I heard Onade was so awesome that...

[Psykopathic28]

I heard Onade was so awesome that....



* All of Arcane Legends whispers his name because they are afraid what might happen if its spoken too loudly.

* He climbed Mt. Everest with a single Skyward Smash

* He spent 6 months in the woods nursing a baby Deery back to good health

* Chuck Norris cried tears of joy when he was allowed to shake Onade's hand

* Defeated all the bosses in Elite Krakken Isles with only Passives

* Defeated all the bosses in Elite Nordr with only his smile

* Defeated the Shuyal expansion before STS developed it

* Once opened a single Locked Grand Crate of the Watch and received 3 Samael, all were donated to orphans

* He said "Hi" in PvP and received 20 kills and 6 flags

* STS must pay him $72,400 a year salary to stand around in PvP so all others do not give up

Feel free to post more *Onade* jokes. No one wants to hear about lame chuck Norris.

[wvhills]

*sigh*

[Soundlesskill]

Hahahhahaa

[falmear]

[Szangheili]

*Facepalm*
Don't you EVER disrespect Chuck Norris like that! Especially when talking about this noob. I hope your ashamed of yourself talking like this.. I regret even reading this. "Off with his head!" Scum -.-

[Spyce]

He used an emote to kill everyone.

[Aracnus]

Question, who is Onade?

[Szangheili]

Question, who is Onade?

Thank you, even I dont even know him, lol. Pffft, not as awesome as his fanboy says he is, up there is a list of myths

[Frohnatur]

Question, who is Onade?

Good question. Possible answers here. http://www.spacetimestudios.com/show...-UNSOLVED-quot

[Szangheili]

Really, just because he's a weirdo, you call him better than Chuck Norris? Ugh, you ppl disappoint me.

[DocDoBig]

Really, just because he's a weirdo, you call him better than Chuck Norris? Ugh, you ppl disappoint me.

Chuck Norris kills two birds with one stone.

[Aracnus]

Chuck Norris kills two birds with one stone.

WRONG! Chuck Norris kills 2 stones with 1 bird. If you're gonna make a Chuck Norris joke, do it right son!

[Y O L O]

WRONG! Chuck Norris kills 2 stones with 1 bird. If you're gonna make a Chuck Norris joke, do it right son!

Lolmao

[DocDoBig]

WRONG! Chuck Norris kills 2 stones with 1 bird. If you're gonna make a Chuck Norris joke, do it right son!

God walks over water,


Chuck Norris swims through land.

[Szangheili]

Chuck Norris sleeps peacefully, meanwhile the Boogeyman checks for Chuck Norris before sleeping.

[Uzii]

Question, who is Onade?

yes whos that guy? can i begg him everyday for gold? :P

[Aracnus]

God walks over water,


Chuck Norris swims through land.

Chuck Norris sleeps peacefully, meanwhile the Boogeyman checks for Chuck Norris before sleeping.

I have posters on Chuck Norris and his jokes. You don't wanna start something here..

[Argyros]

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a poisonous snake, after 3 days of searing pain, the snake died.

[matanofx]

In one magical EOS guild chat we made about 100-200 onade jokes in about 15 minutes, such creative minds in that guild =]

When a zombie bites onade the zombie turns to an onade

Onade so tough the sun wont look him in the eye

Onade buys elixirs for 2gold

Onade can heal you to death

Onade made T-rex clap.

(cant remember any of the jokes other people said but it was actually funny unlike mine)

[fumolamota]

When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the world down...