I slept with
December- I laughed with

Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - the kool-aid man
02 - a horse
03 - a popstar
04 - a toothbrush
05 - you
06 - The Trojan man
07 - your boyfriend
08 - your mom
09 - an emo kid
10 - a carpet
11 - Paris Hilton
12 - Justin Bieber
13 - a teacher
14 - a cat
15 - a pickle
16 - paris hilton
17 - a bisexual
18 - a dog
19 - an orange
20 - a crackhead
21 - a bowl of cereal
22 - an easter egg
23 - Kobe Bryant
24 - a carton of milk
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a fork
27 - a stripper
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a homeless guy
31 - your grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing (multi-colored shirt means add more!)
White - because thats how I roll !
Black - because I'm sexy
Pink - because I love hair
Red - because I have an AMAZING Smile
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm a choo choo train
Gray - Because the lil people told me to
Other - because I like crackers.
Green - because I'm beautiful
Orange - because I licked your ear
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i like to
Shirtless - because I've got abs

I shot a pickle because I'm a pimp and you're jealous.

My irl friend's right next to me is:
I laughed with the kool-aid man because I'm sexy. LOOOL.

I laughed with a bisexual because I am beautiful. O.o

I shot an easter egg because I'm a choo choo train...haha

I Kissed a Jar of Honey Cos' That's How I Roll...I had just broken up with my girlfriend, I was lonely..

I slept with Paris Hilton because lil people told me too. (now I have a STD...)

BTW: 11 and 16 are both Paris Hilton

"I killed the Trojan Man because im sexy" February 6 and im wearing a black shirt lol ...:::... get it :cool:

I kissed a carton of milk because I'm beautiful and I licked your ear. Lol :D

I ran naked with you becuase Ima choo choo train
I can't stop laughing.

I ate you because the lil People Told Me to .
Perfect sentence hehe
:D Love those Games :)

Cool I cuddled with a popular June 3 FTW

I slapped a toothbrush because I'm sexy and I have an AMAZING Smile.

True story.