The Laws of PVP

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Well a Smartphone fell on my head today.. so here are some laws of pvp:

1st : Sorcerers laws of motion:

1) A running away sorcerer moving in 1 direction cannot be stopped until It faces an aimed shot or a warrior's skyward smash...

2) For every lost action there is a turn around fireball reaction.

3) The acceleration of a running sorcerer in trouble is directly proportional to the number of people running behind him.


2nd: Laws of Rogue killing:

1) The appropriate way of killing a rogue is :
a) Stir some sugar in your coffee ..
b) Say in chat :"Hey! you are wearing Leprechaun..."
c) PM Cero :"What to do now bro?"
d) After you figured out step (c) : Feed your finished kill leftovers to a pack of hungry pigs..

2) The inappropriate way of killing rogue is:
a) PM Cero again :"I know what to do now bro.."
b) Say in chat the mantra : "Hey you sexy babe.."
c) By the time the reply comes: "Hey! m a guy.." or "Damm u perv".. Feed to ungry pigs again. .
d) And do remember to PM Mista Cero "I did it bro.. now m a pro"..


3rd: The Laws of Dancing Warrior in PVP:
*Prepare a specimen warrior .. n give him a skirt for the procedure...*


1) The Warrior always begins the dance by raising his arms and looking up in to the sky (maybe a bird thats going to poop on him) ...

2) While the warrior comes to you to have a ball... He always puts his hands into pockets to check his own ..

3) Then the warrior does merry go round with his utensils and dances with you round n round... and may give a pull to hug you again and again..

4) At the ending part of the dance procedure , the warrior would make a marathon run for the nearby bushes raising his hands into the sky again ..

5) Apparently, the best thing to do : Praise the warrior by giving a fireball or a 3000+ Arrow on his part exposed at you, to make him lay on ground, and give a Happy ending to the dance.
N yeah.. plz PM thanks to Samdegreat for being a great specimen for illustration


4th: The Ultimate Law:

If U = Alone, Location TDM/CTF, Opposite team = 4/5 members, then

U=DG^2,

Where D=Death,G=Ganging and "U" are alone


Upcoming laws on Name changing soon.. Buy plats for the update again..

More laws coming up as more things fall on my head....

[PS: All the alphabets here and above are under TOS of STG...
Any resemblance to Living or Dead is purely coincidental, so don't be sentimental]

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