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    One more lol...

    So Chuck Norris was bit by a poisonous snake in the wilderness...

    After five days of excruciating pain, the snake died.

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    Thanks for entering all i pick kcimy add yesdoit im game

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    XD kycim copied it off some website I was looking at some funny jokes for a inspiration on creating a really funny 1 and read that 1

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    Gratz kycim

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    Quote Originally Posted by Archermaster:1247930
    XD kycim copied it off some website I was looking at some funny jokes for a inspiration on creating a really funny 1 and read that 1
    I know :/ mine were inspirations too lol.

    But gtz to winner

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    [QUOTE=Shadowstar:1247031]@occultformula: I heard dat a gazillion time at friends :P


    The American version uses the alphabet.

    Mines is different.
    Last edited by Hook; 08-31-2013 at 10:55 PM.

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    [QUOTE=OccultFormula;1247973]
    Quote Originally Posted by Shadowstar:1247031
    @occultformula: I heard dat a gazillion time at friends :P


    The American version uses the alphabet.

    Mines is different.
    o.o I'm not pure American tho.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadowstar View Post
    @occultformula: I heard dat a gazillion time at friends :P




    There were 3 Chinese people, who came to the U.S. they didn't know any English.
    So they turned on their radio, and started listening.
    First came, "Yes company, we always say yes!"
    Chinese No.1 learned "Yes"
    Then came an ad, "WE have clean forks n knives! *singing* Forks n knives forks n knives!"
    Chinese No.2 learned "Forks n Knives, Forks n Knives!"
    Then came a trash ad, "Call 871 today! We clean your trash! *song* In the dumpster, in the dumpster!"
    Chinese No.3 learned "In the dumpster, in the dumpster!"

    They all went to a restaurant.
    A waiter came and said, @ would you like to eat kind sirs?"
    Chinese No.1 replied, "Yes."
    Waiter said, "What would you like to eat?"
    Chinese No.2 said, "Forks'N'Knives, Forks'N'Knives!"
    Waiter became puzzled, and asked one more time, "Where would you like to eat?
    Chinese No.3 said, "In the dumpster, in THE DUMPSTER."

    All three of them got kicked out of the restaurant, and they wandered until they came to a crime scene.
    A reporter asked them, "Did you kill this boy?", holding a poster.
    Chinese 1, "Yes."
    Baffled and angry, "WHAT DID YOU KILL HIM WITH?!" Shouted the reporter.
    Chinese 2 gleefully said, "Forks'N'Knives, Forks'N'Knives!!"
    A police officer came and said, "Where did you put the boys dead body?"
    Chinese 3 said smiling, "In da dumpster, IN DA DUMPSTER!"

    wow isnt tat slightly racist?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thrall Wire:1248565
    Quote Originally Posted by Shadowstar View Post
    @occultformula: I heard dat a gazillion time at friends :P




    There were 3 Chinese people, who came to the U.S. they didn't know any English.
    So they turned on their radio, and started listening.
    First came, "Yes company, we always say yes!"
    Chinese No.1 learned "Yes"
    Then came an ad, "WE have clean forks n knives! *singing* Forks n knives forks n knives!"
    Chinese No.2 learned "Forks n Knives, Forks n Knives!"
    Then came a trash ad, "Call 871 today! We clean your trash! *song* In the dumpster, in the dumpster!"
    Chinese No.3 learned "In the dumpster, in the dumpster!"

    They all went to a restaurant.
    A waiter came and said, @ would you like to eat kind sirs?"
    Chinese No.1 replied, "Yes."
    Waiter said, "What would you like to eat?"
    Chinese No.2 said, "Forks'N'Knives, Forks'N'Knives!"
    Waiter became puzzled, and asked one more time, "Where would you like to eat?
    Chinese No.3 said, "In the dumpster, in THE DUMPSTER."

    All three of them got kicked out of the restaurant, and they wandered until they came to a crime scene.
    A reporter asked them, "Did you kill this boy?", holding a poster.
    Chinese 1, "Yes."
    Baffled and angry, "WHAT DID YOU KILL HIM WITH?!" Shouted the reporter.
    Chinese 2 gleefully said, "Forks'N'Knives, Forks'N'Knives!!"
    A police officer came and said, "Where did you put the boys dead body?"
    Chinese 3 said smiling, "In da dumpster, IN DA DUMPSTER!"

    wow isnt tat slightly racist?
    Talking about immigrants is racist?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadowstar View Post
    Talking about immigrants is racist?
    except it wasnt immigrant, u just HAD to specify it as Chinese

    see u associate that type of sterotype and that offends me cuz some of my friends are chinese
    u culd have just said three people but of course u say theyre chinese and not swedish or italian or even austrian...

    that why i find it sort of racist. u single out chinese people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thrall Wire:1250198
    Quote Originally Posted by Shadowstar View Post
    Talking about immigrants is racist?
    except it wasnt immigrant, u just HAD to specify it as Chinese

    see u associate that type of sterotype and that offends me cuz some of my friends are chinese
    u culd have just said three people but of course u say theyre chinese and not swedish or italian or even austrian...

    that why i find it sort of racist. u single out chinese people.
    But you would've been fine if they singled out swedish, Italian, or Austrian people? Seems a little like reverse racism to me.

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    I randomly chose Chinese, ok?
    Sorry if any racism was found.

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    *Guy goes into baleford and presses his Merrymaker horn.
    Person 1: I hate that sound! Urgh
    Person 2: Ikr
    Person 1: *Mutes Guy*
    Person 1: Ima report u!!
    Guy: How can you report Me? I'm pressing my item, is that a crime?
    Person 1: * Rages and Breaks PC*
    Person 1: Goes on tablet, gets pm saying, 'Why don't u just mute your volume?
    Want to know where the treasure is burried? Here ill tell you.... www.thecommunityguild.com/apply.html
    Creator Credits go to Extreme.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zentry View Post
    *Guy goes into baleford and presses his Merrymaker horn.
    Person 1: I hate that sound! Urgh
    Person 2: Ikr
    Person 1: *Mutes Guy*
    Person 1: Ima report u!!
    Guy: How can you report Me? I'm pressing my item, is that a crime?
    Person 1: * Rages and Breaks PC*
    Person 1: Goes on tablet, gets pm saying, 'Why don't u just mute your volume?
    Nooooo, it's funny how people think they can mute the horn!!!
    Boot^did it, and it was hilarious!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bootdaddy View Post
    Lemme here some jokes post all you want idc, winner gets Merrymaker Horn SetAttachment 40373
    this engrish lol

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