KING of tha HILL

[Jugernugett]

If I ever see that thing in my backyard, I'll drop dead on the spot.

[Ayc2000]

After arterra claims the throne, I become an adviser at the castle, poison his food, and lock him in an impenetrable force field. I place all sorts of traps around it so that no one can free him. The hill is now /mine!

[Arterra]

fool! you think I survived almost 30 pages of death threats to succumb to mere Hydrogen Peroxide? My nose is better than that of a drug sniffing bloodhound!
Plus, you locked me in the control room itself! from within I am indestructible, and unreachable. I rule with dictatorial impunity, sentencing you to death my laser-beast mauling in the grand arena, for the entertainment of the masses!

[Ayc2000]

I pull out a mirror and reflect the laser back at you, sup rising you and temporarily paralyzing you. I disable the lasers, escape, and wait until once you are not looking, to kill you with a group of assassins. I claim the hill (which was never yours because you never claimed it XD)
/mine

[Arterra]

you are right! I never claimed it! So the assassins you sent out to kill the leader of the hill killed the wrong guy! I ramp up security on my shielded fortress (laser proof) and rehire the same assassins to kill YOU (through email). since you hired them personally, they know whee to find you, and you pretty soon succumb to irony itself, before the assassins even get there xD

/mine

[Ayc2000]

I hack you email with my super haxor skillz and send the assasins away to the other side of the world to kill some random person (sorryXD). Then I tear a hole into space right under where you were sitting and gloating about your "success" sucking you into a distant alternate universe. I claimwhat is rightfully /mine

[Arterra]

Unfortunately, the man you sent your assassins to turned out to be a master level wizard! He easily overpowers the would be murderers and as an act of revenge makes sure the alternate universe I land in had another portal back to my own! He wishes me luck in my journey to destroy you, and gives me the Staff of Phallus, who's innuendo makes you nose-bleed to death anime style!
I proudly retake the throne amid my cheering loyal subjects and declare it /mine!

[dudetus]

I come and I take the hill . /mine

Wait am I doing this right?