KING of tha HILL

[Uzikrabd]

Jerk, when that black hole sucked up people i shot it before i got sucked in and claims rule of the hill after killing dude and sets inferno box where he spawns so he can never spawn again

[Ayc2000]

I am confused and a little mad that I wasn't here to see this thread be revived so I reverse rage quit, distribute some grenades disguised as pinks, and everyone blows up and the hill is /mine I love this game so much....sigh

[Arterra]

I sell my pink grenade on the CS, and since nobody has even heard of one, it sells for 9,999,999 easily. I then go off to set myself up as a master merchant, and end up so rich I buy out every single custom, fortified and enchanted item, and start selling them back for triple the price.
Once I have enough gold, I melt it down, and drown/burn you in it. Why such a lengthy process of death? Just to look classy.
/mine

Ps I just switch sides to avoid the spawn with the inferno box lol

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

I sell my pink grenade on the CS, and since nobody has even heard of one, it sells for 9,999,999 easily. I then go off to set myself up as a master merchant, and end up so rich I buy out every single custom, fortified and enchanted item, and start selling them back for triple the price.
Once I have enough gold, I melt it down, and drown/burn you in it. Why such a lengthy process of death? Just to look classy.
/mine

Ps I just switch sides to avoid the spawn with the inferno box lol

I gather up a huge amount of melted plastic, pour it in all of your drinks, and slowly watch as you die from drink poisoning.

/mine

I sell my pink grenade on the CS, and since nobody has even heard of one, it sells for 9,999,999 easily.

LMAO.

[Arterra]

Luckily after reading the first 3 books of Game of Thrones I am smart enough to realize I needed a full time taste tester. Guess what? He tasted it, and died. So I laugh at the attempt on my life and get to work making more gold... You run for your life.
/mine

Ps game of thrones is a real-politik fantasy novel/tv series on HBO and I'm hooked. You should be too!

[SUPAPRODIGY]

Oh is that book anygood i just got it too lazy to read it

[Arterra]

There are slow parts to it, and some places you just have to keep reading to slowly understand anything, but overall there are just too many plot turns to be called anything but awesome.

[Uzikrabd]

You guys forget my tank is indestructable and i spawn back in it and set up perimeter while blowing evryone up and destroys hills backups and will destroy hill forever if you dont give me whatever i want /mine forever

[Arterra]

Well since you destroyed the hill you get nothing. That leaves a hole in your heart you can fill, and eat your tank hoping to forget your woes.
But I hear something. What's that? A summons to the king! For my valiant efforts defending the hill, I am being granted lordship over all lands pertaining to the Hill Game, and so I simply declare the hill next door as the One and it automatically becomes /mine

[Ayc2000]

I confuse everyone so that they think YOU.were the enemy and I saved them all, so they mob you while I sit on the throne,laughing my butt off /mine

[Arterra]

You usurper! You force me into exile in the faraway lands of the horse lords. However, I gain their allegiance and lead a charge of half a million armored knights and horses against your/my puny peasants. as the city atop the hill burns I watch from the highest point, grimly surveying the collapse of the food granaries, the melting of the iron towers, and the desolation of the market square.
/mine

[Uzikrabd]

With the loss of your resources all of your army soon dies and i come back indestructable(when i ate the tank it fused into me) and pulverize with myself and make a new town so i gain a few million warriors /mine

[Arterra]

Thankfully I have a way to deal with traitors who join my enemies. I have bombs implanted in all my minions, to activate as punishment/assassination. So, as your warriors surround you for the final battle against me, I blow them all up, and although you survive, you are buried in rubble and are unable to move due to pressure.
/mine

[Ayc2000]

I silently regroup my army andlaunch a surprise attack while you blow up your army (lol) and then I capture you, place you under a deep spell, and lock you under a volcano. I take my place on the throne and the ugly, desolate war torn hill is sadly /mine.

[seller]

i start hacking and get the force choke you all and put turrets right beside spawn and hid in my sky base /mine

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

I unleash a new type of force: Chuck Norris the Leroy Jenkins Spartan!

With Leroy Jenkins screaming LEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY right before charge-kicking his opponent, a spartan yelling THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA and chest-kicking the opponent, and Chuck Norris unleashing the deadly roundhouse kick, CHUCK NORRIS THE LEROY JENKINS SPARTAN YELLS OUT:

LEROOOOOOOOOOOOY ROUNDHOUSE SPARTA KICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He does this to everyone except me and the hill.

/MINE

[Cytokinesis]

as always, have a good time... and someone remember to bump my king of the hill game once in a while xD

yw

[Phoenixking]

But chuk norris lerooy jenkins amd a spartans are feared by my awsomeness and make them betray you i think create a base on the sky hill and underground /mine

[Ayc2000]

And your spelling scares away everyone :P
I calm everyone down and become the new leader of /mine hill

[Arterra]

after a peaceful era in the kingdom of Ayc2000, the leaders of HillCitadelCity are tired of playing a fair game. they want PROFITS. they eject their faithful leader, and in the chaos that ensues, Arterra creeps up and takes the empty throne! the hill is /MINE!!!!